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Puns of Damage Contest (03/05/14)

HavinAGiggle·5/4/2014, 12:42:11 AM·9 votes·3,128 views

Welcome to the first Puns of Damage Contest!

CONTEST IS CLOSED! WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED at 12:00 AM on Sunday, May 25th!

Every so often (when I can afford it), I will hold a Puns of Damage Contest for fellow entre-pun-eurs. In each contest, you must create a pun related to the contest's topic. The winner (and there will almost always only be one winner per contest) will earn whatever prizes are listed.

Anyone can enter the contest. Just write your puns in the comments of either this thread or the general discussion thread: http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46905020#post46905020 .

Contest Guidelines:

  • No person can enter more than 3 puns per contest!
  • No offensive, rude, sexual or otherwise inappropriate content is allowed!
  • Despite the above statement, using "donger" as a sexual innuendo IS allowed!

http://i.imgur.com/Ie3HaEl.jpg

CONTEST DEADLINE: May, 24th

Good luck and may the puns be with you, always!

51 Comments

Vauren5/6/2014, 3:49:19 PM7 votes

Thresh You think because I missed my hook you are safe?? I'm a flayed not.

Flight1015/6/2014, 9:39:37 PM5 votes

A Talon ted cutthroat can silence anyone.

Sneakybadg3r5/7/2014, 10:16:15 AM5 votes

Blitzcrank grabbed my Ashe and didn't even buy me dinner first.

Crazymonkeykills5/4/2014, 9:46:18 AM5 votes

I asked Ashe to prom but she said this relationship is just moving a little bit too slow for her

Sir ArmaMalum5/5/2014, 6:29:49 AM4 votes

I love it! I will be updating this reply with entires, but for now I only have one.

  • A pun contest? Oh man, I'm phreaking out here!
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Remlap12235/4/2014, 1:17:01 AM4 votes

  • Alistar's abilities are great at getting champions to mooove.

  • Leona and Pantheon ulted the same area at the same time. I guess you could call that a Sun Drop.

  • Ashe and Gangplank are great at beach sports. Ashe has the volley, Gangplank has the balls.

JsKingBoo5/4/2014, 12:27:24 PM4 votes

An unorthodox way to play Heimerdinger is to max his E first. It makes the donger look quite stunning.

LeeSin ulti'd Nautilus ...into his escape path. Guess he really kicked the bucket.

It's a shame Zyra can't E herself. It'll really take her back to her roots.

DevenCC5/6/2014, 5:36:28 PM4 votes

Ashe is clearly stunning from afar,

but up close, she literally freezes you dead in your tracks!

Flight1015/6/2014, 10:01:59 PM3 votes

I'm summoner 3 -ed RECKONING WITHER it was the catchy HOOK or the SLOW CRESCENDO that CLEANSED my FEAR from that MOCKING SHOUT.

ModCaptainMårvelous5/4/2014, 5:41:32 AM3 votes

A friend asked me if the piltover enforcer was a good pick for the jungle. All I said as that she's Viable.

Then he asked me if Lee Sin was broken. I told him that if you let him farm, Leona hard.

But when he finally got into the game, he took forever to load with the fox spirit. I guess he was playing on an AtAhri

Vauren5/12/2014, 10:38:16 PM2 votes

Braum They say my bark is worse than my bite. HoHoHo! Why don't you ask winter?

PenguinSebs5/23/2014, 1:14:13 PM2 votes

I was playing an adc bott lane the other day, I thought "Blitzcrank and Thresh on the other side?" needless to say my attention was instantly hooked...after the game I danced the Hookey Pokey

Crazymonkeykills5/11/2014, 6:27:49 AM2 votes

All it takes is a cryptic gaze from him and its Sionara

SHOOT BLAGS5/7/2014, 5:48:41 AM2 votes

Oh my seems like Tryndamere is stunned when Ashe is looking!!

DemonCatGirl5/6/2014, 8:11:34 PM2 votes

Tristana went up to Veigar and was stunned at how powerful he was.

cutevampiree5/21/2014, 7:31:46 PM2 votes

Fizz

A Strategist5/21/2014, 5:48:29 AM2 votes

Alright, try to read this to the best of your ability. One day I saw Aatrox on the floor. "Gees, when Ahri going to stop leaving rocks on the floor?" I wondered. As I continued walking, I saw a small dog approach me. I soon identified it to be Akali . I had just finished watching the Alistar tournament and I was in a very disappointed. Anivia were wondering why I was disappointed, I saw the Koreans stomp out the competition.

I remembered saying to myself, "Come on, can Annie one beat these Koreans?" However, as I returned to reality, I saw someone pass by. "Excuse me," I asked, "May I Ashe you a question? I was wondering if you would ignore this pun, it's definitely not Blitzcranking me up." The person replied, "No, but I think that just might be a Brand new pun."

