X the first two letters of your first name will be the first two letters of the name of the champion hunting you. If they land inbetween two names, take the former one
Y the first two letters of your last name will be the first two letters of the name of your bodyguard. If they land inbetween two names, take the latter one
How screwed are you?
Ah: 
Dy: 
...well at least she won't be able to pull him away from himself.
Ke: 
Sm: Smurf 
De: closest thing is 
Ra:
I'm ok
Hunter: Singed Bodyguard: Lucian I guess I'm fucked. You can't shoot poison
hunter: 
Protector:
I'll be fine, fire is Wukongs specialty :p
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92wfl9WmF1r3ifxzo1_500.gif
Ry: 
Ku: Nothing.
Well shit...
Hunted by 
Protected by 
I'm moderately ok with this.
hunts me
protects me
kappa
just thought that would be a hilarious outcome.
Ai:
Ta: 
good luck trying to seduce a gay dude >_>
Am:
Ba:
alright, bard, best keeper ever.
Jo-
Pu-
I'd say my chances of escape are pretty damn good
So going off alphabetical champ list I got: Kog Maw chasing me but Master Yi is there to protect me.
Yeah I think I'm safe. Heck maybe I'll just grab a garbage can lid and just defend myself :P
De- Diana As- Ashe
I think I'll be fine at the Queen's Castle. Just gotta watch out for Tryndamere.
Is trying to kill my ass, and
is protecting me
I'm fine boiz >:)
Ju-
Pa- 
And since I have two last names, I get a bonus in We- 
.....I think I'm pretty safe with that duo.
Al; Alistar is hunting me. Da; Darius is defending me.
Good thing I love bouncy houses! But I dunno if Darius does so much...
Hunted By: Taric
Guarded by:
??? Not sure, it's Ro.
Isn't galios thing that he failed to protect?
Well shit...
Hunted by 
Guarded by
[zombie-brand-mindblown]
is hunting me
is guarding me.
Let's hope this Blitzcrank is at least silver 3
NI: Hunted by, 
the Queen of the Jungle
RO: Protected by ... Title I know not, but he can fly so I feel better now...
And he boosted an Army to Victory so I am Set
Da: Hunted by Darius.
Sh: Protected by Shen or Shyvana.
I think I am good, I mean Darius is scary, but I either get Shen, someone who's job it is to protect people. Or a lady who can freaking turn into a Dragon. Either way I am set.
is after me and 
is protecting me. I think I'm good.
