What is Jhin's favorite drink

An Enemy Sutando·5/15/2017, 7:30:42 PM·6 votes·559 views

Jhin and Tonic.

7 Comments

Jbels5/15/2017, 8:27:24 PM4 votes

Jhin will drink anything, but the way he drinks it is quite particular. The drink must be served in a quantity such that it will take him 4 sips to finish. If he is drinking with friends, he will not drink unless he is with 3 friends for a total of 4 people. Should these conditions be met, it must be made certain that the current temperature in the bar is a multiple of 4, such as 72 degrees Fahrenheit.

The bartender should serve Jhin and his friends no more or no less than 4 times. If an LCS match is being broadcast on a TV while Jhin is drinking his 4 sips with his firneds in the bar that has a temperature that is a multiple of 4, Only a total of 4 games must be played in the best of 5. For this reason, all best of 5s must end in a 3-1 score. Jhin prefers reverse sweeps.

Everyone in the bar may speak no more than 4 times before he leaves. Each sentence must contain a multiple of 4 words in it. Each person may only speak for a multiple of 4 seconds. If possible, Jhin prefers that they speak for a total of 4 minutes, as this cleanly brings the total amount of seconds spoken to 240, another multiple of 4.

I could go on, but we would be here a while, as Jhin prefers his drinking habits explained in the form of a 4 page essay. The final word count must be a multiple of 4. Every paragraph must have 4 sentences, and as you can imagine, this would get exasperating quickly.

Friendly Ram5/15/2017, 7:40:53 PM1 votes

wouldn't jhin and toxic fit better?

Warlord Scrap5/15/2017, 7:56:01 PM1 votes

Four loko obviously

Venomar5/16/2017, 2:42:40 AM1 votes

4 loco

...?

Demosthentine5/16/2017, 2:46:53 AM1 votes

Tonic has five letters TRIGGERED