Codes of the Tank
- Always aim for ADC.
- Just because I'm a tank, doesn't mean I can't be killed, it's just a lot slower for me.
- If I go in, you better be ridin on my tight %%%% and attacking.
- Fuck Conqueror.
- Fuck Yasuo Mains.
- Fuck Lethality.
- Chogath is broken.
- They got rid of giant Slayer, praise the riot employees.
- If you're the ADC on my team, stay behind me and try to avoid #1.
- Please be aware that
is called a Tank Shredder for a reason. Please keep her from me.
Follow these steps to tank your way through bronze hell and into Diamond paradise.

will make sure you stand behind him.