A Troll Proclaims to Feed & Int in Ranked Champ Select. EXCELLENT. I'm glad you joined my que :)

Real Sexy Yoona·6/12/2018, 7:39:52 AM·100 votes·18,997 views

Dodging against a troll in champ select is heroic indeed. Props to everyone who does that. Real talk, you guys bring hope to humanity are the hope of humanity.

However, I am a bit selfish and this is what I do instead. If you are a troll wanting to feed and lose, you would be better off not to cross paths with me. I don't deal with trolls. Tolerance is never an option for me. I garen ult their asses every chance I get.

  1. I secretly take a screen shot/or vid of the chat in champ select (champ select being the safe zone for trolls, you gotta take that away first).
  2. Tell my teammates I'm going to disconnect at the start of the game so they can remake
  3. Tell them to report the troll afterwards
  4. Start the game
  5. Tell everyone in all chat to report the troll afterwards with a brief explanation
  6. I disconnect so my team can remake
  7. I check the troll's op.gg in case he's a serial criminal. Submit a ticket to Riot with the screenshot of champ select, the troll's op.gg and the link to his op.gg. Requesting a vod check of his games, the submitted files and due punishment.

I've done this many times and not once has my team played a 4 v 5 game. It was a remake every single time. I've gotten loot bans due to "leaving" games but I've also gotten that sweet player feedback notification. I don't recommend this path and punishment isn't guaranteed, but do it if you thirst for justice.

  • A message to future trolls

Dear Future Trolls I'm going to meet, sorry to let you down but I legitimately find enjoyment and pleasure reporting you guys. Sometimes, it's more fun than actually playing the game.
Losing LP for remaking, and even losing a game is kinda upsetting- not going to lie, but I find greater fulfillment and bliss when I type out that report and submit a ticket. I get an orgasm when I see the player feedback notification pop up in my client. You guys might find it funny to troll my games but just know that I am LMAO imagining you guys in your mom's basement as poor creatures needing attention. It's a nice free boost for self-esteem, thanks. The closest feeling to sadness you are going to get out of me is pity for your existence.

If you are that half-ass troll who got scared of the incoming reports and dodged yourself, man I feel so bad for you. Hurry up and go find something you are good at in life, cuz if you can't even succeed at trolling in league, that should ring some alarm bells.

EDIT: (Replies to those that brought in constructive criticism)

  1. I know there are many people who does not trust Riot and their report system, and I for one think it's garbage... (just look at the sheer amount of trolls in-game) but the system works sometimes. So then I see no reason to not utilize the tools given. Also, what's the compelling alternative? Not report them? Do nothing? You are telling me to do nothing over something? I refuse, and I refuse to further give the feeling of safety and power to trolls by disregarding Riot's report system completely. It's all I have and I'm going to make the most out of it.

  2. Besides, it actually works for me. I know you guys have your own stories and beliefs on Riot's system and I honestly understand that. The thing is, your stories of trolls NEVER getting reported doesn't fit with what I'm experiencing. So I understand where you come from, but there is no way I'm going to give up feeling the pleasure of finding trolls and getting them punished.

  3. I don't get it when people tell me I'm wasting my time. I seriously don't get it. It's almost as if they don't want the trolls reported. (maybe they genuinely care for my well being and I'm being mean. If that's the case, thank you and I'm sorry) First off, I just saved some time for myself and my teammates by remaking. Second, I genuinely believe that if there is even a slight chance these trolls get banned/punished, IMO, I am not wasting my time. Also, doing this has become second nature- a personal routine course at this point. It takes mere minutes now. And yo, sometimes there is a leaver buster que when I leave for remake. It's without a doubt, the perfect time to take a sip of coffee, maybe even cook noodles while turning in my tickets and reports.

78 Comments

Gall6/12/2018, 7:49:38 AM34 votes

<3

VindicatorOFThey6/12/2018, 8:07:23 AM25 votes

I love you

Sir Prepuzius6/12/2018, 8:09:38 AM11 votes

this is amazing, will do that getting an IFS after reporting those kinda trolls must be wonderful.

