Codes of the Midlane Mage (Repost)

1. If you lose, blame the jungler.
2. Fuck Assassin's
3. All must come to your lane by minute 20.
4. All blue buffs are yours. It's like crack for you, except it's free and you don't go to jail for it. Especially these guys:
5. Fuck Assassin's
6. If you're a zed main, go fuck yourself.
7. All ganks have to be mid.
8. You must roam so that you can carry.
9. Take Red buff to tilt your team cause you don't even basic attack but it's fun to have.
10. Fuck Ahri. Literally.

Follow this code to carry your team out of bronze's tight hole and make your way to Diamond Dickery.