Your favorite champ opens a store
What do they sell?
: SOULS FOR SALE!!
119 Comments
Automatis23 votesmandatory 
bakery
AnonymousPoro20 votes
: Braum's Warm Goat's Milk
Ever get tired of blocking shots for your allies? Maybe a bit exhausted after a gank from Shaco? Well, you've came across the right product! Braum's Warm Goat's Milk is the perfect product for all supports across Summoner's Rift! Made from genuine goat's milk from Braum's farm, you can sustain your allies while enjoying a refreshing glass of goat's milk. Buy now!
20% of the profits go to support mains.
EDIT: As I'm typing this up, I find a website that actually advertises a milk by the name of Braum lol.
Sonicblaster332 votesThey thought of the idea before hand!
Squidsmastah17 votes
Sion's Global Monorail System
Gets you anywhere in 8 seconds!
Visit our website for information, locations, and ticket purchase.
Dark Nephthys16 votes
: Everything Jarvan themed
Sonicblaster3315 votesI feel she would open a store with 
where they sell fisting action......
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/thelennyface/images/2/24/Lenny_face.png/revision/latest?cb=20140728000856
I'm so sorry
Zyvux3 votesGauntlet Store: Now selling super-galaxy/neon-strike gloves.
shyv1 votes[{quoted}](name=Sacred Knight,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=feq9UUM7,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2016-05-26T05:47:22.919+0000)
FTFY
macromite8 votescompromise, just let it be a general shipping store. sells starter kits so you can ship who you want from the comfort of your couch.
Mhihnj6 votesThe shipping kit. includes: .*Both your favorite characters .*Ship .*Beds
other parts each sold seperately
Arya Nuada3 votesOther parts? Other PARTS?
I am scared what these ahem parts are. >.>
Malicious Metal15 votes
Mordekaiser's Shredding Emporium
We sell everything from guitar rigs that f*cking melt eleven, Metal weaponry and teacups.
Squidsmastah1 votesWait...
So does that mean that the guitars go up to the fabled volume 12????!!!!
macromite4 votesyou are thinking very small here, mordes guitars go up to 13
macromite2 votesBe warned, if you see the owner drinking it is not a good time to enter the store.
Its his ptsd, and shit will go down if you talk to him.
Stars Shaper12 votes
Art gallery
...
He is the only thing exposed http://img10.deviantart.net/3d18/i/2016/095/6/d/taric_rework_by_gameplayart-d9xvymv.png
Sonicblaster3311 votes
Can I buy back Sena?
The Deckowner10 votesDid you know? Blitzcrank runs an online dating service.
Blue Moon Wolf9 votes
Runs a spinning class with 
, 
and 
ThwartinMaPlans1 votes
not invited?
Blue Moon Wolf9 votesHe's taking the class. He gets mad cause he can't hold the spin for very long :L
MavenSong13 votes
knows that feeling
Fîzž8 votes
Loads of fish for sale. Practically all you can eat. Oh and the souls,tears and blood of his enemies.
Dabrick017 votes
Skydiving and Wind Tunnel Fun!
Or a key shop. HASAKI!
I'm not sorry
Treyen6 votes
Does it matter? No one remembers where it is....
Game girl 13 votesYorick sold his shop years ago. All he got was an "IOU: 1 Rework" from Riot Games. Now he has nothing.
Feelsbadman
Stars Shaper6 votes
Stars and other luminaries
He also is a lawyer http://i.imgur.com/6fjnPXg.jpg
JustMonika135 votes
:Pretty flowers!
[slayer-jinx-catface]
TheCharmingCharm5 votesBad jokes....
MavenSong5 votes
Voice Acting Lessons
RaptorKarr4 votes
"Blade warranties"
(Their you happy now you grammar nazi's >.>)
Sahn Uzal4 votes
Walks in
Slams his robotic fist on the desk
"They can pay in gold... or blood."
Looks at all the tongues, kidneys, scrimshaw, (blood) oranges.
''I'm good... I'll just leave...''
Gets suspicious
"No-one steals from me."
Runs.
Ruin Lance1 votesheal walks in?
Sahn Uzal2 votesJust a person :l I didn't wanna name a specific champion or smth, so heal looked like a fine option because helmet bro.
Zyvux3 votes We sell pain.
Zydron3 votes
: Cybernetic enhancement for THE GLORIOUS EVOLUTION
BladeOfRuin2 votes
cosplays?
would probably open a gym
ThwartinMaPlans2 votes
Runs a karaoke shop where she herself performs as well for the crowd now and again.
ARequestOfDeath3 votes
Roozyj1 votesNah, That's Janna, obviously
or well, she's rather expencive xd
Sulghunter3 votescall center.
ThwartinMaPlans1 votesyou are all evil and peta be damned to you lol
nami tf2 votes
probably some anti-depressifying service, since she's so damn cute and smile-inducing
bulldoggamer10 votesGlitter. Nothing else. Just a shop full of glitter.
The Ecdysiast5 votesGuys...
Cupcakes.
BlunterMonk2 votes
, She sells Sea Shells by the Sea shore.
Roozyj1 votes ... Can't see him opening a store xD He might make one with very exclusive stuff, that is actually just used to lure you in to a backroom where he kills you xD
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