Puns of Damage

HavinAGiggle·5/1/2014, 4:33:35 PM·19 votes·6,814 views

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Last Update: 21/05/14

Feel free to make your own in the comments and if I like it enough, I'll add it to the official Puns of Damage imgur album! May the Puns be ever in your favour!

(Special Thanks to Sir ArmaMalum)

33 Comments

RiotRiot Girl5/2/2014, 9:18:57 PM17 votes

This is, legitimately, the best thing in the world. I love you for creating this, thank you for my new happy place.

#SoManyPuns

CaptainWednesday5/2/2014, 2:37:39 PM8 votes

Here are some I throw around in game.

Malphite's a rockin' top laner
Top lane? More like top LAME. #gotem
Malphite, did you ult me? Could you be any boulder?
Come now, Lee Sin to your heart.
No, but these puns are old. I could use something Brand new.
I'm pretty sure I just Fizzed in my pants after that fight.
Man these puns are too Cleaver.
That Sewn Chaos Orianna skin leaves me in stitches.
Be sure to aVoid Kha'Zix!
Keeping this up is a real pain in my Ashe.
Ahri ready to Rumble?
Most these puns are Naut funny enough.
Pretty sure Twisted Fate is a border jumper. He never has his Green Card.
Maokai! Tell your saplings to just leaf me alone!
Exceeding pun Threshold!
"Who wants to play support?" "*Nami *"
Alright... These puns have me exhausted.
Wuju guys carry on without me?
I've got a Zilean more puns. Sadly, I don't have the time to tell them.
Could you pass me the Apple Jax?
Much more of these could lead to some... Sivir consequences.
Truthfully, they're all in Vayne.
Off the record, who here watches* Annie*me?
I'm sure Blitzcrank can pull these puns off.
Misheard Announcer: "An enemy has been Swain"
Ryze: "I took the wrong runes..." Kassadin: "Do you even glyph?
I'm sure Voli has found these puns to be unbearable.
Jayce me rollin', they hatin'.
This has been fun. A real laugh RIOT. Get it? Cuz Riot Games?

Remlap12235/3/2014, 4:26:54 AM8 votes

Viktor y screech! Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu Lulu

Sir ArmaMalum5/1/2014, 5:01:29 PM5 votes

~~ohohohohoho, I will be back later with puns. But for now I'll wait, hehe.~~

(No problem, happy to help)

And back from classes!

Dat ashe (has to be said, lol)
Thresh is actually a really nice guy, he always tells everyone to "have a great flay"!
Ashe has a very short temper, in fact she's quite volley-tile.
"Man, Alistar looks really pisses after going to help mid....." "Shhhh, last I heard he got Brand-ed"
Damn our jungler was only able to grab one kill. Oh well, Elise she got out safely.
Lucian what I'm seeing?
He, funny thing Ezreal's first name is really just Ez! Where'd you hear that? During his unbelievable knighting, He's "SirReal" now.
Remember the five rules of Top: Doge , Flip , Dive , Dunk and Doge
Anytime I play top I'm labeled as a cheater, they're always calling "Uber Jax"
Why???? Vel'.......koz! (that one's old as hell already)
You hear Malphite and Blue Golem finally broke up? Yeah, it was too restricting for them, apparently Mal had Blue on a very short leash.