This Is Why You Don't Kill Dragon Trainer Tristana

King Odin·Nov 24, 2015·116 votes·8,746 views

http://leaguememe.com/uploads/league/614791894.jpg Credit: Aram Adventures

50 Comments

ADepressedLeonaNov 24, 201569 votes

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/8b/8b6f253a32c05943896551ee3835f913630d2ee739426ab801026bfdeb930298.jpg

Yash GautamNov 25, 20151 votes

Holy crap what is that guy from I forget

MasterPranksterNov 25, 20153 votes

The ballad of Ricky Bobby: Adventures of the Dodging ball.

Nunya BezwacksNov 25, 20151 votes

I believe that was anchor man.

InvaidNov 26, 20151 votes

Dodgeball AKA The greatest movie known to man

cooldude27580Nov 26, 20151 votes

You are very right

aítchNov 24, 201540 votes

After going into a mass depression Volibear jumped off a bridge. Tristana has slain "Ok you can stop acting now dragon"

NazZomLordNov 24, 201531 votes

Draven A free double kill HAHA

MelledoneusNov 25, 20154 votes

THAT MOTHERF*CKER.

I-I mean, DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN!

A Superb VillainNov 24, 20156 votes

Why doesn't Riggle just fly back to the fountain and wait for Tristana there?

XenohazNov 24, 201527 votes

Because then she'll miss him when she wakes up from her nap!

She's just sleeping.

...right? item 3070

Only Play DariusNov 24, 20156 votes

When I see Dragon Trainer Tristana's death animation http://static2.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1551/15516851/2941774-lfs23.png http://static2.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/1551/15516851/2941754-lfs4.png

Killer of PorosNov 24, 20155 votes

Every game, Dragon slayer Pantheon

Ya BoıNov 25, 20152 votes

The Spartan gives no fucks, he will kill the dragon too if he could

NarasimhaNov 24, 20154 votes

Jokes on you, this is why I'll hunt her down more.

Yes, I AM a total bastard.

Shac NorrisNov 24, 20152 votes

True...

But then again, that's what people said about Pororider Sejuani..

CarterCarnageNov 24, 20153 votes

IT'S BOP TEH SIME!!!

Translation: It's not the same

Too many tears...

kaltenashesNov 24, 20152 votes

if you buy this skin you should burn in hell

dragon trainer tristana is freelo, i'll win worlds with this skin

WarchfGingerNov 24, 20152 votes

Legit

Yi BencheikhNov 24, 20152 votes

Taric then taric comes and gets double kill

Señor KarthusNov 25, 20152 votes

A rape joke. Give this guy a Bronze V medal of comedy.

Nunya BezwacksNov 25, 20152 votes

I don't get it.

TransgressorNov 25, 20153 votes

Apparently the Dragon Trainer Tristana skin's death animation has gotten everyone's knickers in a twist.

Well at the NA region at least, they seem to have an obsession with melodrama or something, plus you get free upvotes in the boreds, so I guess that counts for something.

Stars ShaperNov 25, 20157 votes

I guess in Eastern Europe you don't care about your pets at all. Unfortunally we do and seeing such an horrible death animation (in terms of ethics) makes us feel we did something really wrong.

TransgressorNov 25, 20151 votes

Horrible death animation? In terms of ethics? What now? AYY LMAO.

It's a bunch of code my dear, and bad code at that. Want real engaging narrative? Try an actual proper video-game instead of this multiplayer crap. Get off your high horse, there's real life outside of the internet.

In Eastern Europe we don't advertise our love for pets on the internet, nor do we give a fuck about some code simulating a fictional character dieing with their pet(horribly disproportionate)dragon cuddling next to the corpse. Untill they respawn, lol.

But hey, "boe hoe the feels" am I right? Bet have of you edgy teenagers haven't even experienced proper narrative in a videogame. Don't blame you though, it's not the current fad. Props to you though, if code can rustle your jimmies in such a hollow game as this, then you must be having a blast in games with actual value.

Stars ShaperNov 25, 20157 votes

I guess you are not familiar with the concept of "immersion". Glad for you if it doesn't bother, it also mean you'll never be able to appreciate good stories.

TransgressorNov 25, 20151 votes

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ADepressedLeonaNov 25, 20156 votes

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Immersion on a fucking free to play MOBA game? How more pretentious can one get?

If I want immersion I'll look for it on actually good titles like the Mass Effect series, some Final Fantasy, Bioshock games, perhaps some good action titles like Uncharted and The Last of Us, inovative RTS games like World In Conflict, etc etc.

And there are many MANY more F2P games that are far more immersive and engaging than this shit and your hypocrisy. Smite being one of them, and a MOBA to boot. I don't play this game to get immersed, I play it to have fun solo or with friends, improve and compete. I don't buy skins because Battlecast Urgot has a great grim narrative behind it, I buy it because he's a fucking mobile weapons platform with a dieselpunk theme and powerarmor.

