Your main asks you out
What do you do?
Go out and have a good time?
Explain you don't bat for that team?
Pray to the deity of your choice there won't be a second date because you're sure if you say no now you won't live to see the next dawn?
Other?
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Yeah.
Alright.
Mhm.
Ok.
I would greatly appreciate it, my dear, if we could get better acquainted over a couple of moonlit nights.
...ok.
Uhhhhhhh
She'd pick me up using Force of Will and would probably take me somewhere nice...whether I'd like it or not.
Well, i dont have much of a choice, do i?
Considering someone like 
is something of a celebrity who would naturally be waaay out of my League, I'd probably take a while to pick my jaw up from the floor before I say yes.
Then again, given how her lore says she's can be as tempestuous as the wind, I might not live to see another day if I take too long to say 'Yes'.
I definitely bat for this team, but I fear for my life.....
Pretty sure she bats for the other team, but I would happily say yes.
And secretly hope we get attacked by criminals because fighting back to back with Vi would be the most epic moment of a lifetime, assuming I somehow manage not to get the shit beaten out of me. Or watch her fight, I guess. Still pretty cool. Or just ask her for boxing lessons.
Sorry, Sona, I'm already taken.
Oh, are we assuming I'm single in this hypothetical? Certainly yes, then. She's just darling!
I'd be really honored, being asked out by someone who is such a calm and seemingly kind person, but I'd have to turn her down. Cause I "bat" for the other team.
Now if it were 
......
Hnnngg
Support:
You could say she snared my heart, and hopefully enjoys puns
ADC:
as Laughing Fish pointed out, she might be a drug addict,"If its worth shooting once, its probably worth shooting a lot."
Mid:
Its a threesome if u hit that hard enough(like I'm capable of third base on a first date ;_;)
Jungle:
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I like them both kit wise, but I'm screwed equally romance wise
Top:
I'd elaborate, but its rated Arrr
If ahri asks me out I'll have to say "no, I'm not a lesbian"
Primary...
I don't bat for for the other team, so I guess we could chill and go have a bros dinner or something...
Secondary however :D
Oh god yes... I've been in love with her for like... forever.
: I don't bat for that team, and he's terrifying af. He'd probably kill me if I refused.
: Hm. Well, the tails/fox ears are kinda weird, but, meh, I'll roll with it.
: As long as she doesn't try and brand me with the symbol of the moon or anything.
: Maybe if she stays in human form, but even then, she's pretty frickin' scary. I don't wanna get eaten on the second date. :'(
: What the other dude said. He's with Katarina, and I don't want her killing me (plus what I said with Aatrox, the first bit).
: Yes. Just yes. As long as she doesn't shoot me, just yes.
: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh yeah no. I like my blood.
: If I swung that way, definitely. But, as I don't, I think he would respectfully accept the rejection and then proceed to be sad and alone forever because of that little bitch Riven.
: I'd definitely pretend to be into him long enough to learn the ancient shadow techniques, then explain that it's not him, it's me, and that we can stay friends (as if that ever actually works irl xD)
Don't eat my soul and I would be happy to go out with you.
Eh... Why not.
Dating you sounds like a huge responsibility... Idk... aw who am I kidding #worth
sure
nope
I would agree, probably be a bit awkward for the first part since I am a somewhat shy person; but would have a good time a little bit into it.
Pray to the deity of your choice there won't be a second date because you're sure if you say no now you won't live to see the next dawn?
I already see the next dawn
going on a** just friends** man date to a banana republic... only for Wu to find out it has nothing to do with banana's and trashes the place >__<
welp, if the little guy has feelings for you, you best hope it's just platonic, cause "no" is not an option .__.
we would end up going to the museum to look around and see if he knows anyone there followed up by a trip to the park to play catch with his boomerang... and by catch I mean using me for target practice :L
As a french,i know this will be good :D
Just yes.Totaly yes.
Hum..she's hot and all but...i have a bad feeling about this
She looks fun ,can't say no to her but i might run away aswell.
Well...yeah why not #nohomo #okmaybe #nomyfaultifheshandsome
I don't know if I'd throw that doggy a bone. huehuehuehuehue
FUNNY TIME WITH TRYNDA!
I know a perfect place for a nice glass of sweet red wine <3
Hmmmmm.. So many pounding against the wall jokes to be made.
... I can't say no