Humanity's last hope.

The world is in great danger of being obliterated by an alien race. They are smarter and far more advanced than us in every way. After thorough investigation the world's top scientist discovered the only characteristics in which humans beat these invaders were stupidity and unpredictability. With no hope of beating these aliens on their own turf the world's nations decided to use our greatest assets when it comes to these two characteristics, League players.

Corporal: Incoming transmission captain!

Captain: Relay it to the bridge corporal.

Lieutenant Rak-Sha: We have captured the Vessel you call the "SS. Sona" and are ready to kill all on board if you do not surrender. You have five minutes to comply.

Corporal: The transmission has ended sir.

Captain: Man con you believe this tryhard?

Corporal: Confirmed sir, he is in fact a tryhard. Do you want us to 1v1 him?

Captain: No, he's not worth it.

Corporal: But sir! The SS Sona can't-

Captain: STFU noob! I call the orders here!

Corporal: Save it for the enemy sir.

Captain: The SS Sona is nothing but a bunch of useless feeders anyway, let them figure it out on their own.

Corporal: What's our plan then?

Captain: See the enemy ships over there?

Corporal: Of course sir, five of them if I'm not mistaken.

Captain: We're gonna have to carry this one. Set the course for a 1v5 against the enemy's fleet!

And so with a thunderous roar the SS. Vayne rocketed through space, headed into certain demise.