What is your main champs day job?

FancyKiwi·6/2/2017, 11:45:05 PM·7 votes·965 views

Thresh is a hooker

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nami tf6/3/2017, 2:03:21 PM5 votes

Poppy that host lady who does the hammer smash thing at carnivals Nasus librarian Soraka paramedic Lulu druglord

Tract6/3/2017, 3:48:50 PM4 votes

President of the United Sands of Shurima Azir

Friendly Ram6/3/2017, 3:02:50 AM3 votes

Braum He is a daycare worker who also works as a bouncer.

SomeStars6/3/2017, 2:08:22 PM3 votes

Veigar conquering the world via politics (the worst evil) Irelia teaches yoga Katarina probably an actual hooker

Need Gold 4 Tent6/3/2017, 2:37:19 PM3 votes

Malphite Dwayne Johnson impersonator

CanadianFarmer6/3/2017, 11:52:48 AM3 votes

Illaoi: Car saleswoman

Andrey03456/3/2017, 7:09:33 PM3 votes

Shaco well... it's obvious

AwesomeGuyDj6/3/2017, 12:48:07 AM2 votes

Dont have a main so i'll go with frequents. (or champs im considering, played a few games as yorick recently) Yorick Grave digger, or undertaker. Maokai gardener Nautilus diver?

4th Chiming Lamb6/3/2017, 2:58:08 AM2 votes

Bard : Shitdicks around, occasionally rushes in to stop the Universe from being deleted. In his downtime...he always has downtime, but in his downtime, he chills with meeps. RekSai : Hunts for little boys foolish enough to not soft-step and noms them. In her downtime, she probably lays several dozen eggs for xer'sai drones to fertilize.

Trashball6/3/2017, 4:47:33 PM2 votes

Velkoz private eye, doing some funded research on the mechanics of time on the side Ziggs Runs an obnoxiously loud bowling alley

Blazingflares6/4/2017, 2:39:12 AM2 votes

Velkoz probs a librarian Thresh same as u Soraka probs works as a nurse or smthn

VoraciousX6/4/2017, 3:10:27 AM2 votes

Riven runs a sperm bank, always there to get you knocked up

IPromiseTomorrow6/3/2017, 4:27:21 PM1 votes

Zed: Assasin at night, Teaching Junior-high by day.

Ah O Yeah Harder6/3/2017, 7:14:11 PM1 votes

Jayce School Janitor

LeBlanc Rose6/3/2017, 10:51:01 PM1 votes

Leblanc Magician (doesn't need dem damn illusions)

TheBenchedKench6/3/2017, 11:02:06 PM1 votes

TahmKench - Delivery Man / Fast Food / Pizza Delivery Graves - Rancher / Farmer TwistedFate - Gambler / Casino Staff Fiddlesticks - Farmer / Aviary Manager Karthus - Deathmetal Singing

EgocentricDragon6/4/2017, 1:55:18 AM1 votes

Ziggs : The only guy at NASA who hasn't given up on the Orion project.

Busty Demoness6/4/2017, 2:07:20 AM1 votes

Zac new CEO of Blitzcrank's dating service.. MissFortune still hunting down minions (of Gangplank).

L Psy Kongroo6/4/2017, 2:34:21 AM1 votes

Brand Fireman

Project Xayah6/4/2017, 3:58:56 PM1 votes

Quinn Bird Tamer/Handler, obviously. Rakan Male stripper. Xayah Full time sass machine.

Somnitsu6/4/2017, 7:16:25 PM1 votes

Ahri professional dancer/model Xerath electrical engineer Lissandra runs an ice-skating ring Morgana sells wedding dresses

Arcus Diabolus6/4/2017, 2:34:19 PM1 votes

Riven Waitress Shen Surgeon

kek

JVP156/4/2017, 3:56:47 PM1 votes

Leona She is an astronaut. Why? So that one day, she can fly to the moon with some bombs and blow it the **** up. (her words, not mine)

Janna She gets paid 2.95 a minute. You know why.

Taric Male model.

4 Step Cadence6/3/2017, 6:28:47 PM1 votes

Jhin : "Art Teacher" Traditional art, song, dance, writing, theater, ect. "I've been told my teaching methods are a bit too.... Brutal.... They just simply don't understand."

Luminier6/3/2017, 6:43:44 PM1 votes

Aatrox A blood bank worker