A thing about Lissandra..........

Boodrum·Dec 27, 2016·100 votes·6,253 views

Ok, so I love playing Lissandra. She's has everything in a kit I can ask for and she fits my play style well. I like, no,** LOVE **her so much I have over 900k mastery points with her. PROOF: http://imgur.com/a/YK9JL

Anyways, I asked if I could marry Lissandra since I love her so much, and after some persuasion, I'm happy to say I can marry her, BUT I need to make a proposal, so what should I write? I've never done anything like this before (mainly because I didn't think I would get this far, but no judging here, OK?) . Thanks in advanced!

Oh yeah, here's the conversation with support about me marrying Lissandra: http://imgur.com/a/sIFor

TLDR: I need to make a proposal to Lissandra, so what should I write?

86 Comments

A Superb VillainDec 28, 201631 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/H3T9limYS4rdK/giphy.gif

Papa AndreiDec 28, 201635 votes

Not Lissandra

A Superb VillainDec 28, 201612 votes

http://i.imgur.com/QONVIyz.gif?noredirect

5000000000000000Dec 27, 201628 votes

We need Cactopus to come here and make this relationship canon (if only JoJ were still happening, this could actually be canon)

Rude NameDec 28, 201615 votes

http://i.imgur.com/Be7Pquf.png Catopus summoning ritual

dapositivevikingDec 28, 20162 votes

but it's caCtopus! bring out the saguaros!

MinaZer0Dec 28, 20164 votes

this is cute and all but support needs to be banning people moar and wedding people less, its good to see they can have fun tho

5000000000000000Dec 28, 20164 votes

I would agree, but isn't banning almost exclusively done by automation now? Only extreme cases like Tyler1 are handled by humans, iirc.

MinaZer0Dec 28, 20163 votes

automation in-client, but you can send support tickets directly by email with screenshots proving your case and get instant results, racism discrimination etc is zero tolerance, auto-permaban

TeCoolMageDec 28, 201615 votes

Well if you want to propose to lissandra you have to make it clear to her that you're ready to stay with her to rule over a frozen world for thousands of years.

You also have to kill and prove yourself ruthless enough to stand above others who would like to be with her. You're currently 9th on the line of succession as Lissandra's date, you have to kill

OMG FROST (RU) TrOtSkY (NA) sha0khan (EUW) OVERLORD THRASK (NA) jaesuk is gosu (KR) Loufakos (EUNE) archlololi (OCE) tgzwt (RU)

http://championmasterylookup.derpthemeus.com/champion/?champion=127

You know what they say, Chicks dig mastery points

You have #1 in NA, but chances are Lissandra will marry tgzwt even after your proposal.

If all goes well I'd like to see your children

The 2nd HorsemanDec 28, 201612 votes

Aww, what a nICE story

MintyPawsDec 28, 201610 votes

the mad man actuly did it

Bottom LanerDec 28, 20169 votes

This is just my opinion, but why just write a proposal? Do you really think she'd want just something in writing? What I think you should do is make a video of yourself actually proposing to her.

Glory ln DeathDec 28, 20165 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Jz1mEalZ0loBeHC/giphy.gif

QuindecDec 28, 20168 votes

This is so cute, i would love to see lissandra in a wedding dress skin her q would be throwing bouqets and explodes into roses onces it hits the first enemy her w would be her dress extending outwards her e would be some kind of walking down the lane motion(idk) her ult would be herself entombing herself in cake or the enemy

Glory ln DeathDec 28, 20163 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Jz1mEalZ0loBeHC/giphy.gif

RintamDec 29, 20161 votes

Her E would be a red curtain!

Fondling GemsDec 28, 20167 votes

Well hot swiggity damn, time to catch up on my Taric mastery.

...wait, if I am number one in NA on both Taric and Ezreal can I be their matchmaker? Can I make them cannon? I have new purpose in life.

An Undead bratDec 28, 20162 votes

SEND A TICKET!

QuindecDec 30, 20161 votes

can it be a threeway

Fondling GemsDec 31, 20161 votes

Hmm, we will see... We will see...

