Dumb ways to feed

Velzard of Koz··56 votes·2,428 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Get ignited with no health Overextend against jungle with a stealth Facetank Volibear with no defense Bait their Assassin without a sense

Dumb ways to feed So many dumb ways to feed Dumb ways to fe-e-ed So many dumb ways to feed

Go check the riverbush without ward Do your own mastery tree work Teach yourself how to gank First-time a two-weeks-old, un-ever-tested champ

Dumb ways to feed So many dumb ways to feed Dumb ways to fe-e-ed So many dumb ways to feed

Let their fed diver to dive Focus Malzahar's voidling hive Use your flash to give an easy ace Use enemy's base as a hiding place

Dumb ways to feed So many dumb ways to feed Dumb ways to fe-e-ed So many dumb ways to feed

Keep unfinished machette 'til lategame Sell all items, buy something with Passive of same name Eat honeyfruit, when full-HP I wonder how good is Riven full-AP

Dumb ways to feed So many dumb ways to feed Dumb ways to fe-e-ed So many dumb ways to feed

Pick an ADC during early 7th season Start doing raptors at 5HP for no good reason Stand on the edge of enemy turret's range Walk around the turret guarding enemy platform Run it down the mid with all turrets up They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to feed The dumbest ways to feed The dumbest ways to fe-e-ed So many dumb So many dumb ways to feed

Be safe around turrets... a message from your ally.

14 Comments

EvilUnicornLord14 votes

I wonder how good is Riven full-AP

I howled.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Bro AP Riven is busted.

Just like AP Yasuo.

The Ender Cobra13 votes

This is too good for my normal gif http://i.imgur.com/tXx7N25.gif?noredirect

EvanThomas8 votes

Thanks for this message. Because of this song, I was able to quit feeding and am now Rank 0 Challenger. Kudos to you. I owe you my elo. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Sekhalis2 votes

I logged in just to voice my approval of that first verse.

On the one hand, nobody knows how to fight Voli in norms because they never see him. On the other hand, nobody knows how to fight Voli in norms because they never see him :(

NicolBolas149161 votes

I have tears in my eyes right now... this is beautiful

Boompenguins1 votes

"Use enemy's base as a hiding place"

I've done this one too many times I feel...

BlackHairedGirl1 votes

If you don't try the first time... Taliyah : Throw another rock!

AdeBug1 votes

why does it sounds like she says 'rook'

BlackHairedGirl1 votes

It's the mysterious Shuriman effect.

Zpeedy1 votes

Take your upvote*[zombie-brand-clap]*

Busty Demoness1 votes

Just an FYI...

Honeyfruit also recovers mana. So Full HP isn't the only concern.

Now, if you're full HP and don't use mana, then we have a "wtf are you doing" moment.

Doozku1 votes

Denying it from the enemy ;)

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

I feel bad that I've done at least one of the things in every stanza...

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