Wait... Who do I listen too again?

The Aqualious··2 votes·584 views

I mean... I've killed for Airman as she is the Queen and I the Jester

BUT

I also have Hades now... And I am a Demon Jester

Then again I'm Shaco... I've killed several people on this board and a moon god (it was for FaceSun okay)

Hmm...

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Ahri-and-Shaco-312029672

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Kitty Darkstar2 votes

Alternatively, you could come and work at my agency. It pays pretty well.

The Aqualious1 votes

Requirements?

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

I'd say you already fulfill all of those

The Aqualious1 votes

I do... What is this place

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Basically it's an assassin guild

though when I said I worked there I was lying, mostly I just sit outside and stare at the people who actually do work ther

The Aqualious1 votes

A guild...

You think I would want to work with a bunch of cocky assholes who only give a damn about cash and think there amateur ability to fire a sniper rifle or poison someone is an art unmatched.

Please, I have more care than that

Plus I never have to worry about financials... I get away with everything

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

I won't disagree with you about them being cocky assholes, but they mostly prefer more unusual means. More classic methods, you see. A composite bow is a popular way for them to take a mark. They like to get a bit medieval and still try to get away with things.

They're getting rather short on members these days

The Aqualious1 votes

Wonder why, not like some Jester has anything to do with it

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

They're screwing their jobs up and getting themselves arrested. Though there's some idiot that just got lost on the way to his mark. How he ended up in Peru is beyond me but I don't think he's finding his way back.

The Aqualious1 votes

No he won't... I just killed a funny looking guy in Peru, found a rifle in his guitar case...

My bad...

Okay not really, would have done it again

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

And nothing of value was lost

(RIP Jim)

JayHog19921 votes

You even tried to kill me once. Glad I was support Teemo that day...

The Aqualious1 votes

On the contrary... I've defend Teemo in so many different posts on the board... Be thankful...

And I let you get away

The Aqualious1 votes

hands jack in the box

Here... Go cheer yourself up with this

JayHog19921 votes

(Sweats nervously.) Thanks... (Walks away.)

Aír1 votes

Join my army of supporters and I won't turn aqua on you again. ;)

JayHog19921 votes

...

Sure, let me sign up some of my bethren as well...

Aír1 votes

As long as they swear me their loyalty, I will consider their appointment into my ranks.

EDIT: Gosh darnit you are not on NA. Make an NA smurf now. Satan would be a welcome addition to the Queen's Army.

JayHog19921 votes

[{quoted}](name=Airman CompSci,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=kEHnzZyy,comment-id=0000000100000000,timestamp=2016-07-11T19:51:42.254+0000)

As long as they swear me their loyalty, I will consider their appointment into my ranks.

EDIT: Gosh darnit you are not on NA. Make an NA smurf now. Satan would be a welcome addition to the Queen's Army.

I'm not satan. T_T I do have a NA account, never used it and most likely unable to post with it.

Aír1 votes

Add me then, my loyal follower. Join Shaco, the underworld god, a cat, and I in my welcoming army. I promise you we have cookies.

JayHog19921 votes

[{quoted}](name=Airman CompSci,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=kEHnzZyy,comment-id=000000010000000000000000,timestamp=2016-07-11T20:00:11.252+0000)

Add me then, my loyal follower. Join Shaco, the underworld god, a cat, and I in my welcoming army. I promise you we have cookies.

I'll let you know once I play like 10 games with it to get it to level 5 even... You have to be level 5 to post, right?

Aír1 votes

Fair enough, although you could add me regardless and the army can help you reach lvl 5.

JayHog19921 votes

[{quoted}](name=Airman CompSci,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=kEHnzZyy,comment-id=00000001000000000000000000000000,timestamp=2016-07-11T20:17:24.522+0000)

Fair enough, although you could add me regardless and the army can help you reach lvl 5.

Gonna copy paste your name and maybe I'll consider it 2 days later. If the ping there doesn't kill me that is.

BLUELightning281 votes

Do you really need someone to tell you who you're supposed to kill? Just kill everyone!

Mad King Hades1 votes

Hmmm.... Who is Airman Compsci?

The Aqualious1 votes

Queen of the boards, dating A king

Laughing Fish1 votes

Dating a King, but only one memer can claim to be the King of the boards.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/a92d943fc0ba74d8500648df15b739cc/tumblr_mokdubpQY71rwu8gjo1_400.gif

The Aqualious1 votes

Yeah, yeah, you're the supposed board god, we know

Mad King Hades1 votes

Past glory you mean?

Aír1 votes

Maybe you can join my army of supporters. >:)

Mad King Hades1 votes

Your army of supporters? Can I still be the boss of Aqualious? and can I still randomly blast people with dark energy?

Aír1 votes

Yes, yes, and yes. I will simply make suggestions toward you for your assassin and for following my orders I will make you the first officer.

Mad King Hades1 votes

Hmm that doesn't sound bad. The dark fist will punish those who seek to stop you. It depends on what Aqualious says.

Aír1 votes

>:)

Mad King Hades1 votes

Where is Aqualious? I need his advice.

Aír1 votes

He is already one of my loyal followers.

Mad King Hades1 votes

If he is so loyal, then why does this thread exist?

Aír2 votes

Since he wants to be a loyal follower to both of us.

I thought that maybe this might be a good... compromise. ;)

The Aqualious1 votes

I go to sleep and comeback to a negotiation..?

Furthermore, it started at 6 am?

I'm really worth negotiations started at 6am....

I feel special now

Aír1 votes

Not for me. I am just wasting time at work. :P

Mad King Hades1 votes

Same

The Aqualious1 votes

When did you imitate me?

KONO RUBICK DA1 votes

once

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

The Aqualious1 votes

Hmm... Do I have to kill a cousin of yours to get a straight answer

The Aqualious1 votes

Because, I'm the only one that's allowed to imitate me

KONO RUBICK DA1 votes

wait, with that gif you still don't remember? i once replayed with a shaco taunt.

The Aqualious1 votes

Uhhh.. Oh...

I remember reading a link that included shaco

The gif never loaded mate

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