When hes 0/36/4 and he says "don't surrender we can do this"

Proxy nasus then proceeds to one shot their nexus

If you've died 36 times, it's late enough in the game that gold doesn't matter anymore. You can do it.

what are the rest of the scores?

I say this often when my team is behind like 4+ towers, a dozen kills and won't surrender.

I'm really looking for lanes the enemy isn't in so I can practice csing. ;)

That sure is an admirably optimistic teammate you have there. Honor him, others would have started flaming after 0/0/1 because you took their kill