Unofficial official rules of league

River crab is the most important objective in the game. No matter what

Don't need wards.

• applicable only when gold or below

Don't chase Singed.

rule 5: You are always the best on your team.

Who needs xp when u can be a human ward with teemo

wurf

All is a viable build on any champion.

Never listen to high elo players, they waste money on wards.

It's worth because i said so in chat

Always focus the support. Waste your ult and every single important spell JUST for him/her.

That support trolling you too hard? Kill her by using exhaust AND a Leona ult!

Never duo queue because you'll just bring a feeder.

Always focus the tank and never worry about why your health isn't going down that fast. Clearly because they take a lot of damage, they can kill you in no time.

ALWAYS COMMIT I AM FIDDLESTICKS

always use flash while off cd

it is never your fault when you die it is always lag so be sure to stress that to both teams that if you were not lagging you would have gotten a penta

NEVER get to gold. Not like it gives you a skin you can't buy in stores

Always kill teemo! If you can kill teemo, kill teemo! If you can't kill teemo, run!

1- Trade well. If you are not performing well in your trades in lane, call the jungler for assistance. But remember that there is only one jungler, so don't get pissed off about him not being able to help you when he is half a map away!

2- Maintain your mana. On bot lane the side that manages to keep its mana up is almost always the side that will win lane. This is because they can actually use abilities to get kills since they still have mana.

3- Keep calm. Raging will cause you to play worse, which in turn will make you rage more, and thus play even worse. Remain calm and you will see what it is that needs to be done rather than spending time typing up a storm of chat instead of actually playing the game like you should be doing.

4- Adjust your build. No build is perfect for every game. You must adjust it according to the dangers you are facing in game. This will allow you to play much more fluidly instead of your goto build being good for nothing but feeding that one champion on the enemy team who's abilities don't care about your items.

5- Fix the lanes. Never allow enemy minions to build up into what is literally a small army of minions. Whenever this occurs kill the enemy minions, then go to the oncoming enemy minion wave and kill only two of the minions. This will allow your own minions to eventually build up into a small army themselves.

6- Bait. Baiting enemies can give your team easy kills and thus a gold and exp boost over the enemy team. By baiting enemies you can dwindle enemy ranks, catch teams off guard, and even score an ace.

7- Never travel alone. Traveling alone late game can lead you to becoming an easy target that will in the end, only give the enemy team additional gold to buy more items to kill your team with.

There are many more unofficial rules of League. Please feel free to add on to them however you can.

Dont soloque. It'll match u with retards no matter how retarded YOU are.

Addendum to rules 1 and 2

• Only if you say "Worth" in /all

Yes, the topfarm is more important than dragon.

Dont chase dragon form Shyvana either, my friend got a triple in ranked from that :)

Never remember to use Its not like it could help your teamfight or anything.