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Bottom Laner32 votes

B-But...none of them are spinning.

MavenSong10 votes

Death by snuggles... best way to die.

The Aqualious13 votes

You mean asphyxiation due to soft lumps pressed against your face?

Hmm...

IcyPepper1 votes

Death by snu-snu?

Vei1 votes

{quoted}

Death by snuggles... best way to die.

i need snuggles

EvilUnicornLord4 votes

Yeah, the lore's right about Garen falling head-over-heels for the Sinister Blade.

...But it says nothing about Katarina liking Garen back.

Try reversing the places of the people here, works better that way.

EDIT: Wow, mention the lore and you get tons of downvotes. No wonder nobody cared when Riot screwed up the lore by removing the Institute, because everyone hates the lore. (Of course, this is an anime thread and the only plot in anime is... see above.)

BurakkuHishou26 votes

I have a counter to this arguement!

When TahmKench "taunts" Garen he says: You live by a code that'll never let you get what you want. Let me take you to her

When TahmKench "taunts" Katarina he says: Don't starve your heart, child! Let me deliver you to him.

Obviously they both want to be together but the politics screw it up a little bit. Tahm basically offered them a way to elope.

So yes, the Sinister Blade does like him back.

Melledoneus10 votes

Or she wants to kill Garen to please her lover Darius.

Yes. I just shipped Katarina and Darius. Come at me.

Chaos68910 votes

But Darisuuuuu's whole shtick is that he's basically a Soviet commissar who wants to kill all the nobles for the #greatergood...

Melledoneus8 votes

I don't see why Katarina wouldn't be attracted to that.

Chaos6898 votes

She's a noble lol...

Melledoneus8 votes

But you're ok with fanatics from two nations that are mortal enemies having a relationship?

(Also, side note: Darius removed aristocrats from seats of power. This does not include military rankings such as Generals, which is Katarina's tie to nobility. Darius saw the non-military heads of Noxus as weak, but General Du Couteau was not one of them. Otherwise, House Du Couteau would have been stripped of its power long ago, which it still holds to this day.)

iamthegoatofwar2 votes

not to mention kata herself is strong in her own rights.

Melledoneus1 votes

She spins you right round, baby, right round.

I Love Roses1 votes

Isnt' darius and le blanc in love or something

Supreme Senpai692 votes

No, but Quinn/Shyvanna are in love with LeBlanc

aLawfulFalafel1 votes

nope, darius is leblanc... errr... leblanc is darius... errr everybody is leblanc nailed it

Mister Support1 votes

I thought Darius' thing was to try and help Draven find a girlfriend, so that he can stop listening to Draven's self live all the time?

Melledoneus1 votes

We all know how that turned out.

Mister Support1 votes

CURSE MY PHONE'S AUTO CORRECT! IT TURNED DRAVEN INTO DRIVER

Darkvaine1 votes

all this time I though they where siblings...idk why but since lux is to Garen I though Kat was to darius.

IcyPepper1 votes

Garen can last spin longer.

Melledoneus1 votes

Darius is a better hunk dunker.

The Lexer3 votes

{quoted}

Obviously they both want to be together but the politics screw it up a little bit.

tl:dr - Romeo and Juliet

Vesarixx3 votes

That guy seems way too bothered by that

JusticePauldrons3 votes

God I love Kat x Garen.

As a Garen main I ship this for life.6

lIIllIlI1 votes

As a Kat main I just don't feel like it fits with her character, she's all seriousness to duty and kill everything. Not fall for the noble Demacian hero, not salty about it or anything I just don't get it.

PM Faker Nudes1 votes

{quoted}

As a Kat main I just don't feel like it fits with her character, she's all seriousness to duty and kill everything. Not fall for the noble Demacian hero, not salty about it or anything I just don't get it.

You'll get it once I show you my spin moves. Hint: They are really good.

lIIllIlI1 votes

You're funny. My spin moves make people rage and demand to be reworked/deleted because she's a "no-skill champ"

rtbf2103100951 votes

{quoted}

As a Garen main

all I ask is, why.

JusticePauldrons1 votes

For Justice.

Short Answer: Always liked knights, honor, chivalry and all that jazz.

HellsTrueKing2 votes

+1 for the Elfen Lied gif

Never read the manga but I liked the anime.

Daddy Gangplank1 votes

I DEMAND A SOURCE!

ThePompf2 votes

ELFENLIED!

The Aqualious1 votes

Wat?

PelicanOfDeath2 votes

Elfenlied is the anime the gif is from.

Face The Sun2 votes

That anime... with dog... and the arms... and the dismemberment...

Embertine1 votes

God dam I hate when I do this!! >.<

What anime is that from? The boy looks like the one from Sword Art Online but I do not remember the girl.

Wukong X Ahri4 votes

Elfenlied

But uh you may not like this one.

Its very dark and bloody.

notice me Sin pi1 votes

glad to know papa wasnt cheating on mama

Serika Zero1 votes

but where are the horns? kaede has them for it to be elfen lied

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