15 Comments

TheFrozenChosen2/12/2016, 5:03:59 PM17 votes

Or when they have lane pushed up but still want ganks.

alfavhunter2/12/2016, 7:36:40 PM12 votes

I'm a support main

I've seen my adc try to go in under thier tower 1v2 while I'm warding

Then blaim it on me...

Bârd2/12/2016, 10:44:09 PM10 votes

Yasuo goes in 1v5, dies.

"team?"

64539310_DEL2/12/2016, 8:49:20 PM7 votes

Or everyone on your team can't hold their lane and expect you to be omnipresent.

GetMariahCarried2/12/2016, 7:31:30 PM5 votes

This seems to be a perennial thread post. Meh, upvoted anyway, 'cause true.

P.S. let the nostalgia begin.

Pantheon Dude, are you gonna gank for me mid yet? Quit camping top. TahmKench Can't. Pantheon Why? Useless jung. TahmKench 'Cause top's alive, and you never are? Pantheon Are you ser- **** 'nother death. THANKS! TahmKench Exactly... Pantheon What? TahmKench ...

News flash laners.

  • Junglers can't just teleport across the map the moment you make a lousy mistake. They also can't anticipate the exact moment at which you will suck, and not escape after a poor decision. Jungler's won't just happen to be there right at that moment every time. The few junglers that DO have teleports, don't have them pre-6, so if you're 0/4/0 before then, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
  • Ganking is a duel effort between laner and jungler. If one is dead more often then they are in lane, the opportunities for a jungler to gank are, shockingly, not that many.
  • And this is for those of you who insist on starting teamfights, when you know you're 4v5, because, somehow, getting to rage at the one person YOU KNEW was not there = ... success? I mean I thought success was winning, but okay... if you're teammates aren't there, plan your trades AS IF THEY'RE NOT THERE. We call it not-being-delusional. The one time I got to see what this panth was doing to die so much, Elise comes in behind him, and all he has to do is jump stun her while she's in spider form and can't stun him in the process. He would have been within an inch of tower safety, and then sauntered away. What does he do? After she's been walking up to him for 2-3 seconds as spider, and it's clear to him she's there... he turns to Viktor and jumps on him. 'Cause 2v1s are great... Junglers can't save people who refuse to live...
FortisDominus2/12/2016, 7:55:55 PM2 votes

a classic that always makes me laugh

WadeWilson13372/13/2016, 2:46:08 AM2 votes

Yasuo: WTF JANGLER YOU DIDNT GANK FOR ME NOW IM FUCKED Shyvana: 1), im a shyvana, so i quite often dont gank pre6 due to my lack of gap closers/cc. 2) your only form of cc is quite weak so the gank would even be less reliable 3) I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MAP BASING WHEN YOU DECIDED TO ALL IN HIM WHEN HE HAS IGNITE AND YOU HAVE TP. Yasuo top. Every time.

PastorWolf2/13/2016, 3:54:39 AM1 votes

This could be said for the hate towards supports too.

Kotex2/13/2016, 6:10:33 PM1 votes

This is why i hate to play jungle and avoid having to do it as much as i can. This happens way too often at least when I happen to play jungle