What is your main champs day job?

FancyKiwi··7 votes·965 views

Thresh is a hooker

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nami tf5 votes

Poppy that host lady who does the hammer smash thing at carnivals Nasus librarian Soraka paramedic Lulu druglord

Friendly Ram2 votes

Lulu doesn't do drugs. She just does purple.

SomeStars1 votes

these drugs taste purple? [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Tract4 votes

President of the United Sands of Shurima Azir

Lauchmelder1 votes

"The order was given!"

Friendly Ram3 votes

Braum He is a daycare worker who also works as a bouncer.

IPromiseTomorrow2 votes

Braum could take care of my kids any day.

(I don't have kids, but I take care if my kids. )

CanadianFarmer3 votes

Illaoi: Car saleswoman

SparksFFF1 votes

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Illaoi: Car saleswoman

^ found this hilarious

KogMaw food taster.... Twitch sewer cleaner :)

TheBenchedKench1 votes

TahmKench - Car Salesman

She brings the tentacle, he brings the tounge, perfect match.

SomeStars3 votes

Veigar conquering the world via politics (the worst evil) Irelia teaches yoga Katarina probably an actual hooker

Friendly Ram1 votes

Why would a corpse teach yoga?

Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes

Shhh... so that she can be seen wearing yoga pants

Friendly Ram1 votes

Oh forgot frostbooty irelia. Carry on then.

Need Gold 4 Tent3 votes

Malphite Dwayne Johnson impersonator

Andrey03453 votes

Shaco well... it's obvious

AwesomeGuyDj2 votes

Dont have a main so i'll go with frequents. (or champs im considering, played a few games as yorick recently) Yorick Grave digger, or undertaker. Maokai gardener Nautilus diver?

4th Chiming Lamb2 votes

Bard : Shitdicks around, occasionally rushes in to stop the Universe from being deleted. In his downtime...he always has downtime, but in his downtime, he chills with meeps. RekSai : Hunts for little boys foolish enough to not soft-step and noms them. In her downtime, she probably lays several dozen eggs for xer'sai drones to fertilize.

Trashball2 votes

Velkoz private eye, doing some funded research on the mechanics of time on the side Ziggs Runs an obnoxiously loud bowling alley

Blazingflares2 votes

Velkoz probs a librarian Thresh same as u Soraka probs works as a nurse or smthn

VoraciousX2 votes

Riven runs a sperm bank, always there to get you knocked up

JVP151 votes

This legitimately made me laugh.

VoraciousX1 votes

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This legitimately made me laugh.

Glad you liked it =p

IPromiseTomorrow1 votes

Zed: Assasin at night, Teaching Junior-high by day.

4 Step Cadence1 votes

Jhin : "Art Teacher" Traditional art, song, dance, writing, theater, ect. "I've been told my teaching methods are a bit too.... Brutal.... They just simply don't understand."

Luminier1 votes

Aatrox A blood bank worker

LeBlanc Rose1 votes

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Luminier1 votes

Wanna tussle about it pal???

Ah O Yeah Harder1 votes

Jayce School Janitor

LeBlanc Rose1 votes

Leblanc Magician (doesn't need dem damn illusions)

TheBenchedKench1 votes

TahmKench - Delivery Man / Fast Food / Pizza Delivery Graves - Rancher / Farmer TwistedFate - Gambler / Casino Staff Fiddlesticks - Farmer / Aviary Manager Karthus - Deathmetal Singing

EgocentricDragon1 votes

Ziggs : The only guy at NASA who hasn't given up on the Orion project.

Busty Demoness1 votes

Zac new CEO of Blitzcrank's dating service.. MissFortune still hunting down minions (of Gangplank).

L Psy Kongroo1 votes

Brand Fireman

Arcus Diabolus1 votes

Riven Waitress Shen Surgeon

kek

JVP151 votes

Leona She is an astronaut. Why? So that one day, she can fly to the moon with some bombs and blow it the **** up. (her words, not mine)

Janna She gets paid 2.95 a minute. You know why.

Taric Male model.

Project Xayah1 votes

Quinn Bird Tamer/Handler, obviously. Rakan Male stripper. Xayah Full time sass machine.

Somnitsu1 votes

Ahri professional dancer/model Xerath electrical engineer Lissandra runs an ice-skating ring Morgana sells wedding dresses

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