Champions in a Single Sentence! Part 1: Assassins

Hello! Today I'm going to sum up every Assassin in a single sentence! Let's get it!

: BM her in lane all you want until she hits six. : If you can't pull off the Q R combo you shouldn't be playing her in ranked. : It was all fun and games until they got rid of pink wards. : In a bad spot? went in to deep in a tower dive? taxes overdue? Just press R : Who would win! 1000 Russian Snipers vs a fish midget on a pole, the answer will shock you! : Wait does this guy use mana? : Weather report: Hurricane Katarina has just killed 4 people and injured one, what a surprise. : Someone is ready for Alien: Covenant. : And for my next trick, I'll make my counter-play disappear! : A Tibetan wiseman once said: "there are three unstoppable forces in the world, love, ego, and a fed Yi." : Your build doesn't matter, her spear will take away 3/4ths of your health. : Its funny because it spells Ebola. : Sometimes I think people ult the clone on purpose. : Flash won't save you, nothing will. : Uh, uh, something something, Naruto. : If you meme hard enough you to can get a baker skin kids!

Okay, I think I got everyone. If you have any suggestions for which class I should go next just tell me. And make sure to tell me if I missed anyone!