Who did it, and why?
First off, get 3 random numbers from this site.
set it to Generate 3. Between 1-40 3 columns https://www.random.org/integers/?num=3&min=1&max=40&col=3&base=10&format=html&rnd=new
Step 1, find the first number you got on the list below. (Who) Number 1: 1: Ashe 2: Blitzcrank 3: Brand 4: Draven 5: Garen 6: Dr, Mundo 7: Nocturne 8: Wukong 9: Jinx 10: Pantheon 11: Swain and Darius 12: Xin Zhao 13: Jarvan IV 14: Lux 15: Azir 16: Viktor 17: Galio 18: Master Yi 19: Bard 20: Phreak 21: Diana 22: Brand 23: Talon 24: Zed 25: Shen, Akali, and Kennen 26: Irelia 27: Braum 28: Lissandra 29: Quinn 30: Valor 31: Renekton 32: Rek'sai 33: Tryndamere 34: Twisted Fate 35: Graves 36: Miss Fortune 37: Karthus 38: Fizz 39: Urf 40: Syndra
Step 2: Find your second number on this list. (what did they do) 1: nerfed Irelia 2: Took over riot games 3: gave everyone 1000 riot points 4: stole Draven's axes 5: broke Thresh's lantern 6: went to a bar and got drunk 7: blew up the institute of war 8: read Ryze's scroll 9: fixed Riven's sword 10: took over the Freljord 11: threw banana's at Soraka 12: ate some oranges and was k 13: stole Jayce's hammer 14: fired riots lore team 15: drank out of Gragas's barrel 16: left LoL and joined DoTA 2 17: joined the pentakill band 18: killed Teemo 19: made friends with Amumu 20: bit Sivir's boomerang 21: threw Zilean's hourglass out a window 22: made peace between Demacia and Noxus 23: played dodgeball with Orianna 24: called Lucian the N word 25: had a picnic on the shadow isles 26: purchased a suit for Zac 27: sold their weapon on Ebay (if they don't use a weapon, they sell something else of theirs) 28: stole Sona's instrument 29: sprayed whipped cream in Mordekaiser's face 30: spun 2 win 31: learned Vayne's W (silver bolts) 32: arm wrestled with Aatrox 33: got a fancy new legendary skin 34: played a game of ARAM 35: got a hexakill 36: kicked Teemo in the face 37: clicked more then once, like a fool. 38: triggered a Shaco box 39: begged riot to buff them 40: got kicked out of the league
Step 3: Find your 3rd number on this list. (Why did they do it?) 1: they go where they please. 2: because Draven does it all, with style! 3: someone paid them to do so. 4: blew all their abilities on Yasuo's wind wall. 5: their house caught on fire. 6: they were forced to. 7: Jax threatened to dunk them. 8: Morgana baked them cookies. 9: someone stole their pentakill. 10: they found Yorick's ghouls living in their basement. 11: GD told them to. 12: they were bored. 13: because why not? 14: they purchased Spirit guard Udyr. 15: they thought it would be funny. 16: because Teemo had to die. 17: they joined the glorious evolution! 18: they wanted to join the dunksquad. 19: they won 100,000,000 riot points. 20: they were trapped in Fiddlesticks box. 21: they won a free trip to Ionia. 22: their mother slept with Gragas. 23: the LCS told them to do it. 24: they were forced to play league with laptop trackpad. 25: because Sion was following them all day. 26: were ulted by Mordekaiser. 27: Gangplank stole their oranges. 28: got facerolled by late game Poppy. 29: were sent to the tribunal. 30: they got picked in the LCS. 31: they reached diamond 1 in ranked. 32: because Kassadin silenced their mother. 33: they got placed in bronze IV 34: because Fiora mocked them. 35: hit chalenger tier by playing only Urgot. 36: because Teemo died. 37: Jinx told them to. 38: they had an AFK'er last game. 39: they ragequit their last game. 40: because Irelia was nerfed.
Example: 10 29 27: Pantheon sprayed whipped cream in Mordekaiser's face because Gangplank stole his oranges.
fixed
's sword because
baked him cookies.
broke
's lantern because they had an AFK'er last game.
nerfed
because he was ulted by
.
clicked more than once, like a fool, because
had to die.
begged Riot to buff her because
made peace between Demacia and Noxus, because
made peace between Demacia and Noxus because sion was following them all day
took over the Frelijord because the LCS told him to do it. Mundo is now the king of the Frelijord.
learned
's W (silver bolts) because why not?
kicked
fired Riot's lore team because Draven does it all, with style!
's hourglass because someone stole their pentakill. - Wonderful
called
the N word because
purchased a suit for
because he blew all his abilities on
's wind wall.
told them to. - Makes perfect sense.
called
clicked more than once, like a fool, because
silenced their mother.
triggered a
Box because they thought it would be funny
left LoL and joined DoTA 2 because
sold her bow on Ebay because she was placed in bronze lV.
sprayed whipped cream on 
played dodgeball with
because he got to challenger playing only urgot.
Blew up the Institute of War because he was trapped in
's box. huh.