Gentleman Gems6/12/2018, 11:35:04 AM10 votes

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I love you

[{quoted}](name=Yellow Jeff,realm=NA,application-id=ZGEFLEUQ,discussion-id=3jxgPENp,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2018-06-12T08:00:29.267+0000)

I hate you

Sounds about right.

Also, I can respect you for what you're doing, it's hard, and it comes with consequences. I'll stick to simply reporting after game, but you keep doing your thing man.

YoNightmare76/12/2018, 11:47:19 AM7 votes

You are an absolute genius

Baka Red6/12/2018, 11:36:20 AM6 votes

Even though I don't play Ranked, I think that this approach to those pre-game-lobby trolls is worth pinning the thread, so that it will be seen by as many people as possible. The solution sounds beautiful - much better than someone sacrificing himself for the team by dodging.

HonestJohnTheCon6/12/2018, 12:30:53 PM5 votes

Garen "JUSTICE!"

formula5676/12/2018, 1:47:25 PM4 votes

[sg-kiko] you made my day lol

CarameI Frappe6/12/2018, 7:17:37 PM3 votes

I'm going to start doing this. I don't want to dodge and let the trolls continue their work ... I will take punishment, to double the punishment they'll receive. Unfortunately, because trolls can easily make new accounts / get on a different computer with a different name, it's hard to actually stop these trolls from doing their dirty work :(

HexPhantasm6/12/2018, 7:52:57 PM3 votes

There was this one time when we had an extremely salty and mediocre jungler whose ass I flamed the whole game after he tried to blame me for his idiocy. He not only kept replying to me, but other people were sick of him too... and respectfully told him to stop. And what does he do? He starts taking their farm. The best part is that he was trying so hard not to use profanity and look like I was the only one flaming, telling me a couple times how I'd get banned, and... he got banned. Wanna know how I know this? We ended up in the same champ select right after the game. I was going to pick Syndra and steal his buffs and nothing more, but suddenly, I was back in queue the exact same moment the feedback message popped up.

LetMeCarry19836/12/2018, 11:50:02 AM3 votes

Must be nice to have all that free time to care this much.

Sorin Alucard6/14/2018, 12:15:17 AM2 votes

I'll be adopting this since Riot isn't doing their jobs XD

report yasuo6/14/2018, 2:41:55 AM2 votes

wow you're a real jack ass don't you think you're a bigger dick than the trolls?

UPPERCASE6/14/2018, 12:59:48 PM1 votes

I just can't take ppl serious writing "que" instead of "queue"

Report me ajaja6/12/2018, 8:44:33 AM1 votes

Nah, when i troll and we are 4 i give opponents fb so my team can't remake. didn't get punished once despite all reports and tickets

HercaZ6/12/2018, 3:09:06 PM1 votes

Good to know, the only problem is that there is no such thing as trolling and people cant get banned because they play the way they want including actually trolling in the game - doing whatever the hell they want... So basically this is nothing...

The truth is that RIOT definitely does not want to make their audience of players smaller by having hard control on everyone.... instead i think they pay more closer control to those who actually report others, because those who report are usually those who complain the most and it is a lot harder to work with critics and to sell them content for the real money.. That is truth.

Another thing - the more new players come, the less chances of winning matches based by skill also more chances of "troll like" players in the matches.. So reporting new players and paying attention to the reports are pretty much no can do for a company which priority is to maintain constant new customers flow...

It is far more better to concentrate on complete noobs who do not seek skill or do not pay importance over winning/loosing because the majority of community are these types of players rather than concentrate on share minimum players who are constantly striving for more complicated and skillful game play...

The very simple example of this - Does not matter how skilled you are RIOT does not give a damn about it, there is no motivation system for getting your skills better.

Ungrateful Thug6/13/2018, 2:36:45 AM1 votes

Damn

Get Troll Poled6/13/2018, 8:40:46 AM1 votes

You know Riot saves pre/intra/post game chats right. Pre game isn't a safe zone for Trolls. I know this due to my chat ban for flaming clowns. It definitely shows pre and post game chat lol. Times are a changing