What is your main champs day job?
is a hooker
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that host lady who does the hammer smash thing at carnivals
librarian
paramedic
druglord
President of the United Sands of Shurima
He is a daycare worker who also works as a bouncer.
conquering the world via politics (the worst evil)
teaches yoga
probably an actual hooker
Dwayne Johnson impersonator
Illaoi: Car saleswoman
well... it's obvious
Dont have a main so i'll go with frequents. (or champs im considering, played a few games as yorick recently)
Grave digger, or undertaker.
gardener
diver?
: Shitdicks around, occasionally rushes in to stop the Universe from being deleted. In his downtime...he always has downtime, but in his downtime, he chills with meeps.
: Hunts for little boys foolish enough to not soft-step and noms them. In her downtime, she probably lays several dozen eggs for xer'sai drones to fertilize.
private eye, doing some funded research on the mechanics of time on the side
Runs an obnoxiously loud bowling alley
probs a librarian
same as u
probs works as a nurse or smthn
runs a sperm bank, always there to get you knocked up
Zed: Assasin at night, Teaching Junior-high by day.
School Janitor
Magician (doesn't need dem damn illusions)
- Delivery Man / Fast Food / Pizza Delivery
- Rancher / Farmer
- Gambler / Casino Staff
- Farmer / Aviary Manager
- Deathmetal Singing
: The only guy at NASA who hasn't given up on the Orion project.
new CEO of Blitzcrank's dating service..
still hunting down minions (of Gangplank).
Fireman
Bird Tamer/Handler, obviously.
Male stripper.
Full time sass machine.
professional dancer/model
electrical engineer
runs an ice-skating ring
sells wedding dresses
Waitress
Surgeon
kek
She is an astronaut. Why? So that one day, she can fly to the moon with some bombs and blow it the **** up. (her words, not mine)
She gets paid 2.95 a minute. You know why.
Male model.
: "Art Teacher"
Traditional art, song, dance, writing, theater, ect.
"I've been told my teaching methods are a bit too.... Brutal.... They just simply don't understand."
A blood bank worker