I'm Thoroughly Convinced that Riot Games is run by Single Women

EvilUnicornLord··5 votes·616 views

Overpowered champions: Darius, Graves, Malzahar, Vladimir.

All dudes, every one of them are tall, dark, and handsome.

Underappreciated champions that are still awaiting a rework: Yorick, Urgot.

21 Comments

D3m37r13 votes

How do you know malz is handsome, u cant even see his face. It could be horribly messed up cuz of all the void stuff.

Marshbouy2 votes

none of those champions excluding possibly vladmir are actually overpowered.

Sona Ping1 votes

We can all debate what exactly "overpowered" means, but Malzahar is the one who is the #1 champion for this month.

Marshbouy1 votes

he was op but not now.

Gibberwatt1 votes

Maybe, overloaded is the correct term

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Either you have never laned against them, or you play a really good counter (or whoever was playing them sucks).

Marshbouy1 votes

being frustrating to fight in lane does not make them OP.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

They're not frustrating to lane against (unless you're a Riven main, because then everything frustrates you) they're just too powerful.

Marshbouy1 votes

dude. they are not too powerful. they are fine.

Sonicblaster332 votes

Shyvana is tall, dark and sexy, and is super strong

Rico Nasty1 votes

*or gay guys and eh Darius and Graves are attractive but.. Malz and Vlad?://

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Vlad is my type (pun intended)

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I feel really dumb because I just now got it.

Blood type A, Blood type B, Blood type Vlad.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Darius and Graves would prolly better appeal to da ladies. And I don't know what Malz really looks like under the hood but he fits the description of Tall, Dark, and OP. Vladimir, meh, being a straight guy I don't think he's handsome at all, but he acts sophisticated and is pretty much a vampire so he's a lady-killer (figuratively and literally).

archerno11 votes

Yotick is kinda cute tho

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Who's Yotick, sounds like a cool guy.

Linna Excel1 votes

There is probably a better proof that single women took over rito: the last female with a nice chest they released was nami, and that was back in 2012. Don't even get me started on the awkwardness of a potential waifu with the lower half of a fish is. I mean if you are drunk and lonely enough...

PS, you forgot Lucian. He was OP until a few patches ago.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

You're right, Lucian was OP but evidently Trump's gaining popularity.

Don't vote for Trump.

SpookyNeedle1 votes

Then why isn't Jayce meta? Rito please don't ever let him be meta, I'd ban him every game

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