Codes of the Assassin

1. Fuck cs.
2. mains must use the laugh taunt constantly in lane, gets the job done.
3. is the only mage without Mana, dafuq is up with that?
4. You must gank botlane at least 90% of the game, always aim for the ADC.
5. mains must play at least 6 hours of Assassin's Creed, must watch the movie, know the Creed, and buy the skin that makes look like he's actually from it in order to call themselves a talon main. Pure, sweet and to the point.
6. Electrecute. Always Electrecute.
7. Fuck Tanks.
8. Fuck mains.
9. Red buff is steroids in league form.
10. I don't care how much you say it, mages are NOT assassin's! Even if they use 3 abilities to kill just like us. And are single target killers. And have low cool down too. I forgot my point.

Do these things to murderize the other team into bronze league and earn your ticket to the soul of Diamondhood.