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Ungrateful Thug17 votes

I pick jungle Aatrox Ezreal: jungle aatrox? Me: Am I making you uncomfortable? Ezreal: I mean, it's your prerogative if you want to intentionally pick weak champions in ranked Me: Damn, son. Harsh. By the end of the game I'm 7-0-5 and we force the ff@20.

FeelsGood

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Can confirm. Our Jungle Aatrox carried my first real ranked game.

Jobriq4 votes

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I pick jungle Aatrox Ezreal: jungle aatrox? Me: Am I making you uncomfortable? Ezreal: I mean, it's your prerogative if you want to intentionally pick weak champions in ranked Me: Damn, son. Harsh. By the end of the game I'm 7-0-5 and we force the ff@20.

FeelsGood

Aatrox is one of those champs that snowballs insanely hard if he gets fed early but is kinda useless otherwise cuz he gets instagibbed in teamfights. I've seen fed Aatrox's literally 1v5 because they built 3 lifesteal items and they just sustain through all the damage.

Sagan Forever3 votes

Yep he either 1 v 5's or is literally useless.

EvilUnicornLord11 votes

#I CAN RYZE JUNGLE, WATCH ME!

Godlike!

Wow, I can't believe I managed to pull that off- I mean... Told you so.

Oelyk1 votes

Ryze does not work on-hit adc manamune at all... trust me I tried.

Legacy Hydralpha1 votes

AD Donger doesn't work unless you're fighting a 2v1 top lane, then the game is won and you have nine deaths.

Cap7ain Teem01 votes

I have won on this smurf as ad soraka and got an S ( it was aram)

Supreme Senpai693 votes

Garen support can work but it's hard

Oelyk1 votes

Im certain its only for very specific ADC match ups... Like the immobile, caster heavy, slow reliant ones. (and your team would need a fairly cc based one)

Supreme Senpai691 votes

I've seen it work on the enemy team, but I went 0/8/0 when I did it. One of two times I've deeply apologized for an off meta pick. But I've won with things such as support twitch and I win almost every support ezreal game that my adc doesnt afk in :)

Oelyk1 votes

Top quality ~~ troll~~ Off meta player... If you can make ADC ryze work, I'll award you the ~~ troll~~ Off meta player God title

Cap7ain Teem01 votes

I will take that title

Oelyk1 votes

Provide game evidence of you carrying, and It is yours. If someone does better(I will consider MMR), Title will transfer

Cap7ain Teem02 votes

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2362275800/214944027?tab=

Its like level 10's that actually played safe, its so hard to actually get the kill instead of the assist

Oelyk1 votes

Well 0 deaths to their fed Tristana is respectable, your KDA is really good! still the best ive seen! congratulations!

Cap7ain Teem0: Title Acquired: troll Off-meta player God?

Cap7ain Teem01 votes

Maybe my family will finally love me now

Oelyk1 votes

Ahahahahahha, congratulations son!

Denims Wrath6661 votes

item 1414 item 3116 item 3071 Garen . it was urf. i still killed everything. rylais is SEVERELY UNDERRATED on garen.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

I've always been tempted to build it since he slows enemies with his spin, but I've never had the guts. Obviously in URF, it's well worth since you can spin forever.

Denims Wrath6661 votes

well in a normal or ranked game... it would be like a buy that you do if you had 5 k in your pocket before 30 minutes. its still hp, so its not completely terrible on garen

BladeSteel1 votes

Well it is pretty easy since he gets a free shield....

agbudar10 votes

Sejuani hey braum! Braum what is it my dear? Sejuani GO BACK to your COTTAGE ON THE MOUNTAIN YOU ARE ON WINTER BREAK AND YOU NEED TO BRING PRESENTS TO CHILDREN Braum YOU ARE RIGHT I TOTALLY FORGOT! Lucian hey braum dont leave me please~~! Sejuani hey lucian! Lucian y-yes? Sejuani IM THE SUPPORT NOW Lucian ok um you know how this works? Sejuani ive seen braum do it how hard can it be? Lucian well you see i dont like it up close so keep them away from me and when they are distracted by you i can kill from a distance with these 2 babies. Sejuani alright i see our target CHARGE!!! *runs at Ashe Bard * Lucian wait! not y~ ow fuk charges allong

DOUBLE KILL!!

end of the game Lucian wow im liking this new support meta Ashe report bard for inting

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Poppy support in a nutshell.

