When your Darius and someone tries to fight you.

Are you saying he is King Arthur? or that he has a mount made of coconuts? Does he know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Basically my reaction to seeing a good Darius top lane.

Do I have :P

the black knight would be : http://img.pandawhale.com/81102-Monty-Python-Holy-Grail-black-VfJl.gif