Your main asks you out

IcyPepper·Aug 11, 2015·8 votes·2,089 views

What do you do?

Go out and have a good time?

Explain you don't bat for that team?

Pray to the deity of your choice there won't be a second date because you're sure if you say no now you won't live to see the next dawn?

Other?

63 Comments

Deep Terror NamiAug 11, 201514 votes

Nami http://community.spiceworks.com/attachments/post/0010/0161/futurama_s02e12_15.jpg

MatezoideAug 11, 20152 votes

You win this thread, the internet and at life.

Laughing FishAug 11, 20153 votes

Unless it is reverse Nami.... Of course, I don't think that is much better. Pretty much it is a deal breaker if any percentage of her body is a fish. http://i.imgur.com/1vJCP.jpg

Blue Moon WolfAug 12, 20152 votes

O_o right when I thought there was nothing more terrifying than lollipopy...

Trash ADC BtwAug 11, 20159 votes

Rammus Yeah. Rammus Alright. Rammus Mhm. Rammus Ok. Rammus I would greatly appreciate it, my dear, if we could get better acquainted over a couple of moonlit nights.

...ok.

Slamurai JackAug 11, 20157 votes

Velkoz Uhhhhhhh

IcyPepperAug 11, 20156 votes

Nobody is going to judge, I promise.

Laughing FishAug 11, 20153 votes

I may judge a little. Just being honest. http://www.emlii.com/images/article/2014/05/537b711ae8744.gif

Blue Moon WolfAug 12, 20151 votes

not judging... I swear... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ModAcademy KaynAug 11, 20157 votes

Syndra She'd pick me up using Force of Will and would probably take me somewhere nice...whether I'd like it or not.

IcyPepperAug 11, 20157 votes

Syndra is a pretty good catch, plus you have less competition once she scatters the weak. Quite stunning, really. Many men run when she shows them her balls, but the ones who stayed get to enjoy her late-game.

ModAcademy KaynAug 11, 20153 votes

I mean, she just has so much potential as a girlfriend. If a circuit breaker shut downs, she'll go down there and unleash the power. Sure she forces her will upon others, but its fine since she'll grow on you over time.

(On another note I ship Zed and Syndra, so I would have competition)

IcyPepperAug 11, 20152 votes

Sure she forces her will upon others,

Hey, some people are into that kind of thing.

I too ship Zed and Syndra <3

Laughing FishAug 11, 20152 votes

Sorry, I prefer women without balls.

ModAcademy KaynAug 11, 20152 votes

What type of women do you prefer? Is Garen your type of woman?

MatezoideAug 11, 20156 votes

Well, i dont have much of a choice, do i?

http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/183735.jpg

IcyPepperAug 11, 20153 votes

God that art style is so cute!

And dat first panel... damn, MF is adorable!

Kitty DarkstarAug 11, 20151 votes

Tales of Valoran

IcyPepperAug 11, 20151 votes

I know the comic, it's one of my faves :3

HighH1Aug 12, 20151 votes

Words smaller than teemo

AlljoyAug 11, 20155 votes

Considering someone like Janna is something of a celebrity who would naturally be waaay out of my League, I'd probably take a while to pick my jaw up from the floor before I say yes.

Then again, given how her lore says she's can be as tempestuous as the wind, I might not live to see another day if I take too long to say 'Yes'.

IcyPepperAug 11, 20152 votes

You could always tell her she stole your breath away.

Cheesy, but effective if she starts to get impatient during your slack-jaw.

AlljoyAug 11, 20155 votes

'You blew me away' /wink

I'm sure she's a fan of double entendre's given her lines in-game.

IcyPepperAug 11, 20153 votes

True.

Given how she dresses as well (that is not slut-shaming, keep reading!), I think she's really comfortable in that regard and enjoys expressing herself. Would probably enjoy dating someone with an eye for a hurricane and a naughty tongue.

Okay that was terrible, I'll see myself out.

AlljoyAug 11, 20153 votes

I do enjoy that aspect in someone, the fact that they can keep you on your toes and your interactions comprise of witty wordplay and mental fencing.

Plus, there is something very attractive about someone who is comfortable with themselves enough to be strong and expressive in that regard.

IcyPepperAug 11, 20154 votes

Pretty sure she bats for the other team, but I would happily say yes.

And secretly hope we get attacked by criminals because fighting back to back with Vi would be the most epic moment of a lifetime, assuming I somehow manage not to get the shit beaten out of me. Or watch her fight, I guess. Still pretty cool. Or just ask her for boxing lessons.

