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Atreus Jones11 votes

The answer to Quinn is go Panth and wait for her to go for a vault and stun her, Garen to Teemo, Yorick to Kennen.

But the rest, i'm not sure, cause it's bs that I go Darius, and get beat in lane by these guys, and yes I know, just go for the gap closer and fck em up, but by the time you get to them you're half health, they're fed from your jungler, or they've got their jungler camping lane for free kills.

Also, you forgot Ryze

xScarfy1 votes

I think Trundle is also a good pick against Teemo, cause of his passive sustain.

ItachiX3 votes

lol i have this problem top playing riven all the time*[slayer-jinx-unamused]*

NaturesMayhem3 votes

I used to love going Nasus but his damn counters are so strong atm and ranged top laners are a pain atm. I have Infernal Nasus and I cant use it :'(

Romtheguy1 votes

This Nasus build has been making its rounds lately and it seems to really help Nasus's laning phase! https://www.reddit.com/r/nasusmains/comments/59w429/quas_nasus_build_theorycraft/

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Darius Well I'm sick of this. Ashe, Sona, you two go top!

Ashe Why? That's a stupid idea. Sona ...

Darius This Quinn thinks she's so smart going top. I'm having none of it. You two can go top and kick her in the teeth. It'll be like bot lane for you but with no enemy support to ruin your plays.

Ashe Then who's going to secure the bottom tower and dragon?

Darius I am. Level 6 equals double dunk and dragon.

Ashe I'm not so sure about--

Darius K thanks! Runs down to bot lane.

The Ender Cobra2 votes

As a (former) Nasus main http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nmeszmws1qibz0jo1_r1_500.png YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I QUIT NASUS?!? RANGED TOP LANERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Romtheguy2 votes

As a fan of Nasus, I bring to any Nasus fan here hope in the laning phase! https://www.reddit.com/r/nasusmains/comments/59w429/quas_nasus_build_theorycraft/

Otter Fire1 votes

RIP the following (obligatory game show spotlight music): Illaoi Shyvana Poppy Maokai Rammus Renekton Nautilus Kled Jax Aatrox Udyr Yorick Volibear Trundle Tryndamere Malphite Fiora Chogath

yogozin2 votes

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RIP the following (obligatory game show spotlight music): Illaoi Shyvana Poppy Maokai Rammus Renekton Nautilus Kled Jax Aatrox Udyr Yorick Volibear Trundle Tryndamere Malphite Fiora Chogath

Some of them can killify ranged toplaners.

Some of them.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

I really do think the way to end the oppression of ranged top laners lays within the Diver update. Riot mentioned that Divers are made to go after high priority targets and are able to stick to them better. I believe that with Divers getting updated and new items tuned to help them do their job, they will be able to counter ranged champs top lane via hard engages.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Perhaps, but Woody and Buzz are represented by a Juggernaut and a Warden for a reason.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

guess who counters divers though ;) (maybe not Wardens... I think... , but still.)

EvilUnicornLord3 votes

From my experience, Wardens counter divers pretty well.

Many a Wukong Nimbus Strike + Cyclone combo was denied by a quick-witted Alistar Headbutt.

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

Indeed... AOE and knockbacks... Wukong is not a fan :(

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Recalls that he mains Poppy and enjoys playing Galio

...Yeah, that's gotta suck.

JustMonika131 votes

Yasuo: Is this a problem?

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Well, since they nerfed the crud out of your toplane game just so you'd stop going there, yes.

Legacy Hydralpha1 votes

Well, good thing I don't play mid lane. Cause I play mages there and if Yasuo isn't top lane, he's mid.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Or jungle. Or support. Or melee ADC.

Actually, Yasuo mains are mostly just putting him wherever the heck they can. He's getting Teemo treatment and it's not going to be healthy for him in the end.

Legacy Hydralpha2 votes

Boi, Yasuo hasn't been healthy for me to fight since CertainlyT got the idea of windman.

Muddafragot1 votes

Needs more nerf, still sick of him.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

That's debatable. Perhaps, but not too much or we'll wind up with another Azir/Kalista.

Muddafragot2 votes

That would be the best-case scenario, and it can't come too soon.

Only Play Darius1 votes

That solution only applies when he isn't banned. Which is pretty much never.

Trekkorm1 votes

Darius Never saw the problem with ranged top laners

Irelia i Malphite rest Kled my Pantheon case

Jax twice

Keevur1 votes

Not a single mention of Kayle was seen that day.

SpaghettiTime1 votes

Singed What in the hell is a "lane"?

Melledoneus1 votes

It's that thing you ignore after level 3.

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