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The danger of trying to understand a feeding Yasuo main

Real Sexy Yoona·7/21/2018, 7:44:35 AM·43 votes·11,114 views

Our team Yasuo gets solo killed the seventh time by an enemy Talon

Yasuo: /all you are so lucky you lived. I'll get you next time

I check to see the enemy Talon, and he has 80% health remaining

Me: Hey Yasuo, can you stop getting solo killed. It wasn't even close this time around.

Yasuo: stfu, you are playing a brain dead champion with zero skill expression.

Me: Okay... just stop fighting him

Yasuo: No I can win. Trust my mastery 7 badge.

Me: Yasuo, you are 0/7/0 against a 7/0 Talon... why

Yasuo: I practically outplayed him last fight but he just got lucky

Me: spamming your "mechanics" by dashing through minions doesn't mean you automatically win that 1 v 1

Yasuo: BuT I AlSo winWalLeD hiS ReTurN W And DaShed ThrOUGh 5 mIniONS! 5! I LegIT OutPLayEd hIM. iT waS a 1 v1 bUt iTs mY JuNgler's Fault! I wAtCH mOnTAgE vIdEoS- I can'T Go WrOng

After a headache that felt like losing IQ, my mind cleared and I saw the undeniable truth.

Me: yeAH i AGree. yOU aRe ToTalLY RiGHt! YoU ArE thE BeST! i BeLieVE! . . .

Yasuo: I just need 50 gold for a hexdrinker and I'll survive his burst

Me: Wait... but Talon is AD, in fact their whole team is-

Yasuo: BeLiEvE in ME ScUM!

Me: YeS sIR!!!!

16 Comments

insignificant7/21/2018, 8:27:38 AM23 votes

"You're a SHIT Yasuo player"

Riot - "BAN"

Spicy Rice7/21/2018, 6:00:40 PM8 votes

On the flip side

Yasuo: Hey, i got my laners flash and tp, could I get a gank so we can get first tower?

Jungler: OMG, fucking toxic yasuo main, shut up, your lane is not the only lane!

Yasuo: But... you haven't done a thing except power farm, not to mention, every other lane is pushed in, while I've frozen mine near our tower...

Jungler: Muted

3 Mins later after yasuo got tower dove by the enemy top and jungler

Jungler All Chat: Report Yasuo for inting and flaming, he's whining that I didn't baby sit his lane

Festing7/21/2018, 8:04:41 AM4 votes

you should've got banned for being toxic. along with the upvoters. along with anybody who defends you. double-standards WEEEW

and im sensing a bit of jealousy with the mastery badge.

Dr Dog7/22/2018, 2:11:54 AM2 votes

the hard part to understand is how are you feeding on yasuo? takes actual effort

MOLTinaTOR7/21/2018, 11:03:27 PM1 votes

Yasuo mains are born to feed. We don't try to stop them, we just hope they reach that 0/10 Powers pike fast enough before the game ends.

Stróc Dúnmharú7/22/2018, 2:01:33 AM1 votes

But then he hits that 0/10 powerspike and becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine...

PommeOregan7/22/2018, 2:09:59 AM1 votes

more like get good and stop blaming it on your teamates