Tristana and the dragon(IDGAF what its name is)are partners, mostly tamer and pet. And when the owner dies, the pet does what a loyal dog is expected to do, and cuddle next to its owner feeling sad. Good. And then Tristana respawns, and you can feel good about yourself for showing empathy for the 2 seconds the death animation lasts. You filled your quota for the day, go ahead and join the upvote whoring with the otehrs.

Downvote me all you want, won't change facts. See ya!

2 second death timers sound funny.

But in all seriousness, why do you care so much what people think about the death animation? Why do you need to voice your opinion in such a harsh way while berating those that might feel something from this animation? Is it ruining your fun? Is it effecting you in anyway?

Also, "won't change the facts"? Since when was someone's perception of art fact?

The only person I see here with their jimmies rustled is you.

TransgressorNov 25, 20151 votes

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SkewedViewNov 25, 20152 votes

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I don't give a flying fuck about it or this ugly skin. The problem is people parade their "feels" like a fucking banner and wave it in my face; the LoL Boards are not facebook. Since when is the death animation of a character in a moba game considered art? It's not even good enough to compete with actually great games.

And I will voice my opinion in whatever manner I want, you just have to deal with it. The only reason you should feel berated is if you partake in this moronic exhange of "feels :(" and "I will never kill Tristana again owo".

In case you haven't noticed because you were too busy selectively addressing my point to degrade it, kid before me brought forth ethics and "such a horrible death animation" in regards to a death animation in League of Legends. Let that sink in. Oh wait, it's PEGI12, ofcourse he would.

I'm out.

LOL, I noticed you were being extremely civil, on point and reasonable in the Poppy threads, was wondering where you would pop up to bash heads & get the aggression off your chest :P

Not going to comment on the content of your comments here, I'm kinda neutral on the whole thing, other than to say that your hyper nationalist anti-americanism paints you as a bigot, even if Americans as a whole have more than earned a good deal of scorn over the past few decades.

TransgressorNov 25, 20152 votes

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SkewedViewNov 25, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Ayy lmao.

I love you bro(no homo tho).

Not a single EUNE player is suffering from "feels" in the most insultingly facebook-esque way possible and parading it in the Boards.

Ay, civilized in productive threads that have something nice to offer, an asshole in dumb threads created by immature teenagers for upvote whoring. If I wanted this shit I'd browse Imgur or log in facebook.

For the anti-americanism, I was referring to your posting trends in general in addition to the content here (admit it, you can't resist taunting them 'american kids' lol). And as I said, it's not necessarily unjustified (with the caveat that your vitriol levels are sometimes over 9000), but it does paint you in a certain light...

That said, I'm aware of your violent allergy to 'feel good' stuff and/or non-technical threads where there is a near unified consensus of opinion, so when I see you pop up in such places, I know what to expect & break out the popcorn. Whether I agree with what you say in such cases or not, I am entertained :P

TransgressorNov 25, 20151 votes

http://i.imgur.com/084fDIq.gif

Seriously though, if I saw a bunch of people jumping off a cliff(eg. near unified concensus of opinion) I'd rush to see what's going on and hopefully grab a couple before they leap to their deaths.

It's not my fault they mostly happen to be from the NA region in a PEGI12 game.

Violent allergy

Allergy? Motherfucker I grow mutations on my mutations.

SkewedViewNov 25, 20151 votes

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http://i.imgur.com/084fDIq.gif

Seriously though, if I saw a bunch of people jumping off a cliff(eg. near unified concensus of opinion) I'd rush to see what's going on and hopefully grab a couple before they leap to their deaths.

It's not my fault they mostly happen to be from the NA region in a PEGI12 game.

Allergy? Motherfucker I grow mutations on my mutations.

LOL, you certainly do have a way with words. I'll keep watching for you, popcorn at the ready :)

Tesla the CatNov 26, 20151 votes

Did you even look at where this page was posted? Yea that's right it's in the memes and games section. I upvoted this post as I liked the comic that OP posted. Now as I say to the trolls who populate music videos on youtube, go and take your opinions and keep them to yourself if you don't have anything nice to say. All you are doing here ( and congrats on completing your objective) is stirring up attention and trouble.

SkewedViewNov 25, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Ayy lmao.

I love you bro(no homo tho).

Not a single EUNE player is suffering from "feels" in the most insultingly facebook-esque way possible and parading it in the Boards.

Ay, civilized in productive threads that have something nice to offer, an asshole in dumb threads created by immature teenagers for upvote whoring. If I wanted this shit I'd browse Imgur or log in facebook.

Imgur....<shudders>

Robbit MangNov 25, 20152 votes

they definitely are, you just seem to feel some kind of superiority for your region. get your head out of your ass you twat

ADepressedLeonaNov 25, 20152 votes

I just find it hilarious that he says he doesn't care when obviously he cares enough to make himself look like a jackass on the forums.

Robbit MangNov 25, 20152 votes

he's seriously the edgiest guy on the forums that i've seen.

"UGH, HOW COULD YOU FEEL EMOTIONS, I FEEL NO EMOTIONS, THEYRE JUST MEANINGLESS PIXELS, GOD MOM ITS NOT A PHASE"