LefrenchonionAug 11, 20154 votes

Sion I definitely bat for this team, but I fear for my life..... summoner 4 item 1306

Blue Moon WolfAug 12, 20152 votes

good luck running :p http://38.media.tumblr.com/6d991b3f80879a10e881d117b3425b4a/tumblr_nchkv9nKPf1sdk5d7o1_500.gif

Just Blame JennyAug 11, 20154 votes

Sona

Sorry, Sona, I'm already taken.

Oh, are we assuming I'm single in this hypothetical? Certainly yes, then. She's just darling!

Laughing FishAug 11, 20153 votes

I don't know if she wants to ask me out. She never says anything.

OverpoweredSoapAug 11, 20153 votes

Karma

I'd be really honored, being asked out by someone who is such a calm and seemingly kind person, but I'd have to turn her down. Cause I "bat" for the other team.

Now if it were Jayce ......

Hnnngg

Laughing FishAug 11, 20151 votes

Who is Karma ? Never heard of her before.

I urgot about itAug 11, 20152 votes

If ahri asks me out I'll have to say "no, I'm not a lesbian"

IcyPepperAug 11, 20152 votes

Unless she charms you.

But if Harry Potter was any indication, a relationship based off a love spell is not healthy!

KunumbralAug 11, 20152 votes

TahmKench Primary...

I don't bat for for the other team, so I guess we could chill and go have a bros dinner or something...

Janna Secondary however :D

Oh god yes... I've been in love with her for like... forever.

Spizzle9000Aug 11, 20152 votes

Aatrox : I don't bat for that team, and he's terrifying af. He'd probably kill me if I refused.

Ahri : Hm. Well, the tails/fox ears are kinda weird, but, meh, I'll roll with it.

Diana : As long as she doesn't try and brand me with the symbol of the moon or anything.

Elise : Maybe if she stays in human form, but even then, she's pretty frickin' scary. I don't wanna get eaten on the second date. :'(

Garen : What the other dude said. He's with Katarina, and I don't want her killing me (plus what I said with Aatrox, the first bit).

MissFortune : Yes. Just yes. As long as she doesn't shoot me, just yes.

Vladimir : Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh yeah no. I like my blood.

Yasuo : If I swung that way, definitely. But, as I don't, I think he would respectfully accept the rejection and then proceed to be sad and alone forever because of that little bitch Riven.

Zed : I'd definitely pretend to be into him long enough to learn the ancient shadow techniques, then explain that it's not him, it's me, and that we can stay friends (as if that ever actually works irl xD)

IcyPepperAug 11, 20151 votes

Don't worry, Zed's used to it. Syndra ally-zoned him already :c

Spizzle9000Aug 11, 20151 votes

{quoted}

Don't worry, Zed's used to it. Syndra ally-zoned him already :c

LOL!

Nah, we all know she is just playing hard to get.

WyvernEggAug 11, 20152 votes

Ahri Don't eat my soul and I would be happy to go out with you. Garen Eh... Why not. Ashe Dating you sounds like a huge responsibility... Idk... aw who am I kidding #worth Janna sure Shyvana nope

Hatless CasualAug 11, 20152 votes

Sona I would agree, probably be a bit awkward for the first part since I am a somewhat shy person; but would have a good time a little bit into it.

Kitty DarkstarAug 11, 20152 votes

{quoted}

Pray to the deity of your choice there won't be a second date because you're sure if you say no now you won't live to see the next dawn?

Leona I already see the next dawn

Blue Moon WolfAug 12, 20152 votes

MonkeyKing going on a** just friends** man date to a banana republic... only for Wu to find out it has nothing to do with banana's and trashes the place >__<

Gnar welp, if the little guy has feelings for you, you best hope it's just platonic, cause "no" is not an option .__. we would end up going to the museum to look around and see if he knows anyone there followed up by a trip to the park to play catch with his boomerang... and by catch I mean using me for target practice :L

ElegantDogeAug 12, 20152 votes

Fiora As a french,i know this will be good :D Irelia Just yes.Totaly yes. MissFortune Hum..she's hot and all but...i have a bad feeling about this summoner 4 She looks fun ,can't say no to her but i might run away aswell. JarvanIV Well...yeah why not #nohomo #okmaybe #nomyfaultifheshandsome

Bottom LanerAug 13, 20152 votes

Support: Morgana You could say she snared my heart, and hopefully enjoys puns ADC: Tristana as Laughing Fish pointed out, she might be a drug addict,"If its worth shooting once, its probably worth shooting a lot." Mid: Leblanc Its a threesome if u hit that hard enough(like I'm capable of third base on a first date ;_;) Jungle: Elise / Shaco I like them both kit wise, but I'm screwed equally romance wise Top: Gangplank I'd elaborate, but its rated Arrr