DIVEMACIA!!!

Maximum Morde5 votes

Dear God I hope he has a regulator on there else he's going to have a bad time once the valve is opened and air flows.

Cap7ain Teem02 votes

When you realize that Bard has ridiculous chase potential with his E

Valeckserai1 votes

I have a friend who plays ad top Bard, it is hilarious to watch. Anyone that isn't tanky or Yasuo cries anytime he picks it.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

This guy knows how to embrace the meme.

Valeckserai2 votes

I soft lock Karthus a while back teamate: Karthus is a shit champ, pick something else I lock in Karthus same teamate: omg, wtf

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2249175670/228889027?tab=overview

Lol

idiot4821 votes

honestly, if you can land your q's karth is a monster. If you can't then I guess suicide ult karthus haha.

Laxfan521 votes

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I soft lock Karthus a while back teamate: Karthus is a shit champ, pick something else I lock in Karthus same teamate: omg, wtf

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2249175670/228889027?tab=overview

Lol

"read your post" "remembers a time when I played azir once and fed a karthus" "looks at match type" oh wait I never play blind pick

Valeckserai1 votes

Not sure why it's labeled as blind pick since it wasn't. It even shows the bans we made.

Avarosa Guide Me2 votes

I literally get people to dodge just by picking galio support. i cri evry tiem

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Graves: "GG KS support." Galio: "Galio is listed as a support, literally all of my abilities can help support."

Proceeds to lock down enemy botlaners with ultimate setting up free double kills for Graves and jungler.

######We still lost that game, thus I only play Galio mid.

Sraeg20131 votes

I remember how in Season 5 I picked Vayne jungle with intention to troll, because I never wanted or liked playing jungle.

For some reason I managed to clear my buffs very quickly, invaded the enemy, ganked two lanes and after like 3 minutes was 3/0. That was my first Vayne game ever.

Vayne OP?

The other time I played Rengar support. The enemy ADC rage quit and they called /ff at 20, because we were both like 6/0/6.

Viktorious Sayph1 votes

Viktor summoner 11

(I do at ranked and still can win hue hue hue hue hue)

Cap7ain Teem01 votes

A long long time ago karthus used to be THEE jungler

HayRoss1 votes

Propane is fuel. I need fuel. I need to inhale propane.

Gelmous1 votes

went mid Draven

Diana: why am i matched with bronzes

i died once from a gank

Diana: gg i knew it

then i proceed to stomp mid lb and carry the game, didn't hear another word from Diana

Lucian Waifu1 votes

75% win rate with zyra jungle in plat.

BladeSteel1 votes

Yesterday had our vayne ask "why do we have a morg top?" End of game I'm 14-8-24.

Cap7ain Teem01 votes

had a game where i was singed against a morg top, didnt die or feed but wasnt fun

BladeSteel1 votes

Just max w, push push push. When you get your ult all in. (I was against a mundo, if I can kill a mundo all in at lv 6 you can kill anyone w/ morg). Usually save q for ganks. Their jg comes in, q e yourself and walk away. Even if you don't get fed, you shove them under turret all game, and make their jg come top. Its like the "op" nasus build but better because you're actually useful.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

As a melee top laner main, I'm resisting the urge to hate you.

Played Poppy vs. Heimerdinger once. Because I was smart enough to know not to dive Heimerdinger, I spent the rest of the game under turret. Thank goodness our Talon got fed so they surrendered, but that lane was awful.

BladeSteel1 votes

heh heh heh

Friendly Ram1 votes

OOH what did you do?

Cap7ain Teem01 votes

A little bit of everything

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