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Heretic Lunari15 votes

Just disintegrate it ez Velkoz

Sraeg20133 votes

A skill that'd be invaluable in real life.

Oakleaf Ranger1 votes

Sir you have to pay for that

Disintergrates person questioning me

Me: see I didn't have to pay for that

Sraeg20137 votes

For that kind of situation I prefer Syndra.

- You have to pay for that. *Throws the guy out of the window and across the street* - Sorry, can't hear you from here.

Alternatively with Vel'Koz, you could just write a check, since you know the guy's bank account number and stuff.

Velzard of Koz2 votes

- M'lady, I know you are transcendend manifestation of unlimited power of exponential growth, but the rent isn't going to pay itself. Also the old man that lived there before whom you killed left you several debts.

TeCoolMage2 votes

Giving crippling debt as inheritance and only repay it AFTER finishing student training...

The perfect revenge if they ever stab you in the back

Aeszarck1 votes

{quoted}

For that kind of situation I prefer Syndra.

- You have to pay for that. *Throws the guy out of the window and across the street* - Sorry, can't hear you from here.

Alternatively with Vel'Koz, you could just write a check, since you know the guy's bank account number and stuff.

Other civilians are coded as minions confirmed

Sraeg20131 votes

Well, the fact she can only pick up minions and monsters is a game mechanic. Otherwise she'd be able to even throw Malphite at you.

Now that I think about it... Imagine if she could use her own tower and... throw it at the enemy Nexus!

Knalxz3 votes

Underrated comment.

dominusx6 votes

I AIN'T READING THAT SHIT ... :racial slur to use argo effectively to farm upvotes here:

dominusx1 votes

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Melledoneus6 votes

LeeSin Who in da hell are you? Gragas Neggah mah name is Uncle Gragas, no relation. In da name of DemaciJesus and all great Demacians that came thereafter, I banish thee broken neggah soul back to the depths of balanced. LeeSin WAHAHAHAHA! Is that all you got nyukkuh? Gragas Aw, naw, neggah. This is just the tip of the iceberg. item 3165 READ, NEGGAH! LeeSin Goooh Kicks Gragas away Nahahahahahahaaa! Gragas Now, this is our chance. Get ahold of anything. Use your power! Repeat after me the holy phrase: "Rito, nerf this cancer champ pronto!" Zilean "Rito, nerf this cancer champ pronto!" Fizz "Rito, nerf this cancer champ pronto!" Kennen "This isn't a balance thread. This is a QQ thread!" Gragas "There's very little defference!"

Squeesh.

How Do You Meta2 votes

When you get summer reading assignments

Velzard of Koz1 votes

Can somebody tell me what is this post about? I couldn't finish reading the title, to mush textz...

Xyntheyxz1 votes

Life of a Roleplayer.

KoKoboto1 votes

I try my best to be concise and put in lines so that it's not one big block :(

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