When you suggest an item to an ally and they response with "F*** YOU!"

lightdragoon88·May 15, 2015·39 votes·5,712 views

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And then when they say what they are doing fine when they are 0/5:

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56 Comments

iainB85May 15, 201515 votes

Ahri : Hey Leona, can you get a locket -- they have a lot of AP damage!

Leona : FUCK YOU, DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF GOLD?!

Ahri : Oh ok, sorry!

10 minutes later

Leona has purchased item 3083 .

Kitty DarkstarMay 15, 20152 votes

I'm sorry on behalf of all Leona mains

I'd probably build the same way, but I wouldn't reject the suggestion like that.

OnegarionMay 15, 20156 votes

eww that leona...I'm so srry that you had to deal with someone building selfishly. As a support main this also makes me slightly sad.

Major SparklesMay 15, 20152 votes

Building selfishly doesn't really make sense as support. I think the word, optimally, would fit better.

Nucleophilic atkMay 15, 20153 votes

That isn't building selfish...that is building dumb as fuck.

OnegarionMay 16, 20151 votes

I use the term selfish meaning to build for oneself. She isn't building to benefit the team as a support should, but to make sure SHE lives. Typically selfish builds tend to be dumb as well.

theragingnerdMay 15, 20154 votes

{quoted}

: Hey Leona, can you get a locket -- they have a lot of AP damage!

: FUCK YOU, DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF GOLD?!

: Oh ok, sorry!

10 minutes later

has purchased .

guessing personal story because its a ahri

Valaran NaraMay 15, 201514 votes

The enemy was full AD, and I told our Galio to build thornmail.

He tried to optimize using Galio's passive...with magic resist.

lightdragoon88May 15, 20155 votes

Yep..those kinds of Keedz.

UnskilledtrollerMay 18, 20151 votes

question: would you rather have; Jax 200 farm 0/5 or jax 40 farm 5/0 ?

lightdragoon88May 18, 20151 votes

To many unknown variables.

Who is he facing?

Who did those 5 death go to on the enemy team?

What items did they buy because of it?

What did Jax buy in both cases?

How many of those 200 or 40 farms are caster minons, melee minions, or Cannon Minions?

UnskilledtrollerMay 18, 20151 votes

Same builds, the only difference is that the 0/5 jax is significantly farther ahead due to the farm. the reason he died was because of 2-3 man ganks TF mid.

KikirinoMay 15, 20152 votes

Why would anyone pick a galio into a full ad team?

Drunk RummateMay 15, 201516 votes

{quoted}

Why would anyone pick a galio into a full ad team?

Galios actually pretty damn good against a full AD team if he builds thornmail.

aaronconlinMay 16, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Galios actually pretty damn good against a full AD team if he builds thornmail.

I love thornmail on Galio, the ult does so much unexpected damage

agbudarMay 15, 20157 votes

thornmail sunfire + galio ult has a lot of surprise butsecks damage

TurquoiseYoshiMay 15, 20154 votes

It's not rape if you yell "Suprise!"

Ancestor007May 16, 20154 votes

This made my day although it is awful.

DrukyulMay 15, 20152 votes

blind pick?

Major SparklesMay 15, 20151 votes

First pick?

Rinky DinkyMay 16, 20152 votes

Galio is great against AD

I wish people would wisen up and understand this

NinjaFiferMay 16, 20151 votes

Read as: "you'd have to be an idiot to play anything other than ranked/draft."

Tin TarantinoMay 16, 20151 votes

People shouldn't be building him full magic resist against an AP heavy team let alone an AD team, it allows you to get early MR to get an edge over magic damage lanes, after that you get either AP or magic pen to take advantage of his high base damages. He might actually be the best thornmail user in the game thanks to his ult and W, he heals as you take damage from hitting him, and he can force everyone to hit him while taking 50% damage.

CubedJusticeMay 16, 20156 votes

My strategy is to suggest good items to enemy players because they never build them; solely out of spite.

T RexHasTinyArmsMay 15, 20154 votes

What gif do you use when it's the other way around? I've def had people tell me to build something and been like, oh yeah, that. Good call, glad you saw that.

However, also had people be like wtf are you building, onlybuildonebuildprox.com says to build needless into zhonyas on Heimer, why are you building morello's? Uh bc it's 1k cheaper to a finished item, give me mana regen to spam rockets in lane, and give me the 20% cdr to keep turrets up and regen them faster which is why I just rotated to your lane and took the enemy tower so you can top trying to dive them and giving up free kills! lol only partially salty right? :D

Blue Moon WolfMay 15, 20154 votes

I had an ap corki on an all ap... then I called him on it and he mentioned he had more kills... I was a tank support... ladies and gentlemen! I give you the 9th wonder of the world: a man living without a brain

Tin TarantinoMay 16, 20151 votes

Had an enemy Xin go AP on a team that was already almost entirely AP, made my job as the tank pretty easy

Mandang0May 15, 20152 votes

Lol, too true!

Spacesuit SpiffMay 15, 20152 votes

You'd think item 3155 in the situations where you build one wouldn't be such a hard concept for some people, but sadly...

Davy CrockettMay 15, 20152 votes

I've played against Zeds that don't build a Hexdrinker against Veigar. Its horrible.

PæanMay 15, 20153 votes

Meh but zed doesn't build AP so vegan ult does like nothing... bronze boobs

//sarcasm xD

Ariel the CruelMay 16, 20155 votes

Zed Me build defensively? BS. I don't need to. Now watch me tower dive this nub.

Patch notes: ult now has a 1 second cooldown before recast.

Mordekaiser An ally has been slain. Zed

Zed . . .

Mordekaiser heu heu heu.

lightdragoon88May 16, 20155 votes

Mordekaiser Ty for the ghost. I will have it destroy your turret.

Zed Don't do that.

Mordekaiser I'm going to do it.

Zed Don't do it.

Mordekaiser I'm doing it.

Your turret has been destroyed

Zed ......

Mordekaiser heu heu heu.

PæanMay 15, 20151 votes

That is my go to MR item on shaco. I normally go with AP or cdr glyphs so that extra MR and magic shIeld have saved me so many times. it also procs on your clone and helps for better jukes :D

SlackerboyTCMay 15, 20152 votes

The keedz are just bad

ZionSeekerMay 15, 20152 votes

Honestly, most of the time I tend to build whatever I feel I need at that moment, I have no set builds. I love when my teammates suggest items for me. But not just suggest these items, but tell me why they're suggesting them.

lightdragoon88May 16, 20151 votes

Exactly. When they tell you the reason why it really helps.

ZombeezyJeezyMay 15, 20151 votes

My friend says this all the time in solo queue lol.

lightdragoon88May 16, 20152 votes

Says what?

"F*** You?" or "How do I reach these Keedz?"

ZombeezyJeezyMay 16, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Says what?

"F*** You?" or "How do I reach these Keedz?"

"How do I reach these keedz?"

lightdragoon88May 16, 20151 votes

Ahh...ok then.

runrunTJMay 15, 20151 votes

Akali Hey Vayne you should buy a BORK

Vayne bought item 3001

lDontLiftIcarryMay 16, 20151 votes

I don't bother suggesting anything to anyone. You only make the whiney bitch tilt. So I just focus on myself and ignore any and all interaction with players outside of telling my team flash timers etc and saying I'm going to X with X or gank X...etc