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Surge062 votes

"two big young guys and a nine year old boy". I'm not even gonna try to contextualise that

Taken from an the book "Bill Clinton: My Life".

JayHog19921 votes

I have so many books right infront of me... Don't think that applies to me.

Chaos6891 votes

The dancing bear killing was strange, reflected Jose.

What? I dislike Volibear?

nami tf1 votes

Or Tibbers

fuc that thing

Skelenth1 votes

Since it doesn't work with the nearest book (which was my physics book) I'll try the second nearest: "...it:" The sentence ends on that page.

Pailidin1 votes

"Day was just breaking on the first morning of his stay when his uncle woke him up."

The is taken from "One Thousand and One One-Minute Stories"

nami tf1 votes

Sounds like you play a lot

Pailidin1 votes

Here's the rest of the story...

"A certain young man had been seeing more of the pleasures of the town than was good for him, and his father resolved to send him to his uncle's farm to engage in some honest toil. Day was just breaking on the first morning of his stay when his uncle woke him up. 'What's the trouble?' asked the city chap, rubbing his eyes sleepily. 'Have to get up and help gather pumpkins!' exclaimed the farmer. 'Great Scott!' growled the agricultural recruit. "Do you have to sneak up on them in the dark?'"

nami tf1 votes

So.... you farm?

Dryditch1 votes

"The emperor is now clearly visible, and the uncovered window of the imperial carriage invites us to look in on the emperor's physical body." -Coursebook on Monarchic traditions across the world.

Icestar11861 votes

D&D 5th edition Player's Handbook: No words on page 206, it's just a full-page drawing of a wood elf fighting a hellhound.

Captain Aishi1 votes

it talks about establishing a special legislation for the liquidation of jewish property for the good of the national economy and of the 'aryan' administrators...

gotta love history books

japan hate acc1 votes

"He felt regret."

lmao

Asriel Memester1 votes

"A lot of ups and downs make the route a natural maze."

Vistha Kai1 votes

It describes how often you are suppose to make inspections of electrical devices.

Not sure how it relates to League, but hey, I have like 20% winrate over my last 15 or so ranked games, so maybe that's the issue?

Dicerson1 votes

"... taining, enjoyable, exciting, pleasurable

Opposite: boring"

it was a thesaurus.

Buttèred Biscuit1 votes

You've Got to be Kidding. Sums up ranked

Sonicblaster331 votes

"... show Will her loyalty and make her stay."

.......

1011001110001 votes

"With the adoption of registration laws, voter turnout in the North dropped 17 percent between 1896 and 1916." ~ Mobilization, Participation, and Democracy in America

Kinda sounds like League more than it sounds like me.

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