Your two highest mastery champions are now your roommates
How awful is it to watch TV with them?
How awful is it to watch TV with them?

(Me) Uh...Rammus can you pass the popcorn?
OK
(Me) Thanks. Hey why is it burnt?
Teehee
I'd have to fight with
and
for control of the remote.
An interesting back and fourth between Thresh hooking the remote to him and Azir having a soldier bring it back.
Master Yi and Yasuo Both will teach me kendo or sword techniques and wuju and sht so i can become a champion High hopes and cringe here i come :^) Oh and Yi would just be in my room meditating and Yasuo would never pay the rent.
and 
"IF YOU DO NOT LET ME CHANGE THE CHANNEL, I WILL SHOW YOU NO MERCY!" click Teemo proceeds to mess with the remote while stealthed.
Kata and velkoz......... I like where this one is going. :^)
and 
Somehow I feel this will end up with us starting a band.
Shaco and Brand.
Please god save me.
and 
somehow two big girls with big personalities seems like trouble for me
I wouldn't be watching TV, I'd be staring at Morgana and her perfection or doing other things ;3 So I guess bad since I wouldn't be watching TV. Though she'd be the type to enjoy anything on TV I think. So she wouldn't be bad in that aspect.
Brand would make things a bit uncomfortable temperature wise at the least if not deathly unsafe. :( He'd find joy in wild fires and new reports of arson. Please make him move out.
and 
Nocturne would request that we play the Saw movies regularly but otherwise stay off the couch. Miss Fortune would possibly cuddle when she's bored or affectionate.
and
At least Sona can't complain when I change the channel. Ahri would just charm me and make me change it back though.
and
.
What
he will be there to help calm me down and not give into my anger
meanwhile
probably just enslaves the human race
keeps wanting to watch Men in Tights and
is making so many noises it's impossible to hear anything.
We have high water bills, and we don't really watch TV anymore.
. Idk how this works???????????? WHATS EVEN HAPPENING???
and
Thresh: SAW!!!
Janna: LAST SAMURAI!!! draws katana blade
Me: staring at janna's chest and thresh's chains maybe an alternative?
and
Oh God...
I will have a great time.
Me: Preparations for the movie night done, Urgot?
: Sure thing, I got cold drinks in the refrigerator in my stomach and replaced the napalm in my knees with hot cheese.
Me: Great! Vi, hun (if you thought I didn't already hit on her, you are insane), do you have the nachos?
: Right here and I told you to stop call me hun. -.-
Me: Yeah, I forgot already. Let's get this started!
: Shadows take up most of the house
: Cape-blades stuck all over couch
O h b o y.

permastunned "you sit right here and let us do the work." me: BUT I WANT POPCORN
: NO! STAY!

i'm just some insufferable guy who pays the rent
and i lost my TV priveliges
[katarina-love]
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I feel like we would watch a food show that would make the contestants upset and miserable. Hell’s Kitchen?
How to torment the world 101
I'll prob get my head shot/cut off if I try to change the channel
Brand will set all my stuff on fire, and Varus will just be edgy all the time and probably poison me or something.
Syndra and Shyvana.... oh boy..
Jhin and Janna.
Here's a story for Jhin that's not finished. https://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/skin-champion-concepts/zjt0dBVM-story-if-jhin-were-my-room-mate
"Quinton does not have a television. We go out for our entertainment. Quinton and I share interests. It is Janna that is the problem. Not anymore, though."
I want to pet her tails all day. They look soft.
This makes me breathless
and
,well im screwed
would just kill me if i change channels or even turn off the fan
wouldnt let me sleep unless he gives me nightmares, and i have to keep my lights on to keep him from killing anyone
Electricity bill is high here .-.

So let me get this straight I get a badass baker as my roomie and an unstoppable undead juggernaut? Sounds good to me Lol
and 
I played 344 games on my main and smurf accounts last season, 322 of which were on Xin Zhao. My next nearest champion only has 12 games. At this point, you can't even really say I have a second champion.
My main is Alistar. I will leave it to your imagination. As for Morg, she'll probably turn to the food network, and keep binding the remote in place so I can't change it.

Aurelion Sol and Xin Zhao :thinking:
Teemo and Ziggs. This'll be... ineresting.
Rengar and Warwick....
I imagine the cat vs dog wars will be so loud I won't be able to hear myself think, let alone hear the T.V
lux and mf. Lux would be laughing to hard annoyingly, so I would have to kick her out
Kog'Maw and Jhin...
My couch is filled with holes from Kog's acid and Jhin constantly switches to his 4th favorite channel on Channel 4444 watching plays.