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BastionKross45 votes

I like how Trist is completely in agony over someone being too thickheaded to see romance.

Rumble

Maximum Morde39 votes

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I like how Trist is completely in agony over someone being too thickheaded to see romance.

Rumble

Trist is aware of Rumble. He's just too much of a nerd weeb for her. He built an anime robot suit for crying out loud.

BastionKross22 votes

Please.

Every single person here would instantly be smitten if someone built a giant mech suit to potentially rampage around in. Piloting giant robots is what gamers live for!

Rumble Especially if you like explosions...

Ziggs Reporting for mech suit!

Rumble NO NOT YOU.

Twistedtoo9 votes

Trist is probably too busy to notice Rumble cause she is thinking about that burning hunk of yordle, Heimerdinger Heimerdinger

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

Then named it after her .__. I think I would be a bit creeped out by the innuendo in that too if I was her.

Mistress Madoka3 votes

He spends all day and Night inside Tristy~ :^)

Baron of Bread5 votes

Chicks dig giant robots.

NegusInParis1 votes

You just summarized south koreans

Habitz32 votes

I'm laughing, I think it's funny... I just don't follow what's going on at all.

Vincent Lucius54 votes

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Artificial Human3 votes

Motion = reproduction. Braum doesn't get it though. Illaoi wants to ride the Heart of the Freljord

Narasimha21 votes

7/10, Shiv on Braum is just stupid.

Real men punch people from a distance item 3094

MrBuffington14 votes

item 3085 Their punches punch two other people

TurquoiseYoshi11 votes

item 3124 item 3074 Punch so hard that everyone around dies.

Diananmen Square3 votes

item 3931 Just punch them twice in one go.

NazZomLord18 votes

Volibear I always buy Shiv on Voli so i have more electricity :P

Gentleman Gems5 votes

Then get thunder lords decree and play this in the back ground https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

Congratulations, you SIR are a Bonefied BADASS

Gamemaster Anth7 votes

...and then Thor from Smite shows up, and things really get awkward from there...

What Is Smite3 votes

Aside from Thor's ult in smite there is no thunder in his kit even thought he is the god of thunder and lightning

NeoLeeCapo1 votes

He yells "FEEL THE THUNDER" other than that, not much electricity.

Gamemaster Anth5 votes

Well, to be fair, thunder is actually SOUND and not electricity. But yeah, he needs more electricity in his arsenal.

Daedalus8711 votes

Must buy on Kennen and Janna too.

AfrostLord1 votes

Ionic spark rip in spaghetti never forgetti

Blue Moon Wolf11 votes

Illaoi: No, not that kind of motion, the other kind of "motion". Know what I mean ;) Braum: Oh, I know what you mean now... Don't worry, I like to build item 3742 and item 3512 as well ;p Illaoi: Facepalm

Only Play Darius8 votes

Braun's mind is free of impure thoughts as expected of such a genuinely good person

Illaoi is the one who needs to calm down, no one likes a gutterbrain

yogozin7 votes

And his crit-kick is worth it.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

He's got a poro on his head. That's the best kind of love :p

CasterGilgamesh5 votes

you guys can ship Illaoi X Braum all you want but you'll never make my Gangplank X Illaoi anyless cannon!!!

yay nibbers4 votes

I believe that ship has sunk...

CasterGilgamesh2 votes

it will never sink!!! if you looked at Illaoi lore at the end she does have her people help GP gain back his influence in bilgewater

Regu1us 94 votes

Aaaaa I see what you did there!

Cannon...

CasterGilgamesh1 votes

:D

Hyppocritamus3 votes

given the size (& general shape) of the shiv, and his wording "in my build", am I the only one who thinks that said shiv might actually be in his...build?

like...he's not interested in Illaoi for more...uh...personal reasons?

SavingPirateRyan2 votes

Braum isn't thick. He's just a massive troll!

Puynsi2 votes

Y-yeah... "meat head" ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮ ͡°)

TechMarine172 votes

The unseen Statik Shiv is the deadliest.

Twiggles1 votes

Braum shouldn't build shiv...

I always get item 3046 instead when I play Braum top. :P

Teslablade1 votes

Unnecessary comma is unnecessary.

King Odin2 votes

The comma puts emphasis on Braum rather just "Braum is a bit of a meat head."

So it was necessary for what I wanted to achieve :)

Teslablade1 votes

Rammus

Xeden Beloved1 votes

In The Legend Of Sleep Hollow. At least the one read by Chilling Tales For Dark Nights; Has a character named Braum. Spelling may be different but sounds the same. And seemingly the only difference from the outlook is that LoL Braum is nicer.

DeadJokr1 votes

ARAMADVENTURES* not Arma Adventures

Catch This Hand1 votes

lol i ship it but i always sneak a wits end into braum's build*[zombie-brand-mindblown]*

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