When the enemy laner is strong enough to zone you

Nasus Mirror match

Nasus 1: 450 stacks Nasus 2: 37 stacks

When and are roommates

then jungler ganks him and he all chat's 1v1 like a man noob

Can confirm, this is what I think of when I get my alpha mode on.

"No exp for u! Away from my minions you peasants!"

That dog looks a bit too much like Cho.

That's also almost exactly how my lanes against Cho go like.

"I'm at 60% am I in range of his combo?, I'm probably in range, he hasn't ulted a minion in ages... OMG he's walking this way, RUN"

at level 1, then?