Puns of Damage

HavinAGiggle·5/1/2014, 4:33:35 PM·19 votes·6,814 views

http://i.imgur.com/Z5MB9JV.jpg

Last Update: 21/05/14

http://imgur.com/a/qgnby#0

Feel free to make your own in the comments and if I like it enough, I'll add it to the official Puns of Damage imgur album! May the Puns be ever in your favour!

(Special Thanks to Sir ArmaMalum)

33 Comments

RiotRiot Girl5/2/2014, 9:18:57 PM17 votes

This is, legitimately, the best thing in the world. I love you for creating this, thank you for my new happy place.

#SoManyPuns

CaptainWednesday5/2/2014, 2:37:39 PM8 votes

Here are some I throw around in game.

  • Malphite's a rockin' top laner
  • Top lane? More like top LAME. #gotem
  • Malphite, did you ult me? Could you be any boulder?
  • Come now, Lee Sin to your heart.
  • No, but these puns are old. I could use something Brand new.
  • I'm pretty sure I just Fizzed in my pants after that fight.
  • Man these puns are too Cleaver.
  • That Sewn Chaos Orianna skin leaves me in stitches.
  • Be sure to aVoid Kha'Zix!
  • Keeping this up is a real pain in my Ashe.
  • Ahri ready to Rumble?
  • Most these puns are Naut funny enough.
  • Pretty sure Twisted Fate is a border jumper. He never has his Green Card.
  • Maokai! Tell your saplings to just leaf me alone!
  • Exceeding pun Threshold!
  • "Who wants to play support?" "*Nami *"
  • Alright... These puns have me exhausted.
  • Wuju guys carry on without me?
  • I've got a Zilean more puns. Sadly, I don't have the time to tell them.
  • Could you pass me the Apple Jax?
  • Much more of these could lead to some... Sivir consequences.
  • Truthfully, they're all in Vayne.
  • Off the record, who here watches* Annie*me?
  • I'm sure Blitzcrank can pull these puns off.
  • Misheard Announcer: "An enemy has been Swain"
  • Ryze: "I took the wrong runes..." Kassadin: "Do you even glyph?
  • I'm sure Voli has found these puns to be unbearable.
  • Jayce me rollin', they hatin'.
  • This has been fun. A real laugh RIOT. Get it? Cuz Riot Games?
Remlap12235/3/2014, 4:26:54 AM8 votes

Viktory screech! Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu

Sir ArmaMalum5/1/2014, 5:01:29 PM5 votes

ohohohohoho, I will be back later with puns. But for now I'll wait, hehe.

(No problem, happy to help)

And back from classes!

  • Dat ashe (has to be said, lol)
  • Thresh is actually a really nice guy, he always tells everyone to "have a great flay"!
  • Ashe has a very short temper, in fact she's quite volley-tile.
  • "Man, Alistar looks really pisses after going to help mid....." "Shhhh, last I heard he got Brand-ed"
  • Damn our jungler was only able to grab one kill. Oh well, Elise she got out safely.
  • Lucian what I'm seeing?
  • He, funny thing Ezreal's first name is really just Ez! Where'd you hear that? During his unbelievable knighting, He's "SirReal" now.
  • Remember the five rules of Top: DogeNasus , FlipSinged , DiveRenekton , DunkDarius and Doge Nasus
  • Anytime I play top I'm labeled as a cheater, they're always calling "Uber Jax"
  • Why???? Vel'.......koz! (that one's old as hell already)
  • You hear Malphite and Blue Golem finally broke up? Yeah, it was too restricting for them, apparently Mal had Blue on a very short leash.
bzhen09155/1/2014, 11:24:29 PM3 votes

I Garentee it.

SirTezla5/1/2014, 7:33:09 PM3 votes

I guess you could say Ziggs is the BOMB. hehehehe

Hyrum Graff5/1/2014, 9:20:48 PM3 votes

Pix and bans <3

The Red Warden5/1/2014, 9:38:04 PM3 votes

Don't worry, I am always... "Viktor"ious

ChaosThief5/2/2014, 2:35:18 PM3 votes

Well this thread could sink me fast

Nautilus

Jungle Lux God5/4/2014, 2:36:05 AM3 votes

I feel like that Vel'Koz one should have gone more with a French accent than just having the "Vel" randomly in there in replacement of "Well"

"Why did you steal my kill?"

"Vel, koz I wanted ze shutdown gold."

DJ Hailie5/4/2014, 1:41:11 AM3 votes

I guess it don't hurt me to tried... I mean Annie body could think of a better pun then me, I Garentee it.

Irelia am serious like you might as well tell me to take my puns to the Thresh.

I have Zilean of them but they are terrible you see. I might even start some Violence with the cheap puns I make.

My mom told me to LeeSin to her and stop making such terrible puns Khazix never gonna get any better.

My friends told me to Diana fire or Kayle myself if I ever make anymore puns again.

I Ashe my father if he could help me out but he just gave me a look and started to laugh. It Draven me Crazy.

If I tried to enter a contest right now my puns would never gain Viktor MasterYi you see. :(

Hyrum Graff5/2/2014, 6:36:36 PM2 votes

OMG the malphite one <3

bzhen09155/1/2014, 11:27:04 PM2 votes

I don't understand why some people like Ashe like arching. Arching is terrible, since it has too many drawbacks.

UNST3RBLICH5/2/2014, 1:45:36 AM2 votes

"The most noticeable thing about him is his Twitchy trigger finger."

Water of Eden5/2/2014, 3:16:52 AM2 votes

Phreak would like a word with you.

Coldo5/23/2014, 5:02:10 AM2 votes

Tryndamere 's ult really lives up to its name of Undying Rage, doesn't it?

TimmyNBTrevor6/21/2014, 1:03:03 AM1 votes

How about LAG of Legends?

allykill7/15/2014, 12:14:35 AM1 votes

The malphite boulder one made me lol

MarhsallLee677/16/2014, 9:49:04 PM1 votes

Geez Brand, chill out.

unicorngirl112/11/2016, 12:10:05 AM1 votes

My mindZiggs and zags trying to think of new puns

unicorngirl112/12/2016, 2:06:39 PM1 votes

The thing about Ivern is that his Bark is worse than his bite