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Codes of the Tank

penguiking··27 votes·10,807 views
  1. Always aim for ADC.
  2. Just because I'm a tank, doesn't mean I can't be killed, it's just a lot slower for me.
  3. If I go in, you better be ridin on my tight %%%% and attacking.
  4. Fuck Conqueror.
  5. Fuck Yasuo Mains.
  6. Fuck Lethality.
  7. Chogath is broken.
  8. They got rid of giant Slayer, praise the riot employees.
  9. If you're the ADC on my team, stay behind me and try to avoid #1.
  10. Please be aware that Anivia is called a Tank Shredder for a reason. Please keep her from me.

Follow these steps to tank your way through bronze hell and into Diamond paradise. Ornn item 3681 Poppy item 3681 TahmKench

28 Comments

Infernape15 votes
  1. If I have Locket, don't go out of the goddamn radius.
  1. If I'm Tahm, do not run away from me.
  2. Do not tell me to engage, then run away when I do.
  3. Fuck Infinity Edge.
  4. Fuck Vayne.
  5. Fuck Yi.
  6. Fuck Fiora
  7. Fuck true damage in general. 18.1. Especially %HP true damage
  8. Buff Ornn.
  9. I need gold for items. Stop taking the goddamn cannon minion if I have Spoils of War ready. You get the gold for it as well.
CreationFlaw2 votes

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isn't ornn at like a 45% winrate and they just nerfed him again lol?

Tails90162 votes

isn't ornn at like a 45% winrate and they just nerfed him again lol?

The problem is that "buffs" almost always mean number changes, but he needs QoL changes, with maybe some number changes, like bringing back his unstoppable while using his flames and making it so his dash/knock-up can hit twice again, but the knock-up is reduced damage if hit by the initial dash.

We can't just have "Alright lets double the damage from brittle enhanced autos."

BlueNinja893 votes

Definitely number 12. Never run away from Tahm Kench! [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

ÈvilMorty1 votes

#13 holy crap half of my plat games in a nutshell.

TheCodeisCupCake2 votes

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  1. Fuck Vayne.
  2. Fuck Yi.
  3. Fuck Fiora

I think these are on everyones list

Warlord Rhinark3 votes

I wanna codes of the Jungler.

thx

Thefrostyviking2 votes

Isnt lethality kinda hard countered by armor? O_O

Shouldnt tanks largely be able to ignore someone who only has that and no armor shredd like black cleaver and lord dom?

penguiking2 votes

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Isnt lethality kinda hard countered by armor? O_O

Shouldnt tanks largely be able to ignore someone who only has that and no armor shredd like black cleaver and lord dom?

Meh. Just a Meme, I honestly don't know much about how Lethality works. Just Know it penetrates armor

RainXBlade1 votes

It's Armor Pen that scales with your level. So yeah, it's still just Armor Pen.

penguiking2 votes

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It's Armor Pen that scales with your level. So yeah, it's still just Armor Pen.

Oh.. besides item 3071 , and item 3033 not much else really does much. To me at least.

Thefrostyviking1 votes

Its essentially flat armor pen with a level scaling, so just like with flat magic pen you just buy a bit of appropriate resistance to deny the greatest effectiveness which is borderline true damage against targets with no extra resistance.

RyzeTheSmurfMage2 votes

Codes for ADC pls (I want to see their whining about every time they aren't super OP,I'm a mage main)

penguiking1 votes

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Codes for ADC pls (I want to see their whining about every time they aren't super OP,I'm a mage main)

My mains a Mage too! Love fighting adc's mid.

Duke Milkman2 votes

How is Cho'Gath broken? I was under the impression he was in a fine/not-broken place atm.

BlueNinja893 votes

Cho'Gath's Ult does TRUE DAMAGE and scales with HEALTH!

That plus all of his damn cc!

[sg-shisa]

penguiking1 votes

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Cho'Gath's Ult does TRUE DAMAGE and scales with HEALTH!

That plus all of his damn cc!

[sg-shisa]

Like dude has a silence... Wtf riot?

penguiking1 votes

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How is Cho'Gath broken? I was under the impression he was in a fine/not-broken place atm.

