A thing about Lissandra..........

Boodrum·12/27/2016, 10:23:08 PM·100 votes·6,253 views

Ok, so I love playing Lissandra. She's has everything in a kit I can ask for and she fits my play style well. I like, no,** LOVE **her so much I have over 900k mastery points with her. PROOF: http://imgur.com/a/YK9JL

Anyways, I asked if I could marry Lissandra since I love her so much, and after some persuasion, I'm happy to say I can marry her, BUT I need to make a proposal, so what should I write? I've never done anything like this before (mainly because I didn't think I would get this far, but no judging here, OK?) . Thanks in advanced!

Oh yeah, here's the conversation with support about me marrying Lissandra: http://imgur.com/a/sIFor

TLDR: I need to make a proposal to Lissandra, so what should I write?

86 Comments

A Superb Villain12/28/2016, 3:52:01 AM31 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/H3T9limYS4rdK/giphy.gif

500000000000000012/27/2016, 11:32:00 PM28 votes

We need Cactopus to come here and make this relationship canon (if only JoJ were still happening, this could actually be canon)

TeCoolMage12/28/2016, 5:57:40 AM15 votes

Well if you want to propose to lissandra you have to make it clear to her that you're ready to stay with her to rule over a frozen world for thousands of years.

You also have to kill and prove yourself ruthless enough to stand above others who would like to be with her. You're currently 9th on the line of succession as Lissandra's date, you have to kill

OMG FROST (RU) TrOtSkY (NA) sha0khan (EUW) OVERLORD THRASK (NA) jaesuk is gosu (KR) Loufakos (EUNE) archlololi (OCE) tgzwt (RU)

http://championmasterylookup.derpthemeus.com/champion/?champion=127

You know what they say, Chicks dig mastery points

You have #1 in NA, but chances are Lissandra will marry tgzwt even after your proposal.

If all goes well I'd like to see your children

The 2nd Horseman12/28/2016, 12:43:20 AM12 votes

Aww, what a nICE story

MintyPaws12/28/2016, 2:28:52 AM10 votes

the mad man actuly did it

Bottom Laner12/28/2016, 10:13:07 AM9 votes

This is just my opinion, but why just write a proposal? Do you really think she'd want just something in writing? What I think you should do is make a video of yourself actually proposing to her.

Quindec12/28/2016, 8:35:10 AM8 votes

This is so cute, i would love to see lissandra in a wedding dress skin her q would be throwing bouqets and explodes into roses onces it hits the first enemy her w would be her dress extending outwards her e would be some kind of walking down the lane motion(idk) her ult would be herself entombing herself in cake or the enemy

Fondling Gems12/28/2016, 6:20:19 AM7 votes

Well hot swiggity damn, time to catch up on my Taric mastery.

...wait, if I am number one in NA on both Taric and Ezreal can I be their matchmaker? Can I make them cannon? I have new purpose in life.

PureUtterCancer12/28/2016, 5:17:36 PM6 votes

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535

normie sIayer12/29/2016, 12:06:40 AM5 votes

Riot The0rphan is the guy who gave me 2 rp for this masterpeice https://p6.zdusercontent.com/attachment/43400/irpfeLD9JffTSqaMf35Ow0rYK?token=eyJhbGciOiJkaXIiLCJlbmMiOiJBMTI4Q0JDLUhTMjU2In0..S687gGGBMJ-6XaCnNY1a6Q.mifMzQbARZQRj0b4roBRWFNpJb59M2EWZNUo0vEfeQSI8vQN7ppJko7c3BXOD_3is6sY6j9ZJ6BZt9vKtL2FH0aviWwyMDCHRTPtrANr0j2ihtAOoru8-NMxBjR1g7oTim-VYha2Rk-_19H1MHNJB1-c7M2tfRLruNAevcXPRrBKTsqE0Cv6v9cHdDakfc63G3iQWqoOxX9Kam9GNGAgJRIYj53UYRhGSwO7ggy3YuhuZLXDr88Vf_hwmQmaGoWL6XW9ApCWDWZos2hN80hblg.E2LWasdYLSU2v3x9LcxexQ

ImThem12/27/2016, 10:51:14 PM5 votes

GULAG 4 U12/28/2016, 1:29:41 AM4 votes

Wat

Dracocrash12/28/2016, 10:31:45 AM4 votes

I'm...scared.

