Unpopular Opinion: Water is needed for survival

Velzard of Koz·Aug 5, 2018·109 votes·16,478 views

I know this will be downvoted to hell by Team Magma mains but we really need watrer for survival. God plz buff water.

49 Comments

LugiaPaladinAug 5, 201860 votes

Water is perfectly balanced as it is, I think we all remember what happened the last time God over-buffed water

Velzard of KozAug 5, 201821 votes

Okay I wasn't sure If posting the original post is worth the shitposting but this response made it 100% worth.

Automated RivenAug 5, 20181 votes

Where is Reddit gold when you need it.

VermillionWolfAug 5, 20185 votes

Oh yah, the Noah incident :/

MadSeerAug 6, 20181 votes

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Water is perfectly balanced as it is, I think we all remember what happened the last time God over-buffed water

I reckon the Beta release of water was overtuned and was a lot worse than Beta Xin Zhao.

PaladinNOAug 6, 20187 votes

That's the problem with water - it is inherently perfectly balanced, but once buffed, it gets fed so damn quickly.

https://pre00.deviantart.net/1221/th/pre/i/2014/168/f/2/the_big_one_by_grivetart-d7mrqvp.jpg

I just noticed...nice nick btw. ^^

MelledoneusAug 6, 201810 votes

God, I hope we never get another ark meta again.

Freaking ark mains and their obsession with their duo lanes.

Starcraft243verAug 6, 20182 votes

The problem with water is its capacity to snowball.

PaladinNOAug 6, 20183 votes

I didn't think water could snowball if the lane is frozen?

Fermi ParadoxAug 5, 201812 votes

Don't listen to him. He is an undercover Team Aqua supporter and tries to flood the entire planet!

AseraanAug 5, 20181 votes

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Don't listen to him. He is an undercover Team Aqua supporter and tries to flood the entire planet!

There is a team Aqua now too? I used to live in a work where there was a Team Rocket and thats it.

Fondling GemsAug 6, 20183 votes

You are missing out on a world where you get to wage war on environmentalists. I mean pretty overzealous environmentalists but the story concept is still pretty damn funny.

SugeMinPikkAug 6, 20182 votes

Team Aqua and Team Magma have been around since like 2002 lmao

NekoniClawsAug 5, 20189 votes

I don't think water is meta right now? I've literally only seen water once this month and it had very little impact.

VermillionWolfAug 5, 20188 votes

Bullshit, Pepsi and Cola are mainstream right now, even Milk has higher pick rate than water. Water is under-powered as fuck. Even Nami doesn't use it anymore

TerozuAug 5, 20186 votes

Yeah she switched to Sprite a while ago.

PaladinNOAug 6, 20181 votes

I laughed so hard at this! ^^

Not only am I a Nami main, I prefer Sprite over most other sodas too (it somewhat explain things for me). Thank you so much for bringing me such words of gold this late at night. :D

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PaladinNOAug 6, 20181 votes

Water is under-powered as fuck. Even doesn't use it anymore

So...you're saying Surf needs a buff?

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/7/74/Caesar_Surf.png

It may have been a different patch, but I believe Noah would disagree with that.

MadSeerAug 5, 20189 votes

I don't recall Scarra or any high level player saying anything about water. You some kind of silver scrub? Git gud.

Simply TiffanyAug 5, 20188 votes

I disagree water needs a Nerf how come we depend on it for our survival water is too powerful! And water can kill us in humongous amounts... I think I've made my point.

SEKAIAug 5, 20187 votes

Unpopular opinion: My opinion is popular.

Jun LongAug 6, 20181 votes

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Unpopular opinion: My opinion is popular.

pity upvote

Bob the ToastrAug 5, 20185 votes

Water needs buffs like Ahri mains think Ahri needs buffs.

Water already covers like 3/4 of the planet lol

RhaiAug 6, 20182 votes

If water truly is that powerful and has as much presence as you claim, then why is the planet itself called "Earth"? Obviously, land is far more powerful.

R35URR3C710NAug 5, 20183 votes

7.8/10 Too much water

MelledoneusAug 6, 20183 votes

Screw you I'm going to live off of Coconut Cordial for the rest of my life. Unless you want to rock the boat, that is...

BrokenRayquazaAug 5, 20182 votes

Neither

Rayquaza beat both you suckers

PrimaquariusAug 5, 20183 votes

By screaming once

BrokenRayquazaAug 5, 20182 votes

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By screaming once

It was a majestic scream tho

Gotta admit

FlashesAug 5, 20181 votes

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Neither

Rayquaza beat both you suckers

Doesn't even need to Mega-Evolve smh

LightningShadoAug 5, 20181 votes

Nice satire.

elo trashAug 5, 20181 votes

I only drink sweet tea, you lie!

FireDrizzleAug 6, 20182 votes

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elo trashAug 6, 20181 votes

NOOOOOOOOOOOO [sg-janna]

AseraanAug 5, 20181 votes

Or you know use water to set out fire? It checks out you know "shits on fire yo!"......soo before we get a flood pls just set the fking forestfire out 1st

Fack you BradAug 5, 20181 votes

Water is fine at the moment. Right now, mankind is mini-buffing fire patch by patch, and soon the water mains stuck in the poles will have its meta.

Automated RivenAug 5, 20181 votes

Finally an actual unpopular opinion.

FilDaFunkAug 6, 20181 votes

Water is the single most dangerous substance on Earth, just look at the death stats.

Summonah12369Aug 6, 20181 votes

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Water is the single most dangerous substance on Earth, just look at the death stats.

Rito pls nerf T-rex oh wait you killed it.

FairyfleurAug 6, 20181 votes

yes

Summonah12369Aug 6, 20181 votes

God already buffed Iceland's water by making the tap water drinkable, yeah, that´'s right. Ever been to this country? The water being sold in stores here are scams.

Ayanami3rdAug 6, 20181 votes

I really don't understand why table water is paid content. How long will Riot just sit and watch?

LordForrestAug 6, 20181 votes

Screw Team Magma, Team Aqua is where its at. I mean come on, they're pirates. Meanwhile we got team hoodie and arrogant businessman on the other side.