Well, depends on how the game is going for him, if he's fed, he's unkillable, if not, he's a wet tissue, if he builds AP, he's in between.

dogehkiin1 votes

I know this is Memes & Games but fuck lethality shouldn't be here, it's an anti low armor stat, pretty bad vs tanky champs.

PB4UAME1 votes

It scales beneficially with % pen as well. Its the best of both worlds, and far too cheap a stat.

dogehkiin1 votes

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It scales beneficially with % pen as well. Its the best of both worlds, and far too cheap a stat.

what u mean it scales with %pen? lethality is just going to reduce a fixed amount of armor and that is only useful against targets with low armor (not tanks) it's logic, if your lethality reduces armor by ten it's going to be waaay more effective vs someone with 20 armor than against someone with 200, the 1st one will get his armor reduced to its 50%, the 2nd one to its 95%.

PB4UAME1 votes

If you have a % reduction before a flat reduction, on a curve that's sloped the way the resistance -> damage mitigation curve is, then the added value of penetrating lower levels of armor is exponentially more than the value of penetrating high levels of armor.

E.g. taking a tank from 350 -> 314 armor with the 36 lethality on two items does jack shit, and your damage against them will barely increase.

If you first have a teammate stack BC on them, they only have 266 armor, so your 36 lethality drops them to 230. Going from 266 -> 230 armor gives you much more damage against them than dropping them from 350 -> 314.

But, say you have LDR as well, now they only have 350 -> 266 armor due to BC -> 172 due to LDR -> 136 due to your lethality.

Dropping them from 172 armor to 136 is massive. Really, taking them from 350 -> 136 is just depressing, and it only takes 2 items the assassins were already going to buy, a staple item for two classes of characters that the top or jungler will virtually always have in every game, and then an LDR which more people should be buying anyway, and armor basically doesn't exist.

250 bonus armor is made into literally 35 that's 4,300 gold worth of pure armor tossed down the drain.

dogehkiin1 votes

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If you have a % reduction before a flat reduction, on a curve that's sloped the way the resistance -> damage mitigation curve is, then the added value of penetrating lower levels of armor is exponentially more than the value of penetrating high levels of armor.

E.g. taking a tank from 350 -> 314 armor with the 36 lethality on two items does jack shit, and your damage against them will barely increase.

If you first have a teammate stack BC on them, they only have 266 armor, so your 36 lethality drops them to 230. Going from 266 -> 230 armor gives you much more damage against them than dropping them from 350 -> 314.

But, say you have LDR as well, now they only have 350 -> 266 armor due to BC -> 172 due to LDR -> 136 due to your lethality.

Dropping them from 172 armor to 136 is massive. Really, taking them from 350 -> 136 is just depressing, and it only takes 2 items the assassins were already going to buy, a staple item for two classes of characters that the top or jungler will virtually always have in every game, and then an LDR which more people should be buying anyway, and armor basically doesn't exist.

250 bonus armor is made into literally 35 that's 4,300 gold worth of pure armor tossed down the drain.

That doesn't mean that it scales with %pen, lethality isn't reducing more armor thanks to %pen, it's reducing the same "fixed" amount, you just added 2 %pen items that aren't supposed to be for assasins. Also getting 36 lethality would require you to buy 2 letality items, that's a total of 4 items you're using to reduce your enemies armor, the 5th is boots and then you've got only 1 slot to compensate every other weakness you have.

Lethality and %pen don't affect hp.

Going from 172 to 136 armor is not a massive difference, it's a small one, lethality is BAD against anyone with more than 100 armor, the massibe difference is going from 350 to 172 (50% of the original armor) but that happens because your enemy buyed 2 items to counter armor.

French Courtesan1 votes

11 . deal more damage than your lane opponent despite being 3k gold behind and building no damage items.

M00ndanc31 votes

Aww :( you think my boi is broken

Friendly Ram1 votes

Braum will make sure you stand behind him.

penguiking1 votes

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Braum will make sure you stand behind him.

Braums hard...

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