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league of legends is a third person shooter about an armored bear trying to get his deserved buffs
League of Legends is a one versus nine solo-carry dog-vision simulator where monkeys - who choose the most broken meta shit with crazy ideas like obscured stealth - are required to flame their team to get executed by dragon, oneshot the opposition and flash as much masteries as possible. League of Legends taps into toxic social fundamentals of human nature and, alongside spamming EZ on win, can be utilised to teach asian-monk-level of calmness and dating history of your mother thorugh revelations by enemy team members that is already engaging to asocials.
Self awareness lmao
Lol, it's this mentality that kinda ruins games imo.
I know you're probably joking, but a lot of people take this seriously and consider the game a 1v9, when in reality helping your team by holding a wave/not being a dick/not griefing by stealing cs/etc actually help you climb faster and win more games.
fixed the image for you
A 1v9 where you question if the 4 people on your team are in reality someone's pet or if they are trying to win blind folded.
I actually thought League of Legends was about a Stone-throwing girl with a crush on some hisagi guy. I was wrong.
Actually we are part of a social experiment where we are matched with genetically modified monkeys as a team and we play versus next generation A.I. For a monkey they are rather good.
Baby dont hurt me
Oh, you
Its nice to see someone understand what this game is truly about nowdays.
An abusive relationship between Riot and the players and between the players and other players, where Riot ignores the players and what they want to see, how they want the game to be balanced etc. They just think we're all stupid and they just want to milk us of our money, and we just want to have fun. We're too addicted to the game and too in love with the characters and we feel chained down by the money we've already put in. "ADCs are weak nerf damage so they survive!" Riot proceeds to give Vayne invisibility for every other auto attack and buffs Nasus' damage instead of what he actually needs to be viable "Riot Sejuani isn't doing so well, can you help her out?" Riot proceeds to remove most of her CC and give her insane damage buffs instead "What have you DONE!?"