Now HERE'S the evidence to support my claim that I'm still not in Challenger due to PING

I'm joking. But I'm not joking about lag. That one enemy you can't defeat.

Ah, ping. Or lag. Or, rather, "LAG IT WAS LAG I SWEAR" "Yeah sure."

I'm playing a squishy mage on mid lane. Oh, look, I'm up against LeBlanc! Alright, I've played enough times to have learnt I should not be attacking her first, rather just farming and reacting to her moves. Right. There I am, farming under my tower, and I notice her stroll leniently towards me. "Yeah", I think, "she's going to try and kill me." I get ready and,

Attempting to reconnect above my Champion. Cold sweat overwhelms me. No, this is my promo game! No, not now! I rapidly give commands of flash towards the base and Shield Spell, over and over again. Complete silence. Then, seven seconds afterwards, everything happens so quickly, I hear simultaneously three screams, ten explosions, one ignite and two flashes. I look at the screen, and not only is LeBlanc with 60% of her health, farming, but I'm dead, and my jungler is dead, both under our turret. If only the lag came a second earlier or after...