A man holding a door ( 
) can stop the formation of an opening portal to the void ( 
W) by standing over it.
A snake ( 
) can turn a rock to stone ( 
)
A small trap on the ground ( 
) can hit something flying ( 
(Using E) 
(Using W) 
(Using Q) 
(Valor taxi) 
)
A wall made out of wind ( 
) doesn't set the air on fire from the friction of the force required to stop a small tsunami ( 
R)
A man holding a door (
We hold off the invasion until he dies. It isn't worth it.
Wait. Retreat. Survive.
Man-Door-Mustache. Terror. Must investigate.
A snake (
Why are you...
Ssh, I have a fear of snakes. She can't see me if I don't move.
Wait, why do...
quiet!
A small trap on the ground (
I've had the traps upgraded. They bounce whenever something flies overhead to clamp onto them.
You're welcome.
A wall made out of wind (
Some mistakes you can't make twice.
dodges an entire galaxy (
) by swinging on his pole
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kills people with cards
'death by papercuts'
can be killed by 
Fires a solid metal hand with a rocket booster through otherwise impassable terrain and can pull another champion through that same impassible terrain.
Wind can destroy a star.
Literally changed their entire physical forms, their pasts and their powers
His entire lore is that he's much too powerful for the league of legends so he uses a lamp post instead of an actual weapon...
One of his skins gives him a giant axe.
can parry a giant sword falling from the skyhttps://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M00670c3ea4d7bc439b8bc3f7ec32e6beo0&w=304&h=151&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%2Ftopic%2F39524-free-garen-ult-helper-ks%2F
drains blood from robots:
Ehm, pretty much the sole function of doors is to close portals. I don't see the issue.
You can find 
in the item shop by searching for "hat" when playing Nami.
lives in the dessert yet has near infinite water around
As a whole.
's everything can't put out passive or ignite.
Ignite doesn't count as part of 's passive.
DON'T YOU EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ITEMS.
Also what is stranger? Anything you said here, or the fact that you will willingly pay 5$ to take graves Shotgun, and give him a squirt gun?
