Change everyones lore to bilgewater lore!
Similar to what riot did to about 14 champions during last years shurima event. I'm bored so now, Imagine every champion is from bilgewater and write 3-4 brief sentences about their bilgewater lore.
Blitzcrank was just a high powered engine in gangplanks ship. Until one of his magic oranges rolled below deck and turned it into a giant robot. Blitzcrank is now a member of GP's crew because reasons.
Was just a floorboard before, but thanks to the magic of oranges, became a tree again.
Fed an orange to a rat, and then gave it a crossbow. He then stole all of GP's poison and replaced it with fire.
Gangplank dropped an orange in the ocean, and fish found it.