A man holding a door ( 
) can stop the formation of an opening portal to the void ( 
W) by standing over it.
A snake ( 
) can turn a rock to stone ( 
)
A small trap on the ground ( 
) can hit something flying ( 
(Using E) 
(Using W) 
(Using Q) 
(Valor taxi) 
)
A wall made out of wind ( 
) doesn't set the air on fire from the friction of the force required to stop a small tsunami ( 
R)
EndlessSorcerer44 votesA man holding a door (
We hold off the invasion until he dies. It isn't worth it.
Wait. Retreat. Survive.
Man-Door-Mustache. Terror. Must investigate.
A snake (
Why are you...
Ssh, I have a fear of snakes. She can't see me if I don't move.
Wait, why do...
quiet!
A small trap on the ground (
I've had the traps upgraded. They bounce whenever something flies overhead to clamp onto them.
You're welcome.
A wall made out of wind (
Some mistakes you can't make twice.
GrReaper962 votesThis is gold
Rundus13 votesBeyond gold
Photos of Ghosts7 votesPlat
The Aqualious4 votesHigher
Awesomedude88883 votesDiamond 5?
The Aqualious1 votesHIGHER
IPromiseTomorrow3 votes
Gems!!!!!!
50000000000000005 votesKorean bronze?
Awesomedude88882 votesKorean D5*
Photos of Ghosts1 votesabatchallen-jour
hoes and bows35 votes
dodges an entire galaxy (
) by swinging on his pole
http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Kevin-Hart-What-GIF.gif?gs=a
Astôlfo4 votesA rat killing a celestial god that creates entire galaxies with a blowdart.
RainbowIcee12 votessatan is interdimensional. He is not a simple rat.
IcyPepper2 votesThere's a celestial god creating galaxies with a blowdart?
And I thought the Turtle from IT was something.
morayshark34 votes
kills people with cards
'death by papercuts'
S0kaX14 votes
'death by papercuts'
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hp56oH9t1rqp6teo5_250.gif
Pale Pirate3 votesWell he uses magic. Weirder is how caitlyn can't instakill everyone.
rubberduckie6661 votes
'death by papercuts'
as crazy as it sounds a card with a blade on the edge can be throw fast enough to cut cleanly through skin and go deep enough to cut something like the jugular, then again 's cards look like any old playing card ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Kingnewgameplus1 votesThats the key word there, "looks".
notice me Sin pi23 votes
can be killed by 
Stars Shaper17 votesThat's like saying humans shouldn't be killed/hurt when mauled with human body parts.
RamboDash1510 votesCan be healed by water ( )
Busty Demoness22 votes
Fires a solid metal hand with a rocket booster through otherwise impassable terrain and can pull another champion through that same impassible terrain.
Busty Demoness1 votesI failed to mention that it doesn't make said terrain passable, like your GIF implies.
TyrekGoldenspear2 votesThe wall respawns. Faster than a champ can follow.
Catastrop19 votesWind can destroy a star.
The Aqualious17 votes 
Literally changed their entire physical forms, their pasts and their powers
EndlessSorcerer11 votesTheir.
I normally wouldn't bother correcting it, but it appeared three times within one sentence and I cringed.
The Aqualious9 votesNo clue what you're talking about, didn't change anything I swear
EndlessSorcerer9 votesWhy, it must have been my eyes playing tricks on me. Mondays, you know.
Carry on, good sir/madam.
Snowballknows2 votesWhat cant Surgeon Shen do?
The Aqualious1 votesGive Sona functioning vocal cords
ThirteenJesters13 votes
His entire lore is that he's much too powerful for the league of legends so he uses a lamp post instead of an actual weapon...
One of his skins gives him a giant axe.
Large Minivan11 votes
can parry a giant sword falling from the skyhttps://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M00670c3ea4d7bc439b8bc3f7ec32e6beo0&w=304&h=151&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%2Ftopic%2F39524-free-garen-ult-helper-ks%2F
SpookyNeedle13 votes
Well it's still a sword isn't it?
DeathBot6669 votesIcyPepper4 votesSo you can reach further down the pedal, durr :3
Duke Anax8 votesEhm, pretty much the sole function of doors is to close portals. I don't see the issue.
Snowplosion8 votes
drains blood from robots:
crippler382 voteshe drains blood from rocks, at least robots have a fluid!
I hate my ADC6 votesYou can find 
in the item shop by searching for "hat" when playing Nami.
TyrekGoldenspear1 votesLol that's adorable and hilarious.
yogozin2 votes
As a whole.
's everything can't put out passive or ignite.
Ignite doesn't count as part of 's passive.
DON'T YOU EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ITEMS.
FHMarshy2 votes
lives in the dessert yet has near infinite water around
DeathBot6661 votesAlso what is stranger? Anything you said here, or the fact that you will willingly pay 5$ to take graves Shotgun, and give him a squirt gun?
crippler382 votesI'd pay 5 dollars to give him a cigar