Vesemir12/28/2016, 3:05:39 PM4 votes

Tell her this: Let it go, let it go. Dont hold back anymore. Let it go, let it goooo.

KoKoboto12/28/2016, 12:49:12 AM4 votes

Kinda creepy but sure, I love Lissandra too I love her whole theme and voice actress is amazing I'd probably play her more often but she feels "stressful" for me to play because you are a play maker and always gotta be making those plays.

OneFlingMan12/28/2016, 1:14:41 AM4 votes

whats goin on man

Bellafiori12/28/2016, 3:00:36 AM4 votes

what the fuck did i just read

Darusaido12/27/2016, 11:23:57 PM3 votes

hope i get an invitation ;^)

cirn012/27/2016, 10:36:49 PM3 votes

go get 'em, tiger! :)

GrReaper9612/28/2016, 1:18:09 AM3 votes

Just tell her about your enormous jaw-dropping hard black refridgerator

Grignog12/27/2016, 11:10:51 PM3 votes

just write from your heart fampai, the right words will come :^)

Mhihnj12/28/2016, 7:55:57 AM3 votes

blood is red ice is blue propose to lissandra quickly, will you?

ModAcademy Kayn12/28/2016, 5:03:46 AM2 votes

Well, when proposing, you got to make sure you have the right location, or get her into the right situation.

You're two best locations are either:

A. Over the corpses of her dead enemies (Harder, but i think it'd work best)

B. She's blind, so don't aim for beauty, but aim for practicality. Amassing an army of ice soldiers and standing above should set the mood best.

After that, you can either write a speech, or just throw it out in the heat of the moment. I'd say that if you're going with Location A, go with Heat of the moment, but with Location B., I'd go with a speech or something romantic. Now, you'll need a Ring.

Rings are tricky. Some girls like that bling, some girls want something simple, but you can use your own 900 K Point judgement on that. No, what matters is the material, shape and size comes after that. For the engagement ring, aim for True Ice Band, with a sapphire for the gem. My personal recommendation would be a normal True Ice band, that wraps two strands around the top, while lacing with small sapphires in between.

Finally, just make sure to be confident. Liss is a woman with plans, she won't settle for someone with no backbone, so stand straight, and be loud and proud. I wish you luck, and a happy future.

I'm also available for wedding plans.

Withering Willow12/27/2016, 11:21:40 PM2 votes

I'm sure your wedding will be blissful ;^3

King Grey12/27/2016, 11:24:12 PM2 votes

Do it lissanon, I believe in the power of love and memes! Talon x Ezreal <3

Vouloir Oublier12/28/2016, 5:01:26 AM2 votes

wtf

TyrekGoldenspear12/28/2016, 5:34:37 AM2 votes

Woah, you really went all out.

I applaud your enthusiasm, I mean dang dude.

As for the proposal, you gotta open up your heart to her, tell her how you really feel, ya know?

LatetotheRace12/28/2016, 6:21:06 AM2 votes

Lol why the hell not. You got my support 100%.

Erractic Eick12/28/2016, 8:03:25 AM2 votes

Well... this is difficult, seeing as she is a ruthless ice witch that has lived for several millennia and you, despite all your remarkable qualities, are a mere mortal.

However, I would say that the best way to win her affection is by furthering her cause. So here's what you need to do:

Make a match on Howling Abyss, the place where the Iceborn met their fate. You will be avenging Lissandra's people. This match will be a cataclysmic showdown of Freljord's chieftains versus the Ice Witch.

In real life, this will be represented by you playing a 1v1 versus every other Freljord champion in the game (except Trundle). To make the fight interesting, each person must have mastery 7 on that champion. Only if you can win every fight will you be allowed to marry Lissandra, with the gift of her enemies' blood as a dowry.

Good luck!

I WILL TROLL YOU12/28/2016, 4:03:59 PM2 votes

I wonder how many bodies this guy has in his basement ?

Morde X Sona12/28/2016, 1:54:52 PM1 votes

Well if thats the case I call dibs on Sona.

######sorry MM and Maven but not sorry fite me

PROJECT Katarìna12/29/2016, 4:41:53 AM1 votes

make a champ with your actual name into the game in your likeness convince rioters to have lissandra marry him. profit

Munchy Ham12/30/2016, 11:52:28 AM1 votes

GET EM CHAMP I BELIEVE IN YOU