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TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

TheTarians6 votes

Me: Thoughts?

Rumble: Well it would be nice to get another skin... but....

Me: On the other hand I'd have to deal with your winrate in ranked going down.... to 0%

Rumble: Although that could mean I get buffed.

Me: LET'S DO IT THEN!

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

So Brand, what do you think?

Brand This body is just one of many.

I can't do this.

EDIT: How on earth do you do it TheTarians and JayHog! Teach me your RP ways!

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

How do they what?

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

RP with their mains on the boards like you've seen but can't participate in on the grounds that you main a woman yordle.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Oh, I thought you were referring to Riot Points or something.

Yeah, Brand's personality is about as interesting as a cardboard box, thus no fun to roleplay.

But if you must know how to rp, I've got three words: D&D.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Yeah, Brand's personality is about as interesting as a cardboard box

On Fire!

But yeah you're right.

Guess I gotta go with my former main...

Azir Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about Shurima?

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Oh dang, I can't even go with my former main!

Of course, with JayHog1992 and TheTarians, it's probably a good thing I don't play Tristana much anymore.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Yes, its probably for the best.

Otherwise we'll end up with an RP love triangle of sorts. Full of melodrama and romance worthy of a Twilight book.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

And consisting of three straight dudes.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Please don't.

Ralanr2 votes

Caw caw motherfucker.

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

https://img.ifcdn.com/images/f600a30a6d72ee0b6189e776b266469628c8b4aa9c77671da3b802f07fb0cbcc_1.jpg

I have forgotten how much I have missed that one line in his epic voice.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Or at least Riot Squad Azir.

Come on, he carries a freaking taser on a stick and summons a riot shield wall of sand soldiers.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Riot Squad Azir!

Make it Happen Rito!

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

And Braum! If Singed can lug a Riot Shield around, so can Braum!

TheTarians3 votes

IGOTCHUFAM!

Me: So Brand, what do you think?

Brand: More fire.... I like it

Me: But there's rainbows.

Brand: But they cause fire.... yeeeeeeees.

Me: Claps hands Good talk

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Nice. Thanks TheTarians!

Ralanr1 votes

Now I want more candyland skins.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I came up with the idea when I got my rear handed to me as Poppy by Rumble.

They need to make Magic Resist easier to build on tanks, there's item 3102 and item 3065 and that's about it.

Sup im Carrier1 votes

You forgot about item 3001 , item 3060 , item 3026 , item 3512 , also item 3091 .

Ralanr2 votes

3 of those are useless because AP only increases W damage (I know, it does damage. It's hard to notice) and she doesn't really build much attack speed.

Killstrado1 votes

No you don't build attack speed, try it lol its terrifying

Ralanr1 votes

I've built triforce as my attack speed item. It's not bad, but it's more bruiser Poppy where I play tank Poppy.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I never build Trinity Force on Poppy. Don't listen to the recommended build, it's crazy.

Ralanr1 votes

I built it once. Wasn't enough to ever convince me to build it again (I hate triforce. It's too expensive for my liking to rely on).

If I want a damage item I build BC. Otherwise it's straight tank.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Whenever I bother getting a damage item, I prefer Frozen Mallet, (like you said) Black Cleaver, or Titanic Hydra. Otherwise I just build full tank, you kill more people that way. XD

Ralanr2 votes

Nothing better than being an unkillable little Yordle that plants people into walls.

Unless you're Sion. Nothing better that Sion IMO.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

But can Sion milk an extra 10 gold out of the enemy laner with a ranged attack every 12 seconds? Bandit mastery OP

Ralanr1 votes

I don't use bandit. I go 12/0/18

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

It does have a higher winrate according to OP.GG. But that's because the common 0/12/18 on Poppy doesn't have bandit. I like to call it GitRichQwikUScrub (or the Bandit mastery, that works too).

EvilUnicornLord3 votes

Let's compare the two.

Dangerous Game grants you a sliver of health and mana for getting a kill or assist which may happen about two times by the 15 minute mark.

Bandit gives you cash for love-tapping an enemy every 10 seconds, which may happen twice every minon wave including the occasional exceptions (one of you isn't present, harass is too strong, they're playing super defensive, etc.) Extra moolah doesn't have to be limited to supports. I wouldn't recommend it on junglers or anyone ranged, but it's really useful on Poppy since she can use her shield to get it.

TFBaam1 votes

really? theres lots of people that take it on all top melee (including me) helps in the melee vs ranged and u feel a bit better about losing a trade

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

I just started running a experimental 0/12/18 mastery on Garen with bandit.

Figured that if I'm smacking people with my Silence I might as well get paid for it.

With Dangerous Game I only benefit from the health gain and waste the mana gain.

It has proved useful so far. Especially when I'm in a tight matchup when I miss a few creeps.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I actually hope using the bandit mastery on melee top laners doesn't become too popular or then they'll nerf it.

origiona1 votes

I beat rumbles all the time i usually rush hexdrinker into them.

EvilUnicornLord5 votes

Did any of them have skins or mastery emotes?

Rumble's not an easy first-time champ.

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