Playing Full Tank Sion

Glory ln Death·Jun 23, 2016·39 votes·2,735 views

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Keep focusing me, that tickles!

28 Comments

Friendly RamJun 23, 201620 votes

Oh look another shield. Why are you still hitting me?

Glory ln DeathJun 23, 201616 votes

And then their Syndra ults me... With my 800 health shield, 210 mr, and 75% health...

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Not even joking, it happens.

RalanrJun 23, 20161 votes

Some people are not smart.

LirikJun 23, 20168 votes

full tank sion is the green fish in this Gif, because he can't kill a damn squishy char like spongebob represent LMAO

Blac IycJun 23, 20161 votes

i thought that was the joke

Glory ln DeathJun 24, 20165 votes

Both characters actually represent Sion. He takes no damage, but he can't do any himself...

But let me tell you - you ain't going nowhere while he's got you, and his team can do plenty of damage.

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LuggJun 24, 20161 votes

I have to disagree considering I have gotten a pentakill with Sion. Put one damage item on him and he does good damage.

CreationFlawJun 23, 20165 votes

The best part is that Sion can be both people.

SteelflameJun 23, 20165 votes

Not can be. Is.

Photos of GhostsJun 23, 20162 votes

Sion was a wall prerework and he still is xD

Glory ln DeathJun 24, 20161 votes

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DavarrilJun 24, 20163 votes

"his blows are going right through as if i was made of some sort of spongey material"

billxxJun 23, 20161 votes

This is why sion is the only tank I enjoy. No one can do anything as you dance under their nexus towers.

Glory ln DeathJun 23, 20165 votes

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Show off those moves!

billxxJun 23, 201610 votes

So you think you can dance Judge: sorry, you're not what we're looking for. Sion: COOWWWWAAAAAARRRRDDDDDSSSS!!!

Glory ln DeathJun 23, 201610 votes

"Another corpse for the pile..."

InTheoryJun 23, 20162 votes

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billxxJun 23, 20161 votes

IGotScuttleCrabsJun 23, 20163 votes

Forgot the part where he runs away off the stage while screaming cowaaaaards

RalanrJun 23, 20161 votes

Full tank Sion is best Sion.

LovelleJun 23, 20161 votes

I get it. It's because he's so bulky he can simply ignore most damage dealers. I audibly laughed, that's pretty funny OP. The comparison with Spongebob was truly clever.

Glory ln DeathJun 24, 20161 votes

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Project omenJun 23, 20161 votes

Yasuo I cringe when I duel a Sion and he desperately tries to hit a single ability while I jump around him like a bunny and eventually kill him with R + item 3153

el PepE hanDs Jun 24, 20162 votes

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I cringe when I duel a Sion and he desperately tries to hit a single ability while I jump around him like a bunny and eventually kill him with R +

As a master rank Sion main I will tell you yasuo is horrible vs sion

Project omenJun 26, 20161 votes

How exactly? You're only going to hit less than half your Q vs a decent Yasuo (if at all), E is probably gonna get blocked by windwall, you just might hit your ult and your shield will go down immediately. So it all comes down to just auto attacking me, but you don't have a lot of damage (yeah you have item 3748 and item 3053 , but I have lifesteal). Your armor basically gets reduced to 50% after I ult you and your W passive makes item 3153 deal even more damage to you. So yeah, I think late game Yasuo can handle late game Sion. But I'll gladly take some counter-arguments from you. Who knows? I might be wrong. Edit: Late reply, yeah I know :) Edit 2: I'm talking about a 1 v 1, as in the rest of the players from both teams are dead and the winner of the duel gets the enemy nexus.

el PepE hanDs Jun 26, 20161 votes

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How exactly? You're only going to hit less than half your Q vs a decent Yasuo (if at all), E is probably gonna get blocked by windwall, you just might hit your ult and your shield will go down immediately. So it all comes down to just auto attacking me, but you don't have a lot of damage (yeah you have and , but I have lifesteal). Your armor basically gets reduced to 50% after I ult you and your W passive makes deal even more damage to you. So yeah, I think late game Yasuo can handle late game Sion. But I'll gladly take some counter-arguments from you. Who knows? I might be wrong. Edit: Late reply, yeah I know :) Edit 2: I'm talking about a 1 v 1, as in the rest of the players from both teams are dead and the winner of the duel gets the enemy nexus.

Lots of variables but a even skilled yasuo vs a even skilled sion even if you lane your ultimate on me in the late game you wouldn't have enough life steal to go through thorn and sunfire and I don't even go damage items on sion. And you will only be able to dodge my qs in a minion wave and windwall cool down is very long compared to how many es I can shoot out. The problem is the game never last long enough for both players to be full build so I can't comment on that but if I can beat fiora full build I think I can handle yasuo and most of sions damage is what explosion

el PepE hanDs Jun 26, 20161 votes

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Lots of variables but a even skilled yasuo vs a even skilled sion even if you lane your ultimate on me in the late game you wouldn't have enough life steal to go through thorn and sunfire and I don't even go damage items on sion. And you will only be able to dodge my qs in a minion wave and windwall cool down is very long compared to how many es I can shoot out. The problem is the game never last long enough for both players to be full build so I can't comment on that but if I can beat fiora full build I think I can handle yasuo and most of sions damage is what explosion

Sorry auto correct w explosion