Who did it, and why?

Maximum Zilean·3/1/2015, 9:57:49 PM·13 votes·4,026 views

First off, get 3 random numbers from this site.

set it to Generate 3. Between 1-40 3 columns https://www.random.org/integers/?num=3&min=1&max=40&col=3&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

Step 1, find the first number you got on the list below. (Who) Number 1: 1: Ashe 2: Blitzcrank 3: Brand 4: Draven 5: Garen 6: Dr, Mundo 7: Nocturne 8: Wukong 9: Jinx 10: Pantheon 11: Swain and Darius 12: Xin Zhao 13: Jarvan IV 14: Lux 15: Azir 16: Viktor 17: Galio 18: Master Yi 19: Bard 20: Phreak 21: Diana 22: Brand 23: Talon 24: Zed 25: Shen, Akali, and Kennen 26: Irelia 27: Braum 28: Lissandra 29: Quinn 30: Valor 31: Renekton 32: Rek'sai 33: Tryndamere 34: Twisted Fate 35: Graves 36: Miss Fortune 37: Karthus 38: Fizz 39: Urf 40: Syndra

Step 2: Find your second number on this list. (what did they do) 1: nerfed Irelia 2: Took over riot games 3: gave everyone 1000 riot points 4: stole Draven's axes 5: broke Thresh's lantern 6: went to a bar and got drunk 7: blew up the institute of war 8: read Ryze's scroll 9: fixed Riven's sword 10: took over the Freljord 11: threw banana's at Soraka 12: ate some oranges and was k 13: stole Jayce's hammer 14: fired riots lore team 15: drank out of Gragas's barrel 16: left LoL and joined DoTA 2 17: joined the pentakill band 18: killed Teemo 19: made friends with Amumu 20: bit Sivir's boomerang 21: threw Zilean's hourglass out a window 22: made peace between Demacia and Noxus 23: played dodgeball with Orianna 24: called Lucian the N word 25: had a picnic on the shadow isles 26: purchased a suit for Zac 27: sold their weapon on Ebay (if they don't use a weapon, they sell something else of theirs) 28: stole Sona's instrument 29: sprayed whipped cream in Mordekaiser's face 30: spun 2 win 31: learned Vayne's W (silver bolts) 32: arm wrestled with Aatrox 33: got a fancy new legendary skin 34: played a game of ARAM 35: got a hexakill 36: kicked Teemo in the face 37: clicked more then once, like a fool. 38: triggered a Shaco box 39: begged riot to buff them 40: got kicked out of the league

Step 3: Find your 3rd number on this list. (Why did they do it?) 1: they go where they please. 2: because Draven does it all, with style! 3: someone paid them to do so. 4: blew all their abilities on Yasuo's wind wall. 5: their house caught on fire. 6: they were forced to. 7: Jax threatened to dunk them. 8: Morgana baked them cookies. 9: someone stole their pentakill. 10: they found Yorick's ghouls living in their basement. 11: GD told them to. 12: they were bored. 13: because why not? 14: they purchased Spirit guard Udyr. 15: they thought it would be funny. 16: because Teemo had to die. 17: they joined the glorious evolution! 18: they wanted to join the dunksquad. 19: they won 100,000,000 riot points. 20: they were trapped in Fiddlesticks box. 21: they won a free trip to Ionia. 22: their mother slept with Gragas. 23: the LCS told them to do it. 24: they were forced to play league with laptop trackpad. 25: because Sion was following them all day. 26: were ulted by Mordekaiser. 27: Gangplank stole their oranges. 28: got facerolled by late game Poppy. 29: were sent to the tribunal. 30: they got picked in the LCS. 31: they reached diamond 1 in ranked. 32: because Kassadin silenced their mother. 33: they got placed in bronze IV 34: because Fiora mocked them. 35: hit chalenger tier by playing only Urgot. 36: because Teemo died. 37: Jinx told them to. 38: they had an AFK'er last game. 39: they ragequit their last game. 40: because Irelia was nerfed.

Example: 10 29 27: Pantheon sprayed whipped cream in Mordekaiser's face because Gangplank stole his oranges.

78 Comments

BetaDude403/2/2015, 1:32:40 AM13 votes

Tryndamere fired Riot's lore team because someone paid him to do so.

This is especially weird when the CEO of Riot is actually Tryndamere...

Injustice4All3/1/2015, 10:09:31 PM13 votes

26 1 40:

Irelia nerfed Irelia because Irelia was nerfed? Ok then...

Aura Master Fox3/2/2015, 2:45:58 AM9 votes

5 9 8

Garen fixed Riven's sword because Morgana baked him cookies.

Big Bang Bob3/1/2015, 11:07:52 PM9 votes

XinZhao broke Thresh's lantern because they had an AFK'er last game.

Thresh WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!

XinZhao I was trying to see if Senna could help us. We're a person down.

Thresh What?!

XinZhao She's having trouble connecting. Stupid summoning magic...

Stephenizgod3/1/2015, 11:42:05 PM7 votes

Tryndamere nerfed Irelia because he was ulted by Mordekaiser.

hmm someone actually died to Mordekaisers ult? yea better nerf Irelia...

Crate of Cobras3/2/2015, 6:51:21 AM7 votes

Lissandra clicked more than once, like a fool, because Teemo had to die.

MrBuffington3/1/2015, 11:41:53 PM6 votes

18 8 29: Master Yi read Ryze's scroll and was sent to the Tribunal

Squarefighter3/2/2015, 5:19:32 AM5 votes

renekton kicked teemo in the face because teem died... wot

Senteth3/1/2015, 10:35:46 PM5 votes

"Syndra bit Sivir's boomerang because Teemo had to die..."