I continued on my stroll with the colly, but I saw a very Braumy man mugging a helpless old lady. Unfortunately, Caitlyn walked up to me, and to my surprise, arrested me for the usage of horrible puns, completely ignoring the man.

As I was put in my cell, I managed to yell out one last thing, "I will Ryze out of here! I will exZac t my revenge! This prison will Fizz up before my puns! I Garen tee it! My Puns will spread! And they will be Poppy ing up all across the League of Legends! The Earth will Rumble at the sound of my puns! "

P.S. I never did get to use Teemo , but I'm sure the pun will be quite blinding...

Nox Noctis5/23/2014, 2:50:21 AM1 votes

These puns are so [Insert Fiddlesticks W here]ing, they make Fiddlesticks look like pretty unicorns and rainbows

Nox Noctis5/23/2014, 2:59:33 AM1 votes

This pun is not Brand new but it seemed appropriate.

Blitzcrank saw Caitlyn walking down a dark alley...he grabbed her and knocked her up

dgdsgdshgrez25/23/2014, 8:36:08 PM1 votes

Thanks to Lulu's Ult, the Donger'sHeimerdinger massive size knocked up that Ashe.

If the item 3057 from the Donger'sHeimerdinger balls(E) hit you just right, they are stunning!!!

Slayer1226785/23/2014, 9:03:15 PM1 votes

I saw a giant fish coming at me and I nearly Fizz 'd my pants

terraphraex5/23/2014, 9:16:15 PM1 votes

Vayne just condemended you into your tower.

logan22bro5/24/2014, 1:34:08 AM1 votes

the usage of puns issummoner 3 i mean someone please come up with a Brand new pun

Flight1015/29/2014, 3:52:38 PM1 votes

Winner never announced? If I lost, can I have Battleborn Kayle as consolation? XD

HavinAGiggle5/4/2014, 6:22:32 AM1 votes

Don't forget to spread the word of these contests! The more puns, the merrier!

Maltramac5/8/2014, 5:56:15 AM1 votes

Brand 's Q is already pretty impressive on its own, but it's truly stunning when he combos it with his other abilities.

Rubitonabuilding5/8/2014, 1:08:31 PM1 votes

What are the rules regarding pictures and artwork? If I can make a funny picture to illustrate my pun, is that allowed? I'm not very skilled with drawing on the computer, so I'd have to use puncil and paper.

Vauren5/12/2014, 10:45:41 PM1 votes

Nasus RENEKTON! You know Ahri is my lady. I cannot let you go wither. You'll have to stay put.

Steeliron5/14/2014, 2:58:08 PM1 votes

Olaf (olaugh) all You like ill still pwn you

REALLY ERECT5/17/2014, 1:42:29 AM1 votes

At school, teachers always said no sharing food, but Morgana was always snaring her food!

Hi Im Dreg5/18/2014, 5:44:04 PM1 votes

dangThresh what a hook shot

Rubitonabuilding5/18/2014, 10:02:04 PM1 votes

I think we all know who the king of CC is:

Blitzamin Cranklin!

Check the attachment for lulz.

I call it punny money.

codeddragon5/18/2014, 10:09:14 PM1 votes

Urgot is broken

Rubitonabuilding5/19/2014, 11:48:44 AM1 votes

What does farmer Braum say?

"Braum chicken Braum cow!"

Munchkinsam5/21/2014, 9:21:31 PM1 votes

I Garen tee that I always end up using Tibbers without the stun, it's such a MissFortune , but it could just be that I have bad Karma

E0N5/22/2014, 1:02:12 AM1 votes

1.The Ults go down, Here and now, with blood pool pains,and and great aim,I'm Vladimir you're Vayne 2.My grandpas so old he got a item 3027 and when he tells me to do something its the item 3152

3.Heimerdinger over Braum (brain over braun)

denjinenmac5/22/2014, 8:45:38 AM1 votes

Because Teemo blinded me, Talon silenced me and everyone else summoner 3ed my body, the only thing I could do now is LeeSin.

denjinenmac5/22/2014, 8:46:12 AM1 votes

A very hot girl came along to check out to see what's Fizzin' up at the party. But my man Graggy asked me this: "Does Shyvana get drunk?"

Gangnam Styler5/22/2014, 7:57:17 PM1 votes

Im very Talon ted at writing puns i Garen tee it because my mom Zed so

Entara5/22/2014, 11:09:44 PM1 votes

Braum is the Bomb, but when it comes to splitting a lane, item 3290 is best.

Braum is the bomb, but Ziggs explodes him.

Just some i thought of right off the top of my head.