Playing Full Tank Sion

Oh look another shield. Why are you still hitting me?

full tank sion is the green fish in this Gif, because he can't kill a damn squishy char like spongebob represent LMAO

The best part is that Sion can be both people.

"his blows are going right through as if i was made of some sort of spongey material"

I get it. It's because he's so bulky he can simply ignore most damage dealers. I audibly laughed, that's pretty funny OP. The comparison with Spongebob was truly clever.

Full tank Sion is best Sion.

I cringe when I duel a Sion and he desperately tries to hit a single ability while I jump around him like a bunny and eventually kill him with R +

8k health playing sion jungle and health stacking like crazy. Its fun.

This is why sion is the only tank I enjoy. No one can do anything as you dance under their nexus towers.