Your favorite champion is now selling food. what is it?

That pussy

These weird little things that walk around and say meep

Umm... Wait... Hold on...

I got nothing

manatee http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/0/0c/Urgot_ButcherSkin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100823184021 just look at it carefully.

what do you think he would sell... puke of course.

Too hard to tell, it's just charred to a crisp

Well, there's the obvious "BANANA HYURR" reference, but honestly? Given her status as a (former) grove guardian and current residence in Ionia, probably some kind of vegetable donburi.

Delicious crunchy O's that contain nanobots which fight disease, repair cells, and reconstruct damaged organs. You don't need a doctor, you need Glorious Ev-O-Lution cereal!

: Anniething you want

I'm not sorry

SHROOMS!

-Well, Tahm would have eaten it. -Vel would be selling the dissected results of his experiments. Knowledge through disintegration. -Sion would be selling mutton. -Zilean would be selling bananas. (Only Zilean mains will get this.) -Yas would be selling booze. -And Shaco- nah, he'd be the guy who waits for you to pay for it and the swipe it when you're not looking.

(These are all my mastery champs, not necessarily my favorite, but they are in order of my most mastery, from Tahm to Shaco.)

Anything that was once alive and breathed

i'm selling these delicious Poros

Some variety of breads and pastries, I imagine.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/a3a505a6170c99e43d26d72a0521f751/tumblr_mpqes5sQVD1rmu6i5o1_500.gif

Cupcakes?

Presumably just death on a bun. Uh... A "Piece Of The Champ"? Some snack food for fans of him?

Baked goods. Lots of baked goods