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Alright there are some Jokes out there that would blow peoples mind at the complexity of the joke. Let us focus today, on the lowest form of humor however, and that is Dirty jokes about annie hitting 18 PUNS you naughty people. Though being honest those are acceptable, These puns can be situational ie Thresh/Lucian bot lane (Puns based on the champion background) Thresh says he'll get 100% wifesteal That was the HOOK etc.

The requirements are as follows

1. Copying others' puns is frowned upon and to be avoided, so scrolling keeps things funny
2. The only limits in offensiveness is only limited by how mean you can be
3. Dirty puns are allowed
4. Lame puns are lame, but they're still puns.
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