As a Cho Gath, you should never eat Riven/Yasuo mains.

TOO MUCH SALT LEADS TO HEART PROBLEMS!

But it makes the world a better place... someone's gotta take the hit for the greater good.

I thought the joke was gonna be that they’d just feed you regardless

I'm a Jhin main so I'm just extremely salty.

I thought you were going to say "because they'll knock you up."

and they say you are what you eat... good job

11 year old league players be like

eeeeeehehehehehehhehehehehheheheheheh riven toxic yasuo salty ehehehhe

Sodium intake too high as well.

Eating Yasuo leads to cancer

Those things should really come with a Surgeon General warning, Hazardous to your health.

Cho'gath isn't a voidling you damn goon.

You'd get terminal cancer almost instantly.

Nah their livers put to much bile out of the,.