Champions in a Single Sentence! Part 5: Fighters

We made it peeps! What's going on everyone its Zeskgames back with the final installment of "Champions in a Single Sentence!". We're finishing this memetastic adventure with fighters. (There are a lot of fighters, so this one will be long.) Lets get into it!

: Can 1v1 any champ in the game, until the other person starts to take the fight seriously. : Edra Sissorlegs : Ah! I don't do spiders. : More like Heca_rims_ because with movespeed like his, he's basically a car. : How come you get stronger from me beating you? : Hey look the enemy Anivia/Rumble/Illoai just ulted my team, better counter ult in the center! : He should just put a seat belt on Skaarl and his problem would be solved. : Your pretty tough for a guy who can't see. : So I heard you had a lockdown comp. : Crusin' down the lane on my jet-ski. : If you hit me again I will turn you into a purse! : Who's this again? : One puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch : Booty Warrior Simulator : Aatrox for poor people. : Can you say Pentadunk? : Its funny that an 800 g item can shut this guy down if he's full build. : Tropical Darius : Taking drag = swag. : Pour up, stack, head shot, stack, sit down, stack, stand up, stack, pass out, stack, wake up, stack, faded, stack, faded stack. : Rule 1 of fighting Shyvana: Why are you fighting Shyvana? : So I heard you like recalling. : I swear bot lane towers were hear a minute ago. : Warwick's drunken disowned cousin. : They'll probably remove one of his skins before they give him one. : Old Spice Oder blocker. : Lamppost v bullets who would win? : Jump around, jump up, jump up, and get down!

: Everything that's I could say about this guy has been said already... Boi if you don't bring that big ass pony tail ass over here boy. Pony tail looks like a pine cone. Boy you wanna be an Akatsuki so bad. You should wear a shirt cuz your bear chest looks like margarine. Weeb lookin ass! Clash of Clans lookin ass! Sleepy looking ass! BOI

And that's everyone I think. Tell me if you enjoyed it :)

Edit: This should be part 6. Meh Edit 2: Thought of a better one for Nasus.