On the Subject of Kalista

Dreddeth·2/21/2015, 2:37:35 AM·2 votes·620 views

Kalista: Do you wanna have a soul-bind? Come on, let's go today You never see me any more I'm always banned before I ever get to play You were so excited But now you're mad I wish you would tell me why Do you wanna have a soul-bind? It doesn't have to be a soul-bind

summoner 11: Go away Kalista!

Kalista: Okay, bye...

Kalista: Do you wanna have a soul-bind? Or ride my ult into a gank I think some company is overdue I've started talking to The minions from bot lane (Keep at it, Jack!) It gets a little lonely Waiting for a game Just watching the days go by

Kalista: Summoner? Please, I know you're out there We haven't played since my release Yorick says "patience" and I try to cope You are my only hope, let my banning cease I hope we'll play together Just you and me What are we gonna do?

Kalista: Do you wanna have a soul-bind?

3 Comments

IcyPepper2/21/2015, 2:38:53 AM6 votes

No, because you always ult me without telling me to peel or engage first.

Embertine2/21/2015, 5:51:57 AM3 votes

If you would sit still for a moment and stop killing teamates and using us like pokemon then maybe someone would like you.