First Kayn, then Reworked Urgot, and now the Shopkeeper joins!

Jun Long·8/7/2017, 6:29:29 PM·2 votes·304 views

Rito dang yall not quitting on the think train.


HALFASSED CREATION BIRTH OF KAYN

Rito #1: What if we made an edgy kid with a scythe? Rito #2: Yeah but the scythe actually talks. Rito #1: Cool, and its Darkin-made so we don't have to bother fixing Aatrox hue hue. Rito #2: All the cringy teens out there will thank us for using their unoriginal OC's. Rito #1: Uh, no let's not do this then. That sounds terrible. Thinks of future fan art Rito# 3: Guys I already put out the "Meet Kayn" Champ teaser. Rito #2: Alright... we are making progress. Rito #1: ...


REVIVAL OF URGOT

Rito #1: Ok ok we promised these UrGod wannabes a rework. Lets get this done -_- Rito #2: Let's give him a machine gun as his arm! Rito #1: Doesn't he already have a blaster thing? Rito #2: Shut up, it's a rework. And we'll make his legs be shotguns while we're at it. Rito #3: Guys I just played Mortal Kombat and we should put in Skorpion's hook thing! Rito #2: Alright... we are making progress. Rito #1: ...


ORNN (We ran out of cool names long ago; thus Kayn and Kled)

Rito #1: Ahh we've done good guys. They seem happy with Urgot and Kayn. Rito #1: People keep reporting others for "using braindead broken champs no skill" all the time. Rito #2: You know what we should so? Make another champ. Rito #1: Dude we've done enough. We have made three champs around Ionia, and reworked two Zaunites. Rito #2: Ok good. Now we can do Freljord. Rito #3: Guys I was thinking if we gave the shopkeeper some love by adding him into the champ roster- Rito #2: Alright... we are making progress. Rito #1: ... Rito #1... Can he shop anywhere on the map at least?

1 Comments

HalcyonDweller8/7/2017, 7:03:39 PM1 votes

This isn't a Meme's and Games post, it's a gameplay rant.

Are you aware of the fact that it takes months, or even a full year to fully develop a champion from concepts --> live? It's not possible for them to have created Ornn in the <2 weeks since Urgot release.

You shouldn't misrepresent Riot by making their designers look like idiot people who have idiot conversations like this one. (Note, I'm not calling your post idiotic, I'm simply recognizing that you worded those conversations intentionally that way to make them look worse)