Riven mains can't qq

IcyPepper·Apr 7, 2015·91 votes·10,141 views

But they can qqq

Jokes thread.

50 Comments

RiotRiot 0xGradiusApr 7, 201522 votes

You never want to QQ on Riven in the first place. It's all about the auto attack threading for maximum passive damage! :D

Q > AA > Q > AA > Q > AA

tofutimeApr 7, 20151 votes

QQQE spamming for lcs escapes and wallhops!

soliznoelApr 7, 20155 votes

Riven Ain't really a lcs big plays champion

BudupopsApr 7, 20153 votes

report for posting in the wrong place, this is a joke thread.

Graviti SqueezeApr 7, 20157 votes

{quoted}

You never want to QQ on Riven in the first place. It's all about the auto attack threading for maximum passive damage! :D

Q > AA > Q > AA > Q > AA

Does this look like a serious Riven thread to you? I Garen tee there's Ahri dee a bunch of those in other treads.

IcyPepperApr 7, 20156 votes

But what if you lose lane and need to blame the jungler? D:

Is it time to QQ then?

FluxBoundApr 8, 20156 votes

in the rest of the world, lost lanes lead cause QQ, but in Riven, QQ leads to lost lanes

Xx420n0sc0p3sxXApr 7, 201518 votes

Alistar is a pretty beefy champion. A lot of people run like cowards when you go near them, as they are afraid of the 5 man stun of udder(inb4 "B-b-b-but Ali isn't a cow!) destruction.

I need moar cow puns

IcyPepperApr 7, 201533 votes

I think you're milking it for all it's worth.

Vellich0rApr 7, 201520 votes

but. but. you cant milk those

TheTyeGuyApr 7, 20154 votes

But you can milk THAT.

Nin10do0014May 6, 20151 votes

Else you'd get butcher'ed

Mecha MaIphiteApr 7, 201525 votes

His combo is pretty bullshit.

PaliliciumJun 4, 20152 votes

You need mooar cow puns?

Xx420n0sc0p3sxXJun 4, 20151 votes

Dat necro

idokiApr 7, 201517 votes

Riven mains' logic is like their sword: broken.

Bouffon dAnglaisApr 7, 20152 votes

I always said that since "A blade mirrors it's owner" RIOT should do something about her. And her ult especially, because when she ults her sword isnt broken but she is so wtf this rito logic.

UnpaladinApr 7, 20156 votes

The fact that Riven's sword becomes complete and "perfect" mirrors Riven's power spike pretty well, at least. This ultimate is a rather interesting case. She also has new emotes when she ults, too. "You are beyond redemption" seems to show that she's condescending and powerful. Due to this, it looks like the ultimate's design isn't flawed, but intentionally intricate.

Bouffon dAnglaisApr 7, 20159 votes

You should be an art critic.

JimmyyyApr 7, 20154 votes

{quoted}

Riven mains' logic is like their sword: broken.

I'm offensive and that's a riven main.

admiralcourvoisiApr 7, 201513 votes

At least those puns were short. Veigar

WheatloafApr 7, 201512 votes

I tried making a Nidalee pun, but I don't have anything for qgars.

EnvyDragonApr 7, 20156 votes

Something something housebroken.

Jeddy017Apr 7, 20159 votes

Yeah,but they aren't the masters of Q-ing Nasus

Laughing FishApr 7, 201517 votes

Nasus The cycle of wins and losses continues. I will Q, they will QQ.

gubigubiApr 7, 20156 votes

As a Fiora player I'll just continue qq

gubigubiApr 7, 201515 votes

no one better riposte this joke on some other website

BeatzBoyFTWApr 7, 20155 votes

Let me teach you on how to master Riven:

Just touch the keyboard.

Ryze : That's my son item 3070

Jarrito232Apr 7, 20155 votes

Nasus can't qq either. But he can QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ Victory!

EasyyyApr 7, 20154 votes

Riven mains only need to hook up the q button to the computer and ez diamond. Go up a division for every extra key you add

Buttigieg 2020Apr 8, 20152 votes

Does this thread look serious to you?

AuryielApr 7, 20154 votes

What about Karthus mains?

WQEQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQRQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

CubedJusticeApr 8, 20154 votes

Ahri we really doing this? I've got a Zilean problems, but these puns shouldn't be one. Honestly, it's a huge Nunu .

WullfApr 7, 20153 votes

Here comes best joke ever: Riven.

IcyPepperApr 7, 20155 votes

I got one:

A Riven main's keyboard post-game.

blueberrypancakeApr 7, 20153 votes

I was playing URF the other day

OH yeah NOW I know how the play Riven properly

IcyPepperApr 7, 20152 votes

Ah, dem downvotes.

We're not hating on Riven, I hope they know that. Even if you main a champion, you can still make fun of them.

Want to see me play Sona?

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KuikkuApr 8, 20152 votes

Wheres D? You have to use flash or exhaust sometime...

IcyPepperApr 8, 20152 votes

There was an F in there at least.

Laughing FishApr 7, 20153 votes

Urgot to be proud of yourself. You have obtained Viktor y.

OrbvApr 7, 20153 votes

is not a very fun demon.

He can't drink brandy without it going in flames. He doesn't like the Raisin Bran nor any brand of raisins. He used to work at Ingersoll-rand but realized he wasn't irish.