League of Legends Sing-Along Time, Part 2

Previous work can be found on the boards, including "Do You Want to Have a Soul Bind" performed by here and "Sunfire" performed by here.

Tonight, for your listening pleasure, I present "Friends on the Other Side," performed by , and featuring and .

: This man is obviously a charlatan. I suggest we move on-ACK!

: Don't you disrespect me, little man! Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now Not your world And I've got friends on the other side!

: He's got friends on the other side...

: That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in Shurima, a little parlor trick. Don't worry...

Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please I can read your future I can change it 'round some, too I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, ?) Make your wildest dreams come true!

I got voodoo I got hoodoo I got things I ain't even tried! And I've got friends on the other side.

: He's got friends on the other side!

: The s, the s, the s will tell The past, the present, and the future as well! The s, the s, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me!

Now you, young man, are from across the sea You come from two long lines of royalty (I'm a royal myself on my mother's side) Your playstyle's high But your MMR's low You need to marry a lil' honey whose daddy got elo!

: Mom and dad cut you off, huh playboy? : Sad but true. : Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down. You just wanna be free. Fly from place to place.

But freedom... takes RP! It's RP, it's RP, it's RP you need And when I look into your future It's RP that I see!

On you, little man(), I don't want to waste much time You've been pushed around all your life You've been pushed around by Noxus, by the Institute and Demacia. And if you were married... You'd be pushed around by your wife But in your future, the you I see Is exactly the man you always wanted to be!

Shake my hand. Come on boys. Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?

Yes... Are you ready?

: Are you ready?

: Are you ready? Transformation central!

: Transformation central!

: Reformation central!

: Reformation central!

: Champion Rework central! Can you feel it? You're changin' You're changin' You're changin', all right! I hope you're satisfied But if you ain't Don't blame me!! You can blame my friends on the other side!

: You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had!

: Hush...