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Malicious Metal75 votes

How the hell did you get access to my match history?!?

The Aqualious28 votes

He called in a favour...

slowly sneaks into the darkness whistling

TyrekGoldenspear8 votes

Aqua, you sneaky Shaco main...

The Aqualious7 votes

{quoted}

sneaky Shaco main...

We will see about that soon

JayHog19922 votes

So this is your infamous Pokémon team...

ChaosThief4 votes

God damn, man, teach me how to buy Garen! He must give great stats.

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

He does! Gives a justice boost to all your pokemon!

EvilUnicornLord17 votes

I pulled this from the LoLWiki

Garen Cost: 3000 Build Path: B.F. Sword + Warden's Mail

  • 60 Attack Damage
  • 60 Armor
  • 150% Health Regeneration

UNIQUE Passive: Cold Steel UNIQUE Passive: Demacian Justice - You deal 3% hp damage to the enemy champion with the highest killing spree in True Damage.

They might have changed a few things about it, you might want to check the link to be sure.

Veltox17 votes

After years i still get Rickrolled. http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/petstarr/Daters/wellfuck.gif

EvilUnicornLord5 votes

Well, at least the song selected for that internet fad was a catchy one.

TyrekGoldenspear7 votes

You know last time I Rickrolled someone, I checked the views for the music video.

251,249,149.

How many of those were Rickrolls? O_o

50000000000000001 votes

You can subtract about a hundred or so to account for me.

Velzard of Koz10 votes

Funny thing is I never get rickrolled because the song is not available in my country. One day I'll just have to move out of Narnia, really.

ChaosThief3 votes

I had to double check the link to confirm that nothing was changed, and indeed, nothing was! Thank you for teaching me the ways.

(It was too obvious what that link was gonna be.)

Pierce The Veal2 votes

{quoted}

I pulled this from the LoLWiki

Garen Cost: 3000 Build Path: B.F. Sword + Warden's Mail

  • 60 Attack Damage
  • 60 Armor
  • 150% Health Regeneration

UNIQUE Passive: Cold Steel UNIQUE Passive: Demacian Justice - You deal 3% hp damage to the enemy champion with the highest killing spree in True Damage.

They might have changed a few things about it, you might want to check the link to be sure.

With the stats you stated that item would be so broke lol.

IGotScuttleCrabs2 votes

I miss when his build path was: DFG + Sunfire Cape + 333 Gold

Unique Passive: Youre a wizard Garen. GAREN smites down villainous scum with the sword of the heavens.

Shadòw18 votes

if you look closely, you can see that it is fake

Malicious Metal23 votes

Yeah. Yorick and Garen in the same match? That's way too improbable to be true

The Aqualious17 votes

It was in Bronze

Velzard of Koz7 votes

Yeah they don't know that Yorick and Garen have same UNIQUE passive and do not stack? It's really not that cost efficient.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Yorick Jungle is meta I believe.

EvilUnicornLord10 votes

You got me. It was the ward, wasn't it? A real Mordekaiser would use a Sweeping Lens.

Joe Mana14 votes

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EvilUnicornLord6 votes

Well, I was looking for a tad more tankiness with some late game burst and sustain for the teamfights, but I guess that'll work too.

50000000000000004 votes

Gragas can give you more tankiness and CC. I think the utility more than makes up for his lack of burst damage in his build.

Igglet10 votes

inb4 Mord gets nerfs next patch and Malicious Metal starts knocking on your window.

Trendition5 votes

No one seems to mention the OVER 9000

EvilUnicornLord4 votes

There it is! I was waiting for somebody to notice that.

Crett2 votes

Champions in his INVENTORy

Malicious Metal10 votes

Because he friggin' owns them. Duh!

Mordepool6 votes

[{quoted}](name=Malicious Metal,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=gOk160NT,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2016-10-26T20:11:52.021+0000)

Because he friggin' owns them. Duh!

Ghosts for days. Brah

Insanity Song2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/fMkmUJo.gif Finally a use for this gif

EvilUnicornLord3 votes

I'll beat a mother##er with another mother##er.

Hyrum Graff12 votes

{quoted}

I'll beat a mother##er with another mother##er.

-Lee Sin

Veltox6 votes

Syndra How about teddy bears?

G4LLOWSC4L1BR4TR2 votes

Strictly speaking, wouldn't your KDA be -32.5? It's Kills/Assists = 500/-16 = -32.5

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Funny, remove the negative sign and that's his assist count.

Lord Galvatron1 votes

Of course you won. Bard is the most OP item in the game. It also works even better when you rush 1st item Yorick.

Hardstuck G41 votes

I much prefer rushing into the Garen prior to Yorick, but I do suppose it's preference xD

Lord Galvatron1 votes

That's a better item path if they have heavy AP :)

Hardstuck G41 votes

Yeah, I suppose you're right. Thanks for the input xD

Bultz1 votes

nerf him

The DrBonjigollo1 votes

I believe everything except how do you even get -16 deaths and what is _ assists.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

That's actually 32.5 assists.

MonkeyMadness1 votes

Average bronze player: fkin noob 10/26 report feeding Everyone else: facepalm

penguinhedgehog1 votes

Report Morde, didn't buy a trinket upgrade.

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

With that KDA, you don't need vision.

(Also, Bard packed a sightstone before having his soul taken)

arc951 votes

the -16 deaths made me actually lol [slayer-jinx-wink]

Hardstuck G41 votes

I'd like to know the stats of each of these items, so I can do proper maths for the required amount of shots to destroy my rectum ;-;

Velzard of Koz1 votes

Do I really have to say this is a joke to ensure it won't get deleted?

Don't tell me they tried to move it into Gameplay. LOL, I know the feel.

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