Wat?

Embertine3/2/2015, 7:17:24 PM4 votes

Diana begged Riot to buff her because Teemo had to die.

lol! that was pretty cool. I'm gonna see what else I get.

ActuallyArrow3/1/2015, 10:35:18 PM3 votes

Graves called Lucian the N word because they thought it would be funny.

Ninjavilla3/5/2015, 10:28:53 AM3 votes

Talon made peace between Demacia and Noxus, because Teemo had to die. BEST REASON FOR PEACE EVER!

Tentacle Love3/2/2015, 2:11:35 AM3 votes

Evelynn seduced Ahri because she doesn't play by the rules.

huh.

Hupsis3/1/2015, 10:07:57 PM2 votes

Garen fixed Riven's sword because Irelia was nerfed.

Mathlete8643/1/2015, 10:32:32 PM2 votes

8, 22, 25

MonkeyKing made peace between Demacia and Noxus because sion was following them all day

The Soulforged3/1/2015, 11:59:41 PM2 votes

Galio sold his parents because he was bored D:

Messaiga3/2/2015, 12:19:06 AM2 votes

DrMundo took over the Frelijord because the LCS told him to do it. Mundo is now the king of the Frelijord.

FluxBound3/2/2015, 6:17:50 AM2 votes

Blitzcrank sold his life because he found Yorick's ghouls living in his basement.

Thunder Dreamss3/2/2015, 5:36:23 PM2 votes

The link you should post is: https://www.random.org/integers/?num=3&min=1&max=40&col=3&base=10&format=html&rnd=new That way the generator conditions are already set.

14 31 13

Lux learned Vayne 's W (silver bolts) because why not?

TheGamingWay3/2/2015, 6:32:50 PM2 votes

LeeSin kicked Teemo in the face because why not. xD

Zense3/3/2015, 1:57:42 AM2 votes

Fizz fired Riot's lore team because Draven does it all, with style!

38 14 2

Snarflaz3/10/2015, 10:28:16 PM2 votes

Urf had a picnic in the Shadow isles because someone told him to do so.

RIP Urf

Khallixtus3/3/2015, 12:23:14 AM1 votes

30 21 9 Valor threw Zilean's hourglass because someone stole their pentakill. - Wonderful

40 24 8 Syndra called Lucian the N word because Morgana baked them cookies.

17 26 4 Galio purchased a suit for Zac because he blew all his abilities on Yasuo's wind wall.

17 22 37 Galio made peace between Demacia and Noxus because Jinx told them to. - Makes perfect sense.

10 24 6 Pantheon called Lucian the N word because he was forced to.

15 37 32 Azir clicked more than once, like a fool, because Kassadin silenced their mother.

I could keep doing this for ages, but I gotta stop eventually.

Maximum Zilean3/3/2015, 12:42:07 AM1 votes

9 11 27

Jinx threw bananas at Soraka because GP stole her oranges.

So was she going to throw oranges at Soraka instead if GP didn't steal them? Seems she was in a fruit throwing mood.

Zense3/3/2015, 1:55:20 AM1 votes

Brand triggered a Shaco Box because they thought it would be funny

Destínum3/17/2015, 11:02:37 AM1 votes

Blitzcrank left LoL and joined DoTA 2 because Morgana baked him cookies. I guess they weren't very good cookies.

Anonymousaur3/3/2015, 3:48:27 AM1 votes

Dr. Mundo took over Riot Games because why not?

villyninja3/4/2015, 1:38:10 PM1 votes

Graves sprayed whipped cream in Mordekaiser's face they got placed in bronze IV why??????? 35 29 33

revliledpembroke3/2/2015, 3:38:37 PM1 votes

Garen blew up the Institute of War because he had AFK'ers last game. That's a totally valid response, in my opinion. Second was Brand Spun 2 win because Teemo died. Given what brand's dance is, also totally valid. Number generators seems to give me boring stuff.

OhsleeZy3/9/2015, 2:45:57 PM1 votes

Lissandra I took over riot games MUHAHAHAHAHA >:} well a bully made me do it Jinx report her please i beg :[ :[

insaiyanbacca3/10/2015, 3:27:56 AM1 votes

6 6 40

DrMundo went to a bar and got drunk because irelia was nerfed.... k den

DeTDLExYNI3/10/2015, 8:20:18 PM1 votes

39 17 16

Urf joined the Pentakill band, because Teemo had to die.

That's pretty brutal.

Zooreka4/3/2015, 8:17:59 AM1 votes

Valor clicked more than once like a fool because Teemo had to die.

Z For Zingus3/13/2015, 10:38:16 PM1 votes

9 4 19:

Jinx stole dravens axes because she won 100,000,000 rito points

Blitzidious3/14/2015, 3:55:04 AM1 votes

Ashe sold her bow on Ebay because she was placed in bronze lV.

Anuzarg3/14/2015, 6:14:13 AM1 votes

Karthus sprayed whipped cream on Mordekaiser 's face because Morgana baked them cookies.

Whipped cream in someone's face is the perfect distraction from cookies. Karthus item 2010

Klatn Yelox3/17/2015, 7:00:48 AM1 votes

Urf fired Riot's lore team because Jinx told him to. Best story ever.

TheSequelsRBad3/2/2015, 3:39:27 PM1 votes

35 23 35 Graves played dodgeball with Orianna because he got to challenger playing only urgot.

So graves was so used to playing urgot, that he was amazing at dodging because he was now playing a champ with mobility?

CKirk3/2/2015, 11:09:28 PM1 votes

Viktor Blew up the Institute of War because he was trapped in Fiddlesticks 's box. huh.