X is after your life and you have Y to protect you
X the first two letters of your first name will be the first two letters of the name of the champion hunting you. If they land inbetween two names, take the former one
Y the first two letters of your last name will be the first two letters of the name of your bodyguard. If they land inbetween two names, take the latter one
How screwed are you?


Sm: Smurf 




Ku: Nothing.

hunts me
protects me




Is trying to kill my ass, and
is protecting me
I'm fine boiz >:)
Pa- 

??? Not sure, it's Ro.

Guarded by
is guarding me.
the Queen of the Jungle
is after me and
is protecting me. I think I'm good.