Your favorite champ opens a store
What do they sell?
: SOULS FOR SALE!!
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mandatory 
bakery
: Braum's Warm Goat's Milk
Ever get tired of blocking shots for your allies? Maybe a bit exhausted after a gank from Shaco? Well, you've came across the right product! Braum's Warm Goat's Milk is the perfect product for all supports across Summoner's Rift! Made from genuine goat's milk from Braum's farm, you can sustain your allies while enjoying a refreshing glass of goat's milk. Buy now!
20% of the profits go to support mains.
EDIT: As I'm typing this up, I find a website that actually advertises a milk by the name of Braum lol.
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Gets you anywhere in 8 seconds!
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: Everything Jarvan themed
Mordekaiser's Shredding Emporium
We sell everything from guitar rigs that f*cking melt eleven, Metal weaponry and teacups.
Art gallery
...
He is the only thing exposed http://img10.deviantart.net/3d18/i/2016/095/6/d/taric_rework_by_gameplayart-d9xvymv.png
Can I buy back Sena?
Did you know? Blitzcrank runs an online dating service.
Runs a spinning class with 
, 
and 
Loads of fish for sale. Practically all you can eat. Oh and the souls,tears and blood of his enemies.
Skydiving and Wind Tunnel Fun!
Or a key shop. HASAKI!
I'm not sorry
Does it matter? No one remembers where it is....
Stars and other luminaries
He also is a lawyer http://i.imgur.com/6fjnPXg.jpg
:Pretty flowers!
[slayer-jinx-catface]
Bad jokes....
Voice Acting Lessons
"Blade warranties"
(Their you happy now you grammar nazi's >.>)
Walks in
Slams his robotic fist on the desk
"They can pay in gold... or blood."
Looks at all the tongues, kidneys, scrimshaw, (blood) oranges.
''I'm good... I'll just leave...''
Gets suspicious
"No-one steals from me."
Runs.
We sell pain.
: Cybernetic enhancement for THE GLORIOUS EVOLUTION
probably some anti-depressifying service, since she's so damn cute and smile-inducing
, She sells Sea Shells by the Sea shore.
cosplays?
would probably open a gym
Runs a karaoke shop where she herself performs as well for the crowd now and again.
... Can't see him opening a store xD He might make one with very exclusive stuff, that is actually just used to lure you in to a backroom where he kills you xD