PureUtterCancerDec 28, 20166 votes

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/173/576/Wat8.jpg?1315930535

ImThemDec 27, 20165 votes

normie sIayerDec 29, 20165 votes

Riot The0rphan is the guy who gave me 2 rp for this masterpeice https://p6.zdusercontent.com/attachment/43400/irpfeLD9JffTSqaMf35Ow0rYK?token=eyJhbGciOiJkaXIiLCJlbmMiOiJBMTI4Q0JDLUhTMjU2In0..S687gGGBMJ-6XaCnNY1a6Q.mifMzQbARZQRj0b4roBRWFNpJb59M2EWZNUo0vEfeQSI8vQN7ppJko7c3BXOD_3is6sY6j9ZJ6BZt9vKtL2FH0aviWwyMDCHRTPtrANr0j2ihtAOoru8-NMxBjR1g7oTim-VYha2Rk-_19H1MHNJB1-c7M2tfRLruNAevcXPRrBKTsqE0Cv6v9cHdDakfc63G3iQWqoOxX9Kam9GNGAgJRIYj53UYRhGSwO7ggy3YuhuZLXDr88Vf_hwmQmaGoWL6XW9ApCWDWZos2hN80hblg.E2LWasdYLSU2v3x9LcxexQ

KoKobotoDec 28, 20164 votes

Kinda creepy but sure, I love Lissandra too I love her whole theme and voice actress is amazing I'd probably play her more often but she feels "stressful" for me to play because you are a play maker and always gotta be making those plays.

OneFlingManDec 28, 20164 votes

whats goin on man

GULAG 4 UDec 28, 20164 votes

Wat

BellafioriDec 28, 20164 votes

what the fuck did i just read

DracocrashDec 28, 20164 votes

I'm...scared.

VesemirDec 28, 20164 votes

Tell her this: Let it go, let it go. Dont hold back anymore. Let it go, let it goooo.

cirn0Dec 27, 20163 votes

go get 'em, tiger! :)

GrignogDec 27, 20163 votes

just write from your heart fampai, the right words will come :^)

DarusaidoDec 27, 20163 votes

hope i get an invitation ;^)

GrReaper96Dec 28, 20163 votes

Just tell her about your enormous jaw-dropping hard black refridgerator

MhihnjDec 28, 20163 votes

blood is red ice is blue propose to lissandra quickly, will you?

Withering WillowDec 27, 20162 votes

I'm sure your wedding will be blissful ;^3

King GreyDec 27, 20162 votes

Do it lissanon, I believe in the power of love and memes! Talon x Ezreal <3

Vouloir OublierDec 28, 20162 votes

wtf

ModAcademy KaynDec 28, 20162 votes

Well, when proposing, you got to make sure you have the right location, or get her into the right situation.

You're two best locations are either:

A. Over the corpses of her dead enemies (Harder, but i think it'd work best)

B. She's blind, so don't aim for beauty, but aim for practicality. Amassing an army of ice soldiers and standing above should set the mood best.

After that, you can either write a speech, or just throw it out in the heat of the moment. I'd say that if you're going with Location A, go with Heat of the moment, but with Location B., I'd go with a speech or something romantic. Now, you'll need a Ring.

Rings are tricky. Some girls like that bling, some girls want something simple, but you can use your own 900 K Point judgement on that. No, what matters is the material, shape and size comes after that. For the engagement ring, aim for True Ice Band, with a sapphire for the gem. My personal recommendation would be a normal True Ice band, that wraps two strands around the top, while lacing with small sapphires in between.

Finally, just make sure to be confident. Liss is a woman with plans, she won't settle for someone with no backbone, so stand straight, and be loud and proud. I wish you luck, and a happy future.

I'm also available for wedding plans.

TyrekGoldenspearDec 28, 20162 votes

Woah, you really went all out.

I applaud your enthusiasm, I mean dang dude.

As for the proposal, you gotta open up your heart to her, tell her how you really feel, ya know?

LatetotheRaceDec 28, 20162 votes

Lol why the hell not. You got my support 100%.

Erractic EickDec 28, 20162 votes

Well... this is difficult, seeing as she is a ruthless ice witch that has lived for several millennia and you, despite all your remarkable qualities, are a mere mortal.

However, I would say that the best way to win her affection is by furthering her cause. So here's what you need to do:

Make a match on Howling Abyss, the place where the Iceborn met their fate. You will be avenging Lissandra's people. This match will be a cataclysmic showdown of Freljord's chieftains versus the Ice Witch.

In real life, this will be represented by you playing a 1v1 versus every other Freljord champion in the game (except Trundle). To make the fight interesting, each person must have mastery 7 on that champion. Only if you can win every fight will you be allowed to marry Lissandra, with the gift of her enemies' blood as a dowry.

Good luck!