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guys plz buf my mayn he is 2 week

RealInt··46 votes·2,143 views

hi guys i am a wood 9 yasuo mayn. i right post becuz my mayn is rly week rn. his name is juan francis yasuo and he comes from planet mars. he wants to 1 shot peeps but he is 2 week let me tel u y.

  1. pls buff his q. he has to hit enemy 2 tyms for big dick tornado. meanwhile janna presses q and she gets big dick tornado. y rito u no give my mayn this big dick tornado if he press q 1 tym? pls rito how i win if i cant even spam tornado yasuo dusnt even have other projectile janna can throw her random floaty bird at peeps and also slow them its op

If janna and yasuo get into a big dick fight janna wins every tym because she can use big dick tornado rly faster than me. not fare. pls nerf janna or buff my mayn or do both pls rito.

  1. windwall cant even block melee attacks. y rito? y make so week? galio can just walk up to me and punch me and kill me and wind wall cant even block? also when janna ult me my wind wall cant even block it.

Janna ult pushes me away with wind but i used my WINDWALL it is a wall that blocks wind rito is this a bug or wut? or i think janna is just 2 broken. nerf janna or buff my mayn or do both pls rito.

  1. if i want e through person i need 2 wait for 2 much tym to e them again. not fare. if janna auto attack somebody she can auto them again without having to wait y do i have to wait to e same person twice? rito this is unaxeptable. pls. we must nerf janna or buff my mayn or do both pls rito.

  2. my ult dusnt even work. i spam r like this: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but yas is like "lol nope" unless the enemy is knocked up 4 sum reason and i cant even knock them myself becuz i cant use big dick tornado without hitting q unlike janna and my team is useless i say always in champ select "pls use knockup champ" but they never pick the right champ and then they blame me for feeding. i just go 0/14/1 its not even feeding and they go 25/1/0 and think they r so gud. dw tho i always tell them "lol you dunt even have any assists nub" and then they stop talking.

also janna can ult without even hitting her big dick tornado. wtf rito? is this balanced? no rito pls. nerf janna or buff my mayn or do both pls rito.

  1. yasuo passive is suck. janna just auto him 1 tym and his shield is gone and i cant even buy crit because cs is 2 hard becuz janna always just kills me with big dick tornado. also janna shield is bigger than yas? and give ad????????? rito wut is this? bug? pls fix. make yas shield = 100000% of his max health or he can never beet janna because she is 2 broken or make janna shield cost 100000 manna and also destroy her own nexus otherwise it is way 2 broken ty rito. we have to do something rito. nerf janna or buff my mayn or do both pls rito.

ok so we see that janna is just better yas. she has big dick tornado she has opop shield her wind is not blocked by windwall and she also has boobs its way 2 op. pls rito.

we need 2 make yas grate again. he is just a bad version of janna.

tldr: nerf janna or buff my mayn or do both pls rito

20 Comments

vampirekid1323 votes

upboated for big dick tornado.

Meta Phyton7 votes

Lol y no windwall block wind. That part got me

Skelenth6 votes

Stopped reading when he said Janna has to click once for a tornado.

She has to click twice

Glory ln Death13 votes

False. She just has to wait a bit longer before she gets the tornado, but then she gets an even bigger tornado!

Riot, nerf Janna or buff Reallnt's main or both, please.

RealInt3 votes

ty sir 4 support

pls rito

Oelyk2 votes

A big dick tornado to be exact.

jaymc11303 votes

This is one the best HateDaddy styled "But Muh Champion Are Need Halp Plz Rito!" threads I've seen in a long time. Hilarious.

For more poorly spelled laughs: http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/GD/8bhgsEty-oke-rito-it-time-2-nerf-the-champ-wolfwitch-angry-wolf-champ

Glory ln Death2 votes

GASP!!! The predictions! CurrentlyT actually DID end up re-doing the OP wolfwitch!

jaymc11303 votes

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GASP!!! The predictions! CurrentlyT actually DID end up re-doing the OP wolfwitch!

HateDaddy = Nostradamus. Only more accurate and less vague.

SzGamer2271 votes

laughing my ass of help plsss I can't breathe

Zedex1 votes

Oh you mean more garbage posts clogging up the garbage forum? Surprise surprise, garbage spreads.

R183 votes

I is plastic 17 Sona main. Ploz buff. Q do no damagz and W no heal very good. E makes u not Barry allen and aoe stun needs more of the bs. :^)

Big Lincoln2 votes

itt delusional yasuo hater

Oelyk2 votes

If this was in gameplay this comment would get upvoted. Alas, this is Memes and games.

Enlegacy1 votes

Wood 9?

HAH!

TRUE YASUO MAINS ARE PAPER 10!

RealInt3 votes

i train 29 hours a day in hopes to be in paper 10 one day

may the potato gods guide me

SzGamer2271 votes

when did paper 10 become the goal

shoot 4 cardbord 12

beleve in urself

Rozair1 votes

Laughing my ass off

Skorch1 votes

Cant tell if joke... or Gameplay hatred snuck into memes and games in the form of a joke...

I really hope its the former.

Zedex1 votes

Ekko summoner icon? Has a terrible thread attempting to make fun of an extremely small group of players(retarded Yasuo's) just to farm useless upvotes for Epeen?

it all checks out, salty top laner